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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

DryGoods posted:

i will defeat any cat challenger here but i will take no pleasure in the deed

A new challenger emerges

Charm will make sure it’s a clean kill, she’s a very honorable catte

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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

shyduck posted:

the advanced algorithms went “ADD 100000 VOTES NOW”

that doesn't sound very advanced imo

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


shyduck posted:

the advanced algorithms went “ADD 100000 VOTES NOW”

no no see those were the panicked humans dumping in faked ballots

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Losing Tucker and daily caller is pretty bad for the coup

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


a multi state multi country conspiracy to hit add 1000000 to BIDEN_VOTE_COUNT instantly

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

radical meme posted:

Lol. You’re delusional. Those lions you see in your local zoo, those aren’t real lions. They’re runts probably not capable of survival in the wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RmnuHTJI9U

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


radical meme posted:

Lol. You’re delusional. Those lions you see in your local zoo, those aren’t real lions. They’re runts probably not capable of survival in the wild.

those are robots the real lions left in the first pyramids

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

OFFICIAL SKELETON
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Fun Shoe

Bootleg Trunks posted:

Melania lacks the staying power of Slavoj Zizek

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Gringostar posted:

the best/worst things about cheetahs in captivity is that they become so anxious in those conditions they need a support animal to function and those usually end up being dogs so pretty much every cheetah you see in captivity chills with a doggo that just wants to hang with them when visitors aren’t around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8WSssrHhU4

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

radical meme posted:

Lol. You’re delusional. Those lions you see in your local zoo, those aren’t real lions. They’re runts probably not capable of survival in the wild.

i will destroy any lion

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Rah! posted:

those are robots the real lions left in the first pyramids

where did they go

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
pres is getting these from one of those weird covid truther guys btw
https://twitter.com/justin_hart/status/1329507244270968832

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RmnuHTJI9U

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Rah! posted:

those are robots the real lions left in the first pyramids

:lol: you think there are still robot lions? They've all got decommissioned when we ran out of alien alloys to build their neural arrays

they're projections overlaid on the optical implants they inject into us when we're infants

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Chard posted:

filth elemental

third impact

https://i.imgur.com/4v7E8DH.mp4

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Nim_Chimsky posted:

Bootleg Trunks posted:
Melania lacks the staying power of Slavoj Zizek

Maybe if she ate two hot dogs at once and somebody shot video of it she'd come around.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Plinkey posted:

gimma a SNORK

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Apraxin posted:

pres is getting these from one of those weird covid truther guys btw
https://twitter.com/justin_hart/status/1329507244270968832

It's like the readers of zerohedge bullshit back in the early 2010s formed a political movement.,

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
joe please make hunter attorney general pleas

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

code:
do While TRMUP
biden +=1
loop

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Love Rat posted:

Knowing Donnie, he's probably signed a lot of bad deals under her name to make sure she's thrown in federal prison soon as it happens.

didnt she recently renegotiate her prenup

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

WarMECH posted:

whats the over under on how many days after the inauguration that melanie files for divorce

I’ll call it now April 1, April Fool’s Day, 2021.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Oh my God

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
fuckin TRUNG

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
like just a few weeks ago every dumbass grifter and hack politico was tripping over themselves to defend giuliani after he hosed up the biden laptop story and then he goes on to completely embarrass everyone with four seasons landscaping and then melting on camera. just loving incredible lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I went a a very nice funeral today. It was long but good. (free lunch and drinks)

Anything trumpy happen while I was bidding farewell?

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

i know everyone here knows this but just to reiterate: Trop absolutely knows this is bullshit and is just doing what he does, which is sell bullshit to gullible idiots.

the MASSIVE 3AM DUMPS were engineered, remember Terpo was sewing the seeds for this a few days before the election with his coy "gosh I hope there are no MASSIVE DUMPS at 3am that change the election"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

mad.radhu posted:

fuckin TRUNG

Welcome

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





it was nice of turdfuzz to help raise you

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Losing Tucker and daily caller is pretty bad for the coup

at this point it's like, the dead-enders i guess

the captured gop apparatus, the trump family, and the immediate capos

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020



this is a snark you FOOL

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

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Fun Shoe

Thoatse posted:

nice try glen greenwald

thanks boomer

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

cumshitter posted:

like just a few weeks ago every dumbass grifter and hack politico was tripping over themselves to defend giuliani after he hosed up the biden laptop story and then he goes on to completely embarrass everyone with four seasons landscaping and then melting on camera. just loving incredible lol

hes my favorite character this season but borders on being unbelievable at times

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

cumshitter posted:

like just a few weeks ago every dumbass grifter and hack politico was tripping over themselves to defend giuliani after he hosed up the biden laptop story and then he goes on to completely embarrass everyone with four seasons landscaping and then melting on camera. just loving incredible lol

It is a massive conspiracy to make Americans give a gently caress about their government and each one of these "idiots" is really a hero attempting to make you (and everybody else) try caring. It doesn't appear to be working.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

snoo posted:

it was nice of turdfuzz to help raise you

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

My dumps, my dumps
My lovely data dumps
Check it out

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Mola Yam posted:

i know everyone here knows this but just to reiterate: Trop absolutely knows this is bullshit and is just doing what he does, which is sell bullshit to gullible idiots.

the MASSIVE 3AM DUMPS were engineered, remember Terpo was sewing the seeds for this a few days before the election with his coy "gosh I hope there are no MASSIVE DUMPS at 3am that change the election"

red mirage

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/gramscifancam/status/1329435954155839492?s=21

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Thoatse posted:

anyone know how to get cat piss out of 20 cups of uncooked rice tia



Give catte treats and pets for bringing joy to my miserable home of 3

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JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
lmaooooooo

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1329604733712134147?s=20

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