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Phlegmish posted:Thanks. There were scorched handkerchiefs everywhere.
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quote:It’s probably art, officials said.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:07 |
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The Bloop posted:riiiiiiigghhhttt... that's what the post you quoted is indeed saying The chicken came first because a chicken egg is laid by a chicken and that one wasn’t. The Lone Badger posted:It also appears to be made of metal, which disqualifies it from being a lith of any variety. There are native metals, famously gold nuggets.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:11 |
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Trump: I’ll Keep Charging Fraud Until Randy Quaid Is Satisfied
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:08 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Yes but you see it wasn't a chicken, I think that's what everybody here is missing.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:09 |
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They should have gotten a couple of wood chippers and pointed the end nozzle into the hole.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:28 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:
Sure, just aerosolize millions of infected mink. That can't possibly go wrong.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:26 |
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tbh, this is what denmark deserves for engaging in the fur trade
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:46 |
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StillFullyTerrible posted:tbh, this is what denmark deserves for engaging in the fur trade Sure, but like... every country engages in the fur-trade.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:50 |
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and we all deserve it none of us are free from sin
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:52 |
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StillFullyTerrible posted:and we all deserve it Nah, I'm good. I provide my own fur-offsets so I can stay clean. Some lucky lady or lad may be out there right now sporting some of my man-fur in the collar of their jackets or the tassels on their boots. Maybe even painting a masterpiece with a me-brand paintbrush.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:57 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Nah, I'm good. I provide my own fur-offsets so I can stay clean. Some lucky lady or lad may be out there right now sporting some of my man-fur in the collar of their jackets or the tassels on their boots. Maybe even painting a masterpiece with a me-brand paintbrush. gaea bless you sir, you do our planet proud
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Facebook Aunt posted:Sure, just aerosolize millions of infected mink. That can't possibly go wrong. I always wondered: when they say "soup-like homogenate", do they mean consistency or taste
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 06:39 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I always wondered: when they say "soup-like homogenate", do they mean consistency or taste Honestly, the secret to a good soup-like homogenate is all in the use of seasoning.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 07:15 |
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Surely you could just use a fork and poke some holes in them like a sausage or a baked potato that you’ve put in the microwave? I swear project managers get dumber every year.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 08:46 |
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Platystemon posted:The chicken came first because a chicken egg is laid by a chicken and that one wasn’t. Whether your standard for what a chicken is is based on morphological features or genetic proximity, it means the first chicken was laid by a non-chicken hen. That's just how genetic changes work, whether from selective breeding or evolution. Egg came first.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 13:51 |
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Platystemon posted:The chicken came first because a chicken egg is laid by a chicken and that one wasnt. Well, apart from you, weirdo.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 14:05 |
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Then the egg definitely came first, the first amniote wasn't a chicken anyway. e: [sweating profusely, hoping that I used 'amniote' right and that no one will notice it's a word I learned only a few weeks ago] Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 15:18 on Nov 25, 2020 |
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Not a weird story but you can bet they wouldn't have written the headline like this if it didn't have a funny name.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 12:18 |
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Splicer posted:Nobody's asking "Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg." In the many centuries philosophers have argued about this problem, I don’t think that many of them said “psych! Turtles also lay eggs and those things seem more ancient to me, therefore the egg came first.” The egg has always been assumed to be a chicken egg.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 13:54 |
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The main problem is that it's arbitrary to determine the first creature that could be considered a chicken. And even if you do set objective morphological and/or genetic criteria, amniotic eggs had already evolved by the time chickens came around. Therefore, that first chicken would have hatched from an egg, ergo, the egg (laid by a quasi-chicken) came first.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 14:02 |
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Darwin and Wallace turned it from a deep question about the universe to a silly question about semantics.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 14:08 |
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Platystemon posted:Darwin and Wallace turned it from a deep question about the universe to a silly question about semantics. Splicer has a new favorite as of 15:38 on Nov 26, 2020 |
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For example, the one horse-sized duck vs 100 duck-sized horse debate was complicated by the fact that both those animals existed at some point. At the same time, even. Also the people who asked that never fought a pissed-off normal duck. Phlegmish posted:Then the egg definitely came first, the first amniote wasn't a chicken anyway. One of my favorite updated evolution knowledge: mammals did not evolve from reptiles, so mammals having a "reptile brain" is inaccurate.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 16:13 |
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The MSJ posted:One of my favorite updated evolution knowledge: mammals did not evolve from reptiles, so mammals having a "reptile brain" is inaccurate. Your Brain Is Not an Onion With a Tiny Reptile Inside
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The MSJ posted:One of my favorite updated evolution knowledge: mammals did not evolve from reptiles, so mammals having a "reptile brain" is inaccurate. So...what's up with that? Weren't the synapsids a type of reptile? e: hmmm, according to their Wikipedia article they weren't. Interesting. e2: of course, take it with a grain of salt, since the article was edited by synapsids themselves
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 16:30 |
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The MSJ posted:For example, the one horse-sized duck vs 100 duck-sized horse debate was complicated by the fact that both those animals existed at some point. At the same time, even. VVVI know I was making a bad joke <>VVV Splicer has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Nov 26, 2020 |
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Splicer posted:I would like to see the animal that's 100 duck sized horses. I'm assuming some kind of ant colony/naked mole rat situation It’s just 100 eohippuses.
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Splicer posted:Quite a few deep questions about the universe get solved when we learn enough about the universe to answer them. Calculus hasn’t stopped philosophers from arguing about Zeno’s paradoxes of motion.
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It's definitely slowed down the ones who know calculus.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 17:47 |
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Platystemon posted:Calculus hasn’t stopped philosophers from arguing about Zeno’s paradoxes of motion.
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Platystemon posted:Calculus hasn’t stopped philosophers from arguing about Zeno’s paradoxes of motion. Only the power of a good wedgie was able to accomplish this
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 18:30 |
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The question was settled by philosopher Sonic in 1991: gotta go fast.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 18:54 |
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ultrafilter posted:It's definitely slowed down the ones who know calculus. did it slow them down by half? What if it then slowed them down by another half...
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 19:24 |
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Captain Monkey posted:It’s just 100 eohippuses. Aren’t dik-diks more or less duck sized horses?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 19:44 |
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I feel like a Muscovy duck would be a more wily opponent than a dik-dik. I would certainly not want to take on a horse-sized Muscovy. Just gimme the 100 dik-diks I guess.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:48 |
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Why wouldn't you choose to fight whatever number of dik-diks? I'm pretty sure they're non-aggressive herbivores, they would just run away, leaving you to win by default
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:55 |
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Exactly, which is why I chose the dik-diks rather than a giant-rear end duck. Tiny deer ain't nothin' but tricks, and big duck ain't no chump.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 21:04 |
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I would definitely challenge a hundred dik-diks first, I've seen how much a regular size duck poops and I would not want to be near even a friendly giant one.
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Phlegmish posted:Then the egg definitely came first, the first amniote wasn't a chicken anyway.
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