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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Violet_Sky posted:

Why did Lowtax agree to fight him anyway?

He thought Uwe was a girl's name.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Cocaine Bear posted:

He thought Uwe was a girl's name.

plagiarizing this

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Cocaine Bear posted:

He thought Uwe was a girl's name.

LMAO

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

So would I get Jewel herself, of just all knowledge of her?

I'll take the former, 'cause even with the wiggly toof she's purty.

Otherwise, bird things.

MrUnderbridge has a new favorite as of 01:41 on Nov 14, 2020

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

gently caress. Quote is not edit.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Fiiiine, I’m Ken’s hair, falling off the side of his head

Hi Ken's hair, falling of.... aw poo poo I just made that joke a page ago!

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Send almost,
Alcohol dead

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Breetai posted:

I don't even know where to begin with this one.



Tag urself, I'm the wistful cloud lady.

Is he firing a rainbow out of his ear?


Not that I'm partisan but stolas best guy in the ars goetia.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

OwlFancier posted:

Is he firing a rainbow out of his ear?

It's more like springing fully-formed from his brow

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

MrUnderbridge posted:

So would I get Jewel herself, of just all knowledge of her?

I'll take the former, 'cause even with the wiggly toof she's purty.

Otherwise, bird things.

You wouldn't gain Jewel, but instead total knowledge of Jewel, which would allow you to love her fully, in a way no one else could match. You would almost certainly be able to convince her to love you back, with your perfect knowledge of what she wants in a partner.

I think this creepy idea, right down to the "summon a demon to give you perfect insight into your love" was literally a Steven King short story.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

And Making Love Out of Nothing At All.

All those tracks have that bombastic melodramatic sound to them, so is Bat Out of Hell a Meat Loaf album, or a Jim Steinman album?

I went to the internet to muse this question and found a man living his best, crazy life:



(The answer to the question is obviously Jim Steinman album.)

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Uwe Boll is a huge wimp, he screened all the fight offers for people he thought might have a shot at beating him and only took on scrawny nobodies. Seanbaby was in touch but as soon as Boll found out he had UFC experience he bailed

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

And Making Love Out of Nothing At All.

All those tracks have that bombastic melodramatic sound to them, so is Bat Out of Hell a Meat Loaf album, or a Jim Steinman album?

Meat Loaf has a handful of albums without Jim Steinman and they're generally regarded as terrible. There is no Meat Loaf without Jim Steinman.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Elissimpark posted:

I went to the internet to muse this question and found a man living his best, crazy life:



(The answer to the question is obviously Jim Steinman album.)

https://youtu.be/q-RVJyNpfDk
He also produced this song which is extremely on brand with his clothing choices

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

I don't think I have the right anatomy for Big leg, Bird things, or Rotating my neck 270°.
I already know all I need to about Jewel because of Night creepin', Window peepin', and Advanced nocturnal perversions.
Herbs and Astronomy sound cool, but I think I'd have to go with Fancy Strut #6.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

RandomFerret posted:

Uwe Boll is a huge wimp, he screened all the fight offers for people he thought might have a shot at beating him and only took on scrawny nobodies. Seanbaby was in touch but as soon as Boll found out he had UFC experience he bailed

Boll wasn't a real director, he took on projects and made them cheap for tax credits for the studio. That's how the movies were so bad, they were never made to be anything except a tax scam. Sort of like Trump.

Boll however had real boxing experience and was willing to beat some internet rear end in a top hat, well done.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yes, but that's only because loaves are bigger than balls.

This is very distressing

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

While we're doing demonology have some fun plates from the elder scrolls oblivion concept art dictionaire infernal.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Breetai posted:

I don't even know where to begin with this one.



Tag urself, I'm the wistful cloud lady.

I'm the giant cat in the reflection of the window in the bubble

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




There has been an important development

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksF769Hjw0M

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Who What Now posted:

Why would Venom's progenitor have the same spider motif as Venom? He wouldn't have absorbed any of Peter's spider powers.

Spiders have a Knull theme.

Parallelwoody posted:

Lmao imagine saying you'd "do anything for love" but then turning right around and saying "but I won't do that." Real mixed messaging there.

It's in the lyrics. In order, the things he won't do for love are

'forget the way you feel right now'
'forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight'
'do it better than I do it with you', and
'dream about you every night of my life.'

People warned him that no one would know what 'that' was, but he thought it was obvious. Also, second one's kind of gross.


I want to play this game.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Data Graham posted:

There has been an important development

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksF769Hjw0M

One day, when my child asks me for a quick summary of what it felt like to be alive from the late 2010’s to early 2020’s, this is what I will show them.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Herbs. Maybe it will help my cooking.

Neck rotation sounds real cool, not gonna lie. Could really freak out some squares with that.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I wouldn't mind complete knowledge of Jewel. Right now I'm only familiar with bits and pieces of her.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RandomFerret posted:

I wouldn't mind complete knowledge of Jewel. Right now I'm only familiar with bits and pieces of her.

Think of the small talk possibilities! Any time you're at a loss for what to say you can just start busting out Jewel Facts.
"Hey did you know Jewel's first grade teacher was named Mrs. Grossman, but secretly Jewel and her friends called her Mrs. Gross-and-looks-like-a-man behind her back."

Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012


RandomFerret posted:

I wouldn't mind complete knowledge of Jewel. Right now I'm only familiar with bits and pieces of her.

Her hands are small, I know.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
I've done this one before and I'm pretty sure you can specify carnal knowledge.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


RandomFerret posted:

I wouldn't mind complete knowledge of Jewel. Right now I'm only familiar with bits and pieces of her.

:golfclap:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



E; wow, there's a whole new page. nvm

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002






Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I'm not drug savvy, is that a weed type pipe, a crack pipe or a meth pipe? Please don't give geese and/or swans meth. That can't end well for us.

Weed would probably be fine. Those jerks could stand to mellow out a bit.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
That's a regular ol weed pipe

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://youtu.be/CLOq9C0kN-A
I would like it to be mine thank you.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

doverhog posted:

Boll wasn't a real director, he took on projects and made them cheap for tax credits for the studio. That's how the movies were so bad, they were never made to be anything except a tax scam. Sort of like Trump.

Boll however had real boxing experience and was willing to beat some internet rear end in a top hat, well done.

Postal was actually a fun movie. Sure it's a piece of poo poo but in the same way that Troma movies are pieces of poo poo.
Fun fact: Postal 3 while being utter rear end has Uwe Boll in it and he even read some lines for it. You're supposed to be his body guard but obviously you can just kill him instead.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/The_Ren1981/status/1327176390618308609?s=19

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Fister Roboto posted:

Um actually it's Frankenstein's Monster's Dick





or Frankenstein's Monster Dick

Frankenstein's Cock Must Be Destroyed!

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

:smith:

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/fyTefV4.mp4

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