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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… the US election


I know some have tried to rehabilitate George Bush but making him an elf is just ridiculous.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mrpwase posted:

I know some have tried to rehabilitate George Bush but making him an elf is just ridiculous.

I think he's meant to be a Nosferatu-like vampire.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
That's not George Bush, that's clearly Paul Wolfowitz. :colbert:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Democracy to Trump: you're fired! – The US president gets a taste of his own medicine"

Sunday Telegraph:

Britain marks Remembrance Sunday with scaled down ceremony

Matt:

Graphs in England lockdown presentation were a mess, says statistics guru

Sunday Times:

After Francis Bacon.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Yes Bob. All gave some. Some gave all. You can't even be bothered to wear a cloth mask. Off you gently caress.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on UK hopes of a trade deal with the US – President Trump’s defeat may have cut Boris Johnson’s chances of a trade deal with the US"

Telegraph:

After White Heat.

Matt:

Hopes rise for end of pandemic as Pfizer says vaccine is 90% effective; UK scientists seek mutant Covid samples from Danish mink farms

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

A shoo-in for Shane Ritchie? The 2020 I'm a Celebrity contestants – ranked

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Trump's refusal to accept the election result – Donald Trump remains defiant despite Joe Biden winning the electoral college vote"

Telegraph:

UK rollout of Covid vaccine could start before Christmas

Matt:

National Trust members accuse board of 'woke agenda' in stormy virtual AGM

Independent:

Johnson risks rift with Biden by pressing ahead with Brexit bill; Johnson's Biden win tweet contains hidden Trump congratulations

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Martin Bashir scandal


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on William Barr opening inquiries into claims of voting 'irregularities' – The US attorney general has approved investigations into the presidential election after Trump alleged voter fraud"

Telegraph:

UK faces pre-Christmas slump on back of new Covid restrictions

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the BBC's Diana apology

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's call with Joe Biden — Boris Johnson has spoken to Joe Biden to congratulate him on his victory over Donald Trump and allay fears Brexit could damage the Northern Ireland peace process, as world leaders lined up to speak to the US president-elect"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Lee Cain: Johnson's senior aide resigns amid infighting at No 10

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the special relationship

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Yes Bob. All gave some. Some gave all. You can't even be bothered to wear a cloth mask. Off you gently caress.

Read slightly differently, it could be quite a profound juxtaposition between the sacrifices made during the war and the people currently sacrificing their "today" (by remaining in lockdown) so that others might have a tomorrow (survive coronavirus).

It's not intended that way, of course, but it's still ironic.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
"But what about my rights?"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the fallout after Boris Johnson aide steps down – Since Lee Cainwho once dressed as a chicken for an election stuntquit his post, the extent of the turmoil and dysfunction inside No 10 has been emerging" After Rod Hull and Emu.

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Matt:

Boris Johnson boots out top adviser Dominic Cummings

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the lockdown defiers

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Downing Street departures – Drama as Dominic Cummings follows Lee Cain out of the No 10 door"
Bonus! Martin Rowson Christmas Cards now on sale! 4 for £10, 10 for £20!

Telegraph:


Independent:

[url="https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/dali-autumnal-cannibalism-t01978"]After Dali.[/url]

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… the Stonehenge tunnel


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Exit Dominic Cummings, Brexit's little helper – Mission accomplished, Boris Johnson’s chief adviser takes his leave"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson after Cummings' departure – The UK environment secretary, George Eustice, has denied departure will have any impact on Brexit negotiations"

Telegraph:

How Cummings and Carrie Symonds vie for Johnson's attention

Matt:

Covid: Boris Johnson and Tory MPs forced to self-isolate after No 10 event

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

No-deal fears rise as Boris Johnson 'least willing to budge on Brexit'

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson being forced to self-isolate — A string of Tory MPs are self-isolating following a meeting that forced the PM to spend a potentially crucial week holed up at No 10"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... civil war in Downing Street


David Squires:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... civil war in Downing Street


Oh imagine! Imagine if we let a female have influence in Number 10! Why, she'd make things pink, probably! Pink! A lady colour! And there would be all sorts of lady things all over the place! Like cats, and stuff! Wouldn't that be crazy! Women!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
hehehehe she put silly cat knocker on door too b/c she is a lady who buy lot and lots and lots and lots of very silly things online hehehe :newlol:

a man would just get a normal one out of b&q

and some fisherman's friends at the till :manning:

little torch for the glovebox too

and a yorkie

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Telegraph:


I'm sorry but WHAT? Is Bob the thickest twat in the entire country?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!




Haha! Those electric cars you have to plug in every *checks notes* 250 miles or so. Can't even nip to the shops!!!?!!!>!>!

gently caress off Matt.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

forkboy84 posted:

I'm sorry but WHAT? Is Bob the thickest twat in the entire country?

More deluded than thick.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson calling devolution 'a disaster' — Politicians across the spectrum have reacted angrily after PM dismissed devolution as ‘a disaster north of the border’"

Telegraph:


Matt:

UK expected to ban sale of new petrol and diesel cars from 2030

Independent:


Times:

Caber toss - Wikipedia

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... The Crown controversies

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Red Oktober posted:

Haha! Those electric cars you have to plug in every *checks notes* 250 miles or so. Can't even nip to the shops!!!?!!!>!>!

gently caress off Matt.

Matt is Jeremy Clarkson

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's 10-point green plan – Boris Johnson has announced plans for the government’s self-styled green industrial revolution, bringing praise from environmental groups but also questions about the scale of new funding" After Landseer.

gently caress Off Bob:


Matt:

'Normal' Christmas in England requires restrictions before and after, say advisers

Independent:

PPE suppliers with political ties given 'high-priority' status, report reveals

Times:

Johnson unable to play to gallery in remotely interesting PMQs

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the £18bn PPE scandal

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Eat poo poo bob.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Bob's brain has broken so hard. Utter loon

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Old tree hugger softy left Boris indeed :mad: now that Ming the Merciless, he's the sort of bloke you want for to go for a pint with and for till run the country sensibly, i should rather fancy

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the UK hiking military spending just as a cut in overseas aid looks likely – Boris Johnson has unveiled a £16.5bn increase to the defence budget while not committing to current aid spending"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Keir Starmer denies Jeremy Corbyn Labour whip despite end of suspension

Evening Standard:

Sweaty Rudy Giuliani suffers hair malfunction in latest bizarre press conference

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a coronavirus Christmas

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Where the hell do Thomas's really middle class couple live? A garage? A shed? It looks horrible. Full on gestapo interrogation lighting

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

J_RBG posted:

Where the hell do Thomas's really middle class couple live? A garage? A shed? It looks horrible. Full on gestapo interrogation lighting

I think it's supposed to be an underground bunker. At least the wooden door reminds me of the entry to some cellars I've seen.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Barn conversion. One that forgot windows and good insulation.

Perfect place for some management consultants to pretend they're landed gentry.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
who the gently caress sacrifices cupboard space for a giant corkboard

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Maybe that is the window and she corkboarded it over so that she could give a powerpoint presentation. Must have required a stepladder.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Looking again the way it's drawn implies the roof is just not there. So that's why they're wearing coats inside

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's refusal to sack Priti Patel — Boris Johnson drove his own ethics adviser to quit on Friday as he ripped up the rulebook by refusing to sack Priti Patel, despite a formal investigation finding evidence that she bullied civil servants"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Cristofano Allori.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… The Rooney-Vardy WAG court battle


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The Boris Johnson relaunch – Where is Dominic Cummings when his former master needs him?"

Sunday Telegraph:

Boris Johnson under pressure as scientists back tight rules for Christmas

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Bullying in government – Amid the Priti Patel bullying row, Boris Johnson has been accused of acting illegally over Covid-related appointments" After James Gillray.

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson sets out new three-tier system of Covid restrictions for England

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's not how Snakes & Ladders works Blower you loving hack. Children know this.

The heads take you down to the tails, and you start on the bottom left, so on that board you'd go straight to the top row, either via the ladder or the red snake, and proceed right to left, making it impossible to lose.

It would have been the perfect cartoon to do as the old 'morality game' snakes and ladders board, but like with antimaskers and antivaxers and Qanons.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Oof, space 8 is obedience.

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Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
That really looks like the absolute worst game I've ever seen. I wonder on average how long a game on this board takes.

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