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Darthemed posted:
Man, you better not be ragging on my girl Ape-X. The only thing I ever read with Water Wizard in it was Fred Hembeck Destroys The Marvel Universe. I was floored to read OHOTMU later and find out he was a real character.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 06:44 |
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Strange Cares posted:Maxwell Lord gets to come back but Ted Kord has to stay dead because of 'cosmic balance?" Ugh. Ted Kord is alive. He's not an active superhero but he's alive, so at least there's that.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 06:52 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:
You just love Water Wizard's thigh-highs. Oh hey, what do we have here? X-Men #1, 2019, first of Dawn of X storyline and awfully confusing as to a lot of poo poo, I may have missed a/some books/storylines leading up to the Krakoa thing. Oh, and the very next panel: Mags seems to be awfully... *excited*, to take on the Ape Doctor swarm. Really gonna have to find out what I missed...
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:35 |
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I thought he was going to say he would become The Milkman.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:52 |
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Ygolonac posted:Oh, and the very next panel: I mean, he gets to make a last stand against a swarm of Ape Doctors, I would be stoked too.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:57 |
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Are there any established gorilla or gorilla-based villains in the Marvel Universe? DC has Gorilla Grodd and Monsieur Mallah for starters. Maybe he's just excited for the novelty.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:04 |
Elissimpark posted:Are there any established gorilla or gorilla-based villains in the Marvel Universe? Gorilla-Man, Gorilla Rider, Gorilla Girl?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:09 |
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One of the Red Ghost's super apes is a gorilla. Either here or in another thread in BSS we went over this, there's a ton of gorillas and other apes in super-hero comics from both big publishers, but a shockingly small number of monkeys.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:13 |
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FFT posted:Gorilla-Man, Gorilla Rider, Gorilla Girl? I thought you were taking the piss at first, but then I googled them.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:13 |
Elissimpark posted:I thought you were taking the piss at first, but then I googled them. Hell, I didn't believe Gorilla Rider was real at first either
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:16 |
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Newspaper Spider-Man thread is currently running through a story where a rich guy buys a gorilla suit to destroy Spider-Man. Also does the Man Ape count? He's gorilla themed! And isn't one of the Headmen a human head on a gorilla body?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:32 |
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Ygolonac posted:Oh hey, what do we have here? Getting some real NEXTWAVE vibes from this
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:43 |
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Bucnasti posted:I thought he was going to say he would become The Milkman.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 09:31 |
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Bucnasti posted:I thought he was going to say he would become The Milkman. No, Milkman Man is a different character in that storyline.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 12:09 |
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Grendels Dad posted:I mean, he gets to make a last stand against a swarm of Ape Doctors, I would be stoked too. Probably imagining they're all Hank, too.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 12:29 |
Ygolonac posted:You just love Water Wizard's thigh-highs. Did you read House of X/Powers of X? Because that's all the setup for the Krakoa status quo.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:01 |
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The Blue Beetle #10 (1941) House of Secrets #21 (1959) Marvel Spotlight #11 (1973) Tales from the Crypt #1 (1991) The Amazing Spider-Man Family #1 (2008)
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:12 |
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TwoPair posted:Ted Kord is alive. He's not an active superhero but he's alive, so at least there's that. I needed to find this out today more than I am comfortable admitting
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:39 |
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Darthemed posted:
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:44 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Newspaper Spider-Man thread is currently running through a story where a rich guy buys a gorilla suit to destroy Spider-Man. Nice. I love how excited he is to have the strength of a gorilla, which would be cool for a normal person, but wouldn't be anywhere near the magnitude of strength for a lot of superheros. The dude in the Headmen is one of the three Gorilla Mans. And Man Ape counts. Gorillas seem like such a Golden- or early Silver-age thing. And I guess I associate that kinda thing with DC more readily. (I also found a Wikipedia list of fictional primates in comics. Technically, it should've included all human characters, but it limited itself to apes and monkeys.)
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:02 |
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it's really a gorilla-shaped suit of power armor. but he talks constantly, so there's no pretense that it is an actual gorilla running around doing crimes. the dude is living his best life, is all.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:06 |
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Not a gorilla, but the Gibbon (Marvel) has the incel-dream power of pheromones that allow him control over women. And yeah, I missed the lead-ins to that storyline in question. Gonna flip back towhere I need to be to catch up, which is just after X-Man's little reality-bending power trip, which was just before I ripped through Captain America from volume 3 on, plus a shitload of one-shots and limiteds.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:07 |
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Ygolonac posted:Not a gorilla, but the Gibbon (Marvel) has the incel-dream power of pheromones that allow him control over women.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:19 |
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Elissimpark posted:Nice. I love how excited he is to have the strength of a gorilla, which would be cool for a normal person, but wouldn't be anywhere near the magnitude of strength for a lot of superheros. Marvel had their share too... I would assume given Stan’s predilection for circuses, this ape somehow escaped from one. Also, holy lack of perspective on this!
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:12 |
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GPTribefan posted:Marvel had their share too... I would assume given Stan’s predilection for circuses, this ape somehow escaped from one. Also, holy lack of perspective on this! Those buildings are so tiny.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:18 |
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Superdickery has quite hefty monkey (mostly gorilla) collection: https://www.superdickery.com/tag/everythings-better-with-monkeys/ Kennel fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Dec 4, 2020 |
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Darthemed posted:
I am now obsessed with Jennifer Glatzer, blasé Satanist.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:33 |
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Post Funny Panels - Especially with a Little Help From Him-- You Know, the Devil!
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:48 |
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Vulpes Vulpes posted:I am now obsessed with Jennifer Glatzer, blasé Satanist. Natch.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:49 |
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Saoshyant posted:Post Funny Panels - Especially with a Little Help From Him-- You Know, the Devil! Post Funny Panels - The Mark of Satan, natch!
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 18:46 |
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ImpAtom posted:Call me when they decide that he isn't randomly evil because someone was pissed at JLI for existing. Maxwell Lord is and always has been a wacky 80s businessman do-gooder. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 18:47 |
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don't forget Hit Monkey
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 19:58 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Newspaper Spider-Man thread is currently running through a story where a rich guy buys a gorilla suit to destroy Spider-Man. Evil Scientist: So I can really make you a power suit that'll do anything. Flight, super strength. You wanna be an evil Iron Man? That one's popular. Guy: I wanna be a gorilla. Scientist: An evil robot gorilla? Okay, just- Guy: No, a regular gorilla. Scientist: That's it? No jetpack or machine gun hand? Guy: A regular loving gorilla suit. And I'll use it to destroy Spider-Man!!! Scientist: I, um. I see. Kennel posted:Superdickery has quite hefty monkey (mostly gorilla) collection: I feel like every cover of Jimmy Olsen has Superman apologizing. "Sorry Jimmy, but I have to destroy your Christmas presents to teach you a lesson." "Sorry Jimmy, but if I don't eat these million cheeseburgers, I'll die." "Sorry Jimmy, but these cannibals are starving, and they certainly can't eat me."
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:20 |
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Vulpes Vulpes posted:I am now obsessed with Jennifer Glatzer, blasé Satanist. Hell yes
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:59 |
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Red posted:
It's like domestic abuse 101, apologize in a way that makes your victim feel responsible for your abuse while abusing them.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:30 |
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Skwirl posted:It's like domestic abuse 101, apologize in a way that makes your victim feel responsible for your abuse while abusing them. "Sorry Jimmy, but the beatings will continue until morale improves."
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:57 |
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Iron Man #3
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:17 |
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Beerdeer posted:Maxwell Lord is and always has been a wacky 80s businessman do-gooder. I will not be taking questions at this time. He was a lovely guy who learned to not be lovely by hanging out with goofball superheroes.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:20 |
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I feel like somebody melting your 20th car isn't worth killing a guy over
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:25 |
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site posted:I feel like somebody melting your 20th car isn't worth killing a guy over Maybe he got the previous 19 too.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:29 |