frankenfreak posted:

your TV president

"No, Mr Trump, I expect you to die!"

quote:

The ceremony was supposed to be an exciting affair, with laser beams projecting from an “enormous Aladdin’s lamp that Donald Trump would rub to summon his inner genie” and from behind Trump’s head. But Goldblatt warned Trump not to look back at the lasers during his grand entry, as they could do serious damage to his eyes if he did.

Trump, reportedly, took Goldblatt’s warning to heart (“this might have actually been the last time he actually listened to anyone else” Goldblatt quipped)

Heavy_D posted:

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twoday posted:

I love it

I will be back in my home with my art supplies next week and hopefully I can catch up on some of this stuff

twoday posted:

I am unfamiliar with this episode of trumping

Nebakenezzer posted:

Ruby Giuliani, Herald of Trump

He's been doing a lot of stuff lately; the first notable thing giving a press conference at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia

no, no, not the hotel

Four Seasons garden center

Uranium posted:

four seasons total landscaping is a new generation of posters’ groverhaus

etalian posted:

Where else can you find a porn shop, lawn company and crematorium all within the same block?

Nebakenezzer posted:

https://twitter.com/industrial_book/status/1066411965004812288

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Captain Log posted:

I thought academic administration was the worst hell, of pointless meetings with people vehemently yelling at each other over power points that determine who gets to stamp a file first.

I was so, so wrong.

Timmy Age 6 posted:

That’s an incredible thing to encounter.

quote:

Hello, book purchasers! I think an update is overdue.

So, I was hoping to have the book at the printer's by now. I have managed to find track down all the pages I want to include in the book, which were a bit scattered over the earth, and brought them all in one place, and I've scanned them all, which took longer than I thought. Now I am editing the files, doing color correction and minor edits and such, and putting together the PDF. This is also more complicated than I anticipated and some elements of this task are unfamiliar to me, but it's chugging along. There are still a few pages that need to be written while I do that, such as the table of contents. I'm also pleased to announce that there are some special guest artists contributing to the project, who have wonderful additions that really add to it, and I am waiting on those too. Also, lastly, one of the most time-consuming things has been the proofreading. I usually mostly focus on the visual aspects of the design of a page, but reading back over the text itself, I noticed that there were actually (to my surprise) quite a few typos, and this of course takes longer to correct when working in ink, so that has also contributed to the delay. Anyway, it's chugging along, and once the PDF is ready it will be sent off to the printer.

END TRANSMISSION

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

I can't wait for this book to arrive, and I am not able to explain it to anyone

2DCAT posted:

Can I get a version that fixes the typos and enhances the vocabulary originally used. Tia

Gunshow Poophole posted:

It will exist prominently in my living room until the seas claim us like sailor

twoday posted:

did you plug your album in this thread? you should

Pascallion posted:

I am also excited about the book despite needing the concept of jokes explained to me.

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

I can't wait for this book to arrive, and I am not able to explain it to anyone

2DCAT posted:

Video contains twoday book of c-spam artwork (and typos)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5EGvg7hwXc

twoday posted:

Pascallion posted:

I am also excited about the book despite needing the concept of jokes explained to me.

Vim Fuego posted:

I got your latest book update. I know you want to release it, but come on. How can you not see it through Jan 20? Just see if he fucks off to mar-a-lago, or gets dragged out, or hides in the walls or whatever. Shouldn't that be the end of the book?

twoday posted:

yeah maybe I should do that...

I promised everyone I would publish after election day, so I feel bad for dragging it out, but I also thing it should be extended till jan 20

but I promised people an earlier date and dont want to piss them off

Foo Diddley posted:

extend until the 20th

CredulousAtBest posted:

hell if it actually materializes at all you are doing better than 99% of goon projects

i'd be ok with the post election clusterfuck being included but I don't think you signed up for that

UFOTacoMan posted:

anyone who wants the book knows that it should be complete and that time doesn't exist

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

The book should include the last second tiermpo is in the white house

quote:

Further delay! Hooray!

After my last update I talked with several followers of this project, and the general consensus from them was that, because this book is largely about the trump administration, I should continue working on it till inauguration day. Indeed it would seem to be a shame to cut it off just a few weeks early. So I will continue to work on the PDF and hereby change the preliminary finishing date to January 20th. To quote someone who gave me feedback on this:


"anyone who wants the book knows that it should be complete and that time doesn't exist"


Thus, we shall continue to swim in time soup until the 20th of next month. Thank you for your patience

TWODAY OUT