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Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Hillbilly fireworks.

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Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

What was the plan here :stonklol:

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Well it extinguished all those other tiny fires right in front of those homes! Mission accomplished 👍

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.


Just one kid short of getting a visit from Captain Planet.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Spicy!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

ledge
Jun 10, 2003

Talkc posted:

What was the plan here :stonklol:

Standard operating procedure is normally to wait for the power company to turn off the power and confirm that the line is discharged.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

WHY

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


holtemon posted:



This guy shut down I-25 southbound in Wyoming today for about 5 hours.

Those "do not drive light trucks on this road because of 70mph winds" sign postings are not just a suggestion.

They needed a beefier tow truck.

https://i.imgur.com/EbGjZZm.mp4

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



I never thought a firefighter would be dumb as poo poo.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



This hasn't gotten nearly as much love as it deserves.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Cary Grant sweating it out in the sequel "East By Southeast" .

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



FuturePastNow posted:

They needed a beefier tow truck.

https://i.imgur.com/EbGjZZm.mp4

I am very impressed with that tow strap/chain. It does not look nearly big enough to handle dragging an empty semi, but it pulled it off!

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

If you can read this, just set me on fire and collect the insurance.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


HardDiskD posted:

I never thought a firefighter would be dumb as poo poo.

"We have acquired electricity."

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/QPb2gWc.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Are hooligans rearranging them at night

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Nth Doctor posted:

This hasn't gotten nearly as much love as it deserves.

7 seconds of love is at least twice what I can put out.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

Azhais posted:

Are hooligans rearranging them at night

yes, they do it exclusively to mess with people who can't resist bringing up "their ocd" in faux hysteria every time something is slightly off
sound like a bunch of goons responsible

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
How do we know that guy isn't going out there and doing it just so he can be paid to fix it?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Yellow Yoshi posted:

yes, they do it exclusively to mess with people who can't resist bringing up "their ocd" in faux hysteria every time something is slightly off
sound like a bunch of goons responsible

Paying evil unto evil, I love it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/64oPXQV.mp4

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Gonna show this to people and tell them it's the original

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Is that a cop? "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

PainterofCrap posted:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

WHY

they sure made short work of that fire

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Let's do some cultural exchange: Carbide shooting! Practised in the rural Netherlands, it's a tradition where containers are turned into festive artillery piece by filling them up with calcium carbide and igniting that. Every turn of the year, the Dutch country side turns into a blend of Mad Max, The Purge, and Fallout.

Most often people are using old milk jugs for that purpose:


Or gas bottles:


Some people use old construction equipment:


There are terrifyfing carbide Katyushas:



The biggest class of carbide artillery are fertilizer tanks:


The Dutch take their agrarian artillery very seriously:



Here's a video compilation featuring a lot of milk jugs and a few of the big fertilizer tank or even more specialized guns. Note how teenagers are also using them to shoot at each other right on the streets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abql2ExwG54


Recently, the Dutch governement has placed severe restrictions on fireworks in urban centres. The reason for this is that there are far too many idiots who lose their limbs, hearing, life, or (un-)intentionally hurt others when igniting (often illegaly imported) fireworks, plus all the noise pollution that starts in November and goes on thorughout January. Luckily, carbid shooting is a recognized cutural heritage so we'll keep seeing blowing themselves to pieces :stonklol:

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

FuturePastNow posted:

They needed a beefier tow truck.

https://i.imgur.com/EbGjZZm.mp4

If you have enough power to drag it, why not tip it over instead? Obviously without setting the breaks first.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cojawfee posted:

How do we know that guy isn't going out there and doing it just so he can be paid to fix it?

Snitches get stiches

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ika posted:

If you have enough power to drag it, why not tip it over instead? Obviously without setting the breaks first.

Priorities, I guess. First you stop it from blocking the highway, then you deal with getting it on its wheels again.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Memento posted:

Priorities, I guess. First you stop it from blocking the highway, then you deal with getting it on its wheels again.

"gently caress your trailer. And gently caress your road surface, too."

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

anonumos posted:

"gently caress your trailer. And gently caress your road surface, too."

To be fair, the road didn't look that bad after it had the trailer dragged over it. I've definitely seen worse from a truck going over at speed and digging into the road as it slid.

And if you didn't want your trailer to be completely hogfucked, maybe don't drive somewhere the winds are going to tip it over.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

And those little shits would still prefer the box it came in

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Lord Stimperor posted:

Here's a video compilation featuring a lot of milk jugs and a few of the big fertilizer tank or even more specialized guns. Note how teenagers are also using them to shoot at each other right on the streets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abql2ExwG54

Recently, the Dutch governement has placed severe restrictions on fireworks in urban centres. The reason for this is that there are far too many idiots who lose their limbs, hearing, life, or (un-)intentionally hurt others when igniting (often illegaly imported) fireworks, plus all the noise pollution that starts in November and goes on thorughout January. Luckily, carbid shooting is a recognized cutural heritage so we'll keep seeing blowing themselves to pieces :stonklol:

As a Finnish Defence Force artillery man I can throw a few comments about this. The most acute danger about firing footballs out of milk canisters is damaging your eardrums or lighting people or property on fire. The larger pieces shown in the video though, hoo boy. The way some of those things fire, they sound and move much like the actual 122mm howitzer I was trained to operate, when firing a blank shell. The acute danger isn't damaged hearing, that's a guarantee. You'll need both earplugs and ear covering hear protectors to be safe when close to the gun. The actual danger is the recoil.

If there's something resembling a projectile in the pipe, then you're also looking at a tremendous amount of recoil. One of the principal duties of the commander of an artillery squad is to make sure there's nobody directly behind the cannon before issuing the fire command. When a howitzer throws a ~30kg grenade 30km away, newton says something's going to move back. The artillery pieces we used were pinned down with giant steel nails, the ones seen on the video seem to be pinned down with wheels and hope. If there's something stuffed down the pipe of one of these things tight enough, it will launch back with a vengeance.

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

anonumos posted:

"gently caress your trailer. And gently caress your road surface, too."

I'd be more worried about spilling the diesel all over the road. Plus loving up the frame of the truck

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Air Crash Investigation, sometimes called Mayday is a pro-click for this thread in general.
E: oops didn’t realize I was a page behind

a primate fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Nov 14, 2020

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
New Adam Savage build video.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Uthor posted:

New Adam Savage build video.



His name isn't Adam Safety is it?

side note, I've never met an Adam irl who wasn't a problem person.

e, c:

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Nov 14, 2020

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Ika posted:

I'd be more worried about spilling the diesel all over the road. Plus loving up the frame of the truck

Truck is on its side, the frame is already hosed to some degree.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Lord Stimperor posted:

Let's do some cultural exchange: Carbide shooting! Practised in the rural Netherlands, it's a tradition where containers are turned into festive artillery piece by filling them up with calcium carbide and igniting that. Every turn of the year, the Dutch country side turns into a blend of Mad Max, The Purge, and Fallout.

I used to work with a guy who was a little kid in the Netherlands during Nazi occupation. The schools were closed, and the kids ran around like hooligans all the time.
When the Nazis retreated, he and his friends found some abandoned munitions. Belts of machine gun ammo, mortars, grenades, flares, etc.
He and his dumb little buddies started a big bonfire in the woods, threw a big box of it in the fire, and hid behind the trees while they all cooked off. He's amazed that none of them got hurt doing it, hearing shrapnel whistle around them through the trees.

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