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RandomFerret posted:It is explicitly stated in the book that Victor Frankenstein chose the most beautiful, perfect body parts he could find. He would 100% have taken the time to get not just the biggest, but the most aesthetically pleasing dick possible 
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RoboRodent posted:Suddenly I'm realising that either the monster is built like a Ken doll, or the doctor had to inspect the dicks of a bunch of corpses to find one he liked. I assure you he has an enormous schwanzstücker.
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Nov 11, 2020 08:13
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I am astonished the horse survived.
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Nov 11, 2020 08:28
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Fister Roboto posted:I assure you he has an enormous schwanzstücker.
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Nov 11, 2020 08:32
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cock hero flux posted:he could have just found someone with giant hands Thus also solving the weiner dilemma.
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Nov 11, 2020 08:56
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HisMajestyBOB posted:That requires him to either admit that his own dick is not the most aesthetically pleasing, or to cut it off and give it to the monster. This is the central conflict of the book. Lol
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Nov 11, 2020 09:22
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The monster rose, his 4 inches majestically swaying in the storm winds.
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Nov 11, 2020 09:44
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Grendels Dad posted:While I love the image of the Monster as gigantic, this always bothered me because size doesn't work like that. I guess he can make the extremeties longer by adding stuff but you're not getting giant hands by stitching several hands together. That only gets you a mess of hands. imagine if the monster looked like the one in Zygote
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Nov 11, 2020 12:35
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Knormal posted:Thank you, it took far too long to get this reply. Come on people. Well, it goes without saying. he's going to be very popular
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Nov 11, 2020 12:36
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At least post the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 I will forever remember a kid named Rhyse standing on his desk during a test exclaiming 'DETACHABLE PENIS!'
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Nov 11, 2020 12:46
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Fister Roboto posted:I assure you he has an enormous schwanzstücker. Btw., a Schwanzstücker would be a device that cuts tails (or penises) into chunks. So it's right back to horror with Mr. Brooks.
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Nov 11, 2020 12:54
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Grendels Dad posted:While I love the image of the Monster as gigantic, this always bothered me because size doesn't work like that. I guess he can make the extremeties longer by adding stuff but you're not getting giant hands by stitching several hands together. That only gets you a mess of hands. Antigravitas posted:Btw., a Schwanzstücker would be a device that cuts tails (or penises) into chunks. So it's right back to horror with Mr. Brooks.
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Nov 11, 2020 12:58
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RandomFerret posted:It is explicitly stated in the book that Victor Frankenstein chose the most beautiful, perfect body parts he could find. He would 100% have taken the time to get not just the biggest, but the most aesthetically pleasing dick possible https://youtu.be/QuHw5ivCs1A
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Nov 11, 2020 13:28
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https://i.imgur.com/feCuwsx.gifv
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RandomFerret posted:It is explicitly stated in the book that Victor Frankenstein chose the most beautiful, perfect body parts he could find. He would 100% have taken the time to get not just the biggest, but the most aesthetically pleasing dick possible I dunno, did you see what the ancient Greeks thought the ideal make form was like?
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Nov 11, 2020 14:38
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Grendels Dad posted:While I love the image of the Monster as gigantic, this always bothered me because size doesn't work like that. I guess he can make the extremeties longer by adding stuff but you're not getting giant hands by stitching several hands together. That only gets you a mess of hands. Yeah this made me go WTF at like age 7 and it's never become clearer to me what they thought they were going for. I like to think it somehow inspired this though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkNul4wQH0
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Nov 11, 2020 15:23
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All the dong talk made me realize what they're both looking at on the frontispiece. (I just thought Monster Frankenstein was terrified because Doctor Frankenstein had sewed his head on his shoulder instead of his neck.)
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Antigravitas posted:Btw., a Schwanzstücker would be a device that cuts tails (or penises) into chunks. So it's right back to horror with Mr. Brooks.
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Nov 11, 2020 16:09
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IIRC, the monster in the book is said to be not bad looking, but unnatural and unnerving in motion, possibly in an Uncanny Valley way.
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Nov 11, 2020 16:16
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How about the Emo Monster from Penny Dreadful?
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Nov 11, 2020 16:21
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CannonFodder posted:Dude's got, like, thirty goddamn dicks. i appreciate this reference
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Nov 11, 2020 16:37
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3D Megadoodoo posted:All the dong talk made me realize what they're both looking at on the frontispiece. (I just thought Monster Frankenstein was terrified because Doctor Frankenstein had sewed his head on his shoulder instead of his neck.) Unfortunately the engraver had no way to visualise the comedic boing-oing-oing sound that would have prevented any confusion, such as yours. Also, Frankenstein didn't even finish his undergrad, let alone complete a PhD, so MISTER Frankenstein, if you please.
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Nov 11, 2020 16:41
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Scratch Monkey posted:How about the Emo Monster from Penny Dreadful? Misery made him a fiend, so why not?
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Nov 11, 2020 16:42
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CannonFodder posted:Dude's got, like, thirty goddamn dicks. quote:“Is it true your body was covered in over a hundred penises?”
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Nov 11, 2020 17:39
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Antigravitas posted:“Is it true your body was covered in over a hundred penises?” god i miss Iain M Banks
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Nov 11, 2020 18:06
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The is the least terrible "funny" corporate social media post I've seen.
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Nov 11, 2020 18:10
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Samovar posted:I dunno, did you see what the ancient Greeks thought the ideal make form was like? 
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Nov 11, 2020 18:12
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Behold, a man!
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Nov 11, 2020 18:12
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I once heard a friend lament that she would gently caress anything with two legs after her cheating bf got caught cheating again and had just barely given her a slight case of chlamydia again. And I thought of a yard bird.
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Nov 11, 2020 18:40
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RoboRodent posted:Behold, a man! I'm telling you it's a giant chicken!
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Nov 11, 2020 19:48
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It's very obviously a dinosaur.
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Nov 11, 2020 20:17
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Lodin posted:What did Apple mean by this? Glottis posted:Laptop processors scale performance with power consumption. This is saying you get equal performance at much lower power, and as you up the power, it ends up being more powerful than the old stuff can get at a lower power. this: https://twitter.com/Catfish_Man/status/1326238785181376512 so apple's non-x86 cpu can run things compiled for x86 (currently almost everything) faster than an actual x86 cpu can. supposedly. the graph is still funny.
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Elissimpark posted:Unfortunately the engraver had no way to visualise the comedic boing-oing-oing sound that would have prevented any confusion, such as yours. Sorry, MISTER Doctor Frankenstein.
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Nov 11, 2020 20:34
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Doc Hawkins posted:this: And have you seen the size of the PS5???
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Nov 11, 2020 20:39
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Halman posted:god i miss Iain M Banks 
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Nov 11, 2020 20:41
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Doc Hawkins posted:this: I looked up what an NSObject is. It's an artifact from Apple's own compiler compiling their own proprietary language. So they optimized the code better for their own chipset. As far as I can tell this is like saying "Wow, .NET applications run so much faster on windows".
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Nov 11, 2020 20:43
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ikanreed posted:I looked up what an NSObject is. It is like that. They are a vertical integrator, so they can do that. Or at least try.
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Nov 11, 2020 20:51
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Iain M Banks the guy who questioned hatred towards Muslims in a short story about someone flying on Lockerbie Pan Am 103 The guy who praised the NHS as he lay dying from untreatable cancer That guy lived and died better than most And if he wrote weird sex poo poo in his novels it was really just challenging the fact that if people got immortal we would totally wreck the place with Caligula poo poo Thank god he's dead and I wish he'd taken me with
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ikanreed posted:I looked up what an NSObject is. Hard to say really without benchmarks of more general stuff. With just that one data point it could be an effect of them optimizing that code, or the chip could just be really fast.
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