Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Splint Chesthair: Dec 27, 2004

Darthemed posted:

OHoTMUDE #12 (1986)

Man, you better not be ragging on my girl Ape-X.

The only thing I ever read with Water Wizard in it was Fred Hembeck Destroys The Marvel Universe. I was floored to read OHOTMU later and find out he was a real character.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 06:44

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:14

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Strange Cares posted:

Maxwell Lord gets to come back but Ted Kord has to stay dead because of 'cosmic balance?" Ugh.

Ted Kord is alive. He's not an active superhero but he's alive, so at least there's that.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 06:52

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Pastry of the Year posted:

"I'm really sorry you got all wet."

Water Wizard drives a VW Bug

Water Wizard avoided getting snuffed by Scourge because he got a flat tire

I love Water Wizard

You just love Water Wizard's thigh-highs.

Oh hey, what do we have here?

X-Men #1, 2019, first of Dawn of X storyline and awfully confusing as to a lot of poo poo, I may have missed a/some books/storylines leading up to the Krakoa thing.

Oh, and the very next panel:

Mags seems to be awfully... *excited*, to take on the Ape Doctor swarm.

_{Really gonna have to find out what I missed...}

# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:35

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

muscles like this! posted:

I thought he was going to say he would become The Milkman.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:52

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Ygolonac posted:

Oh, and the very next panel:

Mags seems to be awfully... *excited*, to take on the Ape Doctor swarm.

_{Really gonna have to find out what I missed...}

I mean, he gets to make a last stand against a swarm of Ape Doctors, I would be stoked too.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:57

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Are there any established gorilla or gorilla-based villains in the Marvel Universe?
DC has Gorilla Grodd and Monsieur Mallah for starters. Maybe he's just excited for the novelty.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:04

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Elissimpark posted:

Are there any established gorilla or gorilla-based villains in the Marvel Universe?
DC has Gorilla Grodd and Monsieur Mallah for starters. Maybe he's just excited for the novelty.

Gorilla-Man, Gorilla Rider, Gorilla Girl?

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:09

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

One of the Red Ghost's super apes is a gorilla.

Either here or in another thread in BSS we went over this, there's a ton of gorillas and other apes in super-hero comics from both big publishers, but a shockingly small number of monkeys.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:13

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

FFT posted:

Gorilla-Man, Gorilla Rider, Gorilla Girl?

I thought you were taking the piss at first, but then I googled them.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:13

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Elissimpark posted:

I thought you were taking the piss at first, but then I googled them.

Hell, I didn't believe Gorilla Rider was real at first either

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:16

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Newspaper Spider-Man thread is currently running through a story where a rich guy buys a gorilla suit to destroy Spider-Man.

Also does the Man Ape count? He's gorilla themed! And isn't one of the Headmen a human head on a gorilla body?

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:32

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Ygolonac posted:

Oh hey, what do we have here?

Getting some real NEXTWAVE vibes from this

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:43

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Bucnasti posted:

I thought he was going to say he would become The Milkman.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 09:31

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Bucnasti posted:

I thought he was going to say he would become The Milkman.

No, Milkman Man is a different character in that storyline.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 12:09

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Grendels Dad posted:

I mean, he gets to make a last stand against a swarm of Ape Doctors, I would be stoked too.

Probably imagining they're all Hank, too.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 12:29

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Ygolonac posted:

You just love Water Wizard's thigh-highs.

Oh hey, what do we have here?

X-Men #1, 2019, first of Dawn of X storyline and awfully confusing as to a lot of poo poo, I may have missed a/some books/storylines leading up to the Krakoa thing.

Oh, and the very next panel:

Mags seems to be awfully... *excited*, to take on the Ape Doctor swarm.

_{Really gonna have to find out what I missed...}

Did you read House of X/Powers of X? Because that's all the setup for the Krakoa status quo.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:01

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Blue Beetle #10 (1941)

House of Secrets #21 (1959)

Marvel Spotlight #11 (1973)

Tales from the Crypt #1 (1991)

The Amazing Spider-Man Family #1 (2008)

# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:12

Strange Cares: Nov 22, 2007

TwoPair posted:

Ted Kord is alive. He's not an active superhero but he's alive, so at least there's that.

I needed to find this out today more than I am comfortable admitting

# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:39

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Darthemed posted:

Tales from the Crypt #1 (1991)

# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:44

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Push El Burrito posted:

Newspaper Spider-Man thread is currently running through a story where a rich guy buys a gorilla suit to destroy Spider-Man.

Also does the Man Ape count? He's gorilla themed! And isn't one of the Headmen a human head on a gorilla body?

Nice. I love how excited he is to have the strength of a gorilla, which would be cool for a normal person, but wouldn't be anywhere near the magnitude of strength for a lot of superheros.

The dude in the Headmen is one of the three Gorilla Mans. And Man Ape counts.

Gorillas seem like such a Golden- or early Silver-age thing. And I guess I associate that kinda thing with DC more readily.

(I also found a Wikipedia list of fictional primates in comics. Technically, it should've included all human characters, but it limited itself to apes and monkeys.)

# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:02

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

it's really a gorilla-shaped suit of power armor. but he talks constantly, so there's no pretense that it is an actual gorilla running around doing crimes. the dude is living his best life, is all.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:06

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Not a gorilla, but the Gibbon (Marvel) has the incel-dream power of pheromones that allow him control over women.

And yeah, I missed the lead-ins to that storyline in question. Gonna flip back towhere I need to be to catch up, which is just after X-Man's little reality-bending power trip, which was just before I ripped through Captain America from volume 3 on, plus a shitload of one-shots and limiteds.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:07

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Ygolonac posted:

Not a gorilla, but the Gibbon (Marvel) has the incel-dream power of pheromones that allow him control over women.

I think that�s the Mandrill. The 616 Gibbon just had Beast-like agility, etc.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:19

GPTribefan: Jul 2, 2007; Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Elissimpark posted:

Nice. I love how excited he is to have the strength of a gorilla, which would be cool for a normal person, but wouldn't be anywhere near the magnitude of strength for a lot of superheros.

The dude in the Headmen is one of the three Gorilla Mans. And Man Ape counts.

Gorillas seem like such a Golden- or early Silver-age thing. And I guess I associate that kinda thing with DC more readily.

(I also found a Wikipedia list of fictional primates in comics. Technically, it should've included all human characters, but it limited itself to apes and monkeys.)

Marvel had their share too... I would assume given Stan�s predilection for circuses, this ape somehow escaped from one. Also, holy lack of perspective on this!

# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:12

The Lobotomy Kid: Aug 27, 2011; and act like a nut.

GPTribefan posted:

Marvel had their share too... I would assume given Stan�s predilection for circuses, this ape somehow escaped from one. Also, holy lack of perspective on this!

Those buildings are so tiny.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:18

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Superdickery has quite hefty monkey (mostly gorilla) collection:

https://www.superdickery.com/tag/everythings-better-with-monkeys/

Kennel fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Dec 4, 2020

# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:29

Vulpes Vulpes: Apr 28, 2013; "...for you, it is all over...!"

Darthemed posted:

Marvel Spotlight #11 (1973)

I am now obsessed with Jennifer Glatzer, blas� Satanist.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:33

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Post Funny Panels - Especially with a Little Help From Him-- You Know, the Devil!

# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:48

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Vulpes Vulpes posted:

I am now obsessed with Jennifer Glatzer, blas� Satanist.

Natch.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:49

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Saoshyant posted:

Post Funny Panels - Especially with a Little Help From Him-- You Know, the Devil!

Post Funny Panels - The Mark of Satan, natch!

# ? Dec 4, 2020 18:46

Beerdeer: Apr 25, 2006; Frank Herbert's Dude

ImpAtom posted:

Call me when they decide that he isn't randomly evil because someone was pissed at JLI for existing.

Maxwell Lord is and always has been a wacky 80s businessman do-gooder. I will not be taking questions at this time.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 18:47

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

don't forget Hit Monkey

# ? Dec 4, 2020 19:58

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Push El Burrito posted:

Newspaper Spider-Man thread is currently running through a story where a rich guy buys a gorilla suit to destroy Spider-Man.

Also does the Man Ape count? He's gorilla themed! And isn't one of the Headmen a human head on a gorilla body?

Evil Scientist: So I can really make you a power suit that'll do anything. Flight, super strength. You wanna be an evil Iron Man? That one's popular.
Guy: I wanna be a gorilla.
Scientist: An evil robot gorilla? Okay, just-
Guy: No, a regular gorilla.
Scientist: That's it? No jetpack or machine gun hand?
Guy: A regular loving gorilla suit. And I'll use it to destroy Spider-Man!!!
Scientist: I, um. I see.

Kennel posted:

Superdickery has quite hefty monkey (mostly gorilla) collection:

https://www.superdickery.com/tag/everythings-better-with-monkeys/

I feel like every cover of Jimmy Olsen has Superman apologizing.

"Sorry Jimmy, but I have to destroy your Christmas presents to teach you a lesson."
"Sorry Jimmy, but if I don't eat these million cheeseburgers, I'll die."
"Sorry Jimmy, but these cannibals are starving, and they certainly can't eat me."

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:20

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Vulpes Vulpes posted:

I am now obsessed with Jennifer Glatzer, blasé Satanist.

Hell yes

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Red posted:

I feel like every cover of Jimmy Olsen has Superman apologizing.

"Sorry Jimmy, but I have to destroy your Christmas presents to teach you a lesson."
"Sorry Jimmy, but if I don't eat these million cheeseburgers, I'll die."
"Sorry Jimmy, but these cannibals are starving, and they certainly can't eat me."

It's like domestic abuse 101, apologize in a way that makes your victim feel responsible for your abuse while abusing them.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:30