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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Christmas Switch explains it away with not-all-white princess the result of one of her parents or grandparents being a foreigner of indeterminate non-European ethnicity (and was in fact distantly related to the American who looks like her).

The Christmas Prince however did not explain how their small European kingdom used to be in conflict with an Asian country in medieval times.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

The Christmas Switch explains it away with not-all-white princess the result of one of her parents or grandparents being a foreigner of indeterminate non-European ethnicity (and was in fact distantly related to the American who looks like her).

The Christmas Prince however did not explain how their small European kingdom used to be in conflict with an Asian country in medieval times.

Maybe it was during the Mongol invasion

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

jisforjosh posted:

'tis the season



Time to compile a new one for 2020

I guess I dont have to dream of a White Christmas

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Had to look at 5 or 6 posters before I noticed it was a different guy.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
That's gonna get some raised eyebrows during the post-dinner TV session.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
that's not all it's gonna raise

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

JOI to the world

I hate myself

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Xealot posted:

Not for nothing, I do think that's an intentional thumb on the scale on behalf of Netflix. Hallmark-style Christmas rom-coms are shockingly conservative for mass-popular media, and the ambient whiteness of them feels pretty central to the genre. So, Netflix making their own find-replace version of that thing and casting POC actors does feel like a choice with an intention. Some of them even throw in LGBT characters...not as the lead, mind you, but they're around.

To be mildly fair to Hallmark, one of the actresses they use the most in their holiday movies is Alexa PenaVega, who has been in multiple movies with her husband Carlos (who are both hella Christian in addition to being Latino), so Hallmark is inching verrrry slowly in that direction as well.

Also they had a movie with a gay couple in it this year, one of them was in Mean Girls (although ironically it was Lindsay Lohan’s love interest, who came out a while back, and not the guy that everyone immediately thinks of when you say “gay actor who was in Mean Girls”)

Edit: I’ve actually just learned that all three of the notable male high schoolers in that movie (Aaron Samuels, Damian Leigh and Kevin Gnapoor) are gay irl.

DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Dec 2, 2020

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The couple who writes the vast majority of the hallmark Christmas movies are Jewish.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


sportsgenius86 posted:

The couple who writes the vast majority of the hallmark Christmas movies are Jewish.

Writing Christmas movies is just one of the things that Jewish people do on Christmas while you’re watching Hallmark Christmas movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGoriUKpTaI

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

Serious Akita Toriyama vibes on the singer.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Its the new film from Studio Ghibli.
https://twitter.com/catsuka/status/1333739360014000131

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.



Yikes... Pixar that is not. Looks like it’s running off a PS5 in real time.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea the poster looks pretty drat good but, yea, pity the actual movie looks like...yea it looks like a fuckin Dragon Quest cutscene without the charm.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's not completely awful, but it's no Lupin III The First

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Is it... is it based on Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Is it... is it based on Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

It's based on a children's book

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Hmm. I don't think this means what I think it means.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

zenintrude posted:

Yikes... Pixar that is not. Looks like it’s running off a PS5 in real time.

It's the lighting, I think. The character models are whatever, too...overall, there's such a dullness to it. The expressiveness of hand-drawn Ghibli is completely gone.

If you want a late-Ghibli story about a little girl that involves witches, Mary and the Witch's Flower is what you want. What happened to Studio Ponoc? They released that and I haven't heard of anything since.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Chris Knight posted:

Hmm. I don't think this means what I think it means.


Old Keanu Feeds

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Is it... is it based on Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

I am so glad that you said that.

Seeing as I was suspecting it, also.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I know of this thread's love of minimalist movie posters, so while this isn't about movie posters, I thought everyone would get a kick out of these

https://twitter.com/kejones_/status/1335272025175302145?s=20

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



The bottom right is actually kinda nice.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Davros1 posted:

I know of this thread's love of minimalist movie posters, so while this isn't about movie posters, I thought everyone would get a kick out of these

https://twitter.com/kejones_/status/1335272025175302145?s=20

Would make a nice festive loss edit.

EDIT: The stained glass one is $155!

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Davros1 posted:

I know of this thread's love of minimalist movie posters, so while this isn't about movie posters, I thought everyone would get a kick out of these

https://twitter.com/kejones_/status/1335272025175302145?s=20

Is the bottom left one designed by John Carpenter (or Alex Cox)?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
That or a political cartoonist.

westborn
Feb 25, 2010

zenintrude posted:

Is the bottom left one designed by John Carpenter (or Alex Cox)?



(Apparently that was the actual design for the generic items at "Ralphs" at the time, not made up for Repo Man)

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Gripweed posted:

It's based on a children's book



Most people probably know already, but Diane Wynne Jones also wrote Howl's Moving Castle.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

westborn posted:



(Apparently that was the actual design for the generic items at "Ralphs" at the time, not made up for Repo Man)
NICE

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

https://twitter.com/lifetimetv/status/1335947170281885699?s=20

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself
Great movie, awful posters





BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

el oso posted:

Great movie, awful posters







Man those *are* bad for a movie that is a drat near masterpiece.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


el oso posted:

Great movie, awful posters





Clive Owen is Watching You Masturbate

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




BonoMan posted:

Man those *are* bad for a movie that is a drat near masterpiece.

Thinking about it, I have no idea how you'd do a good poster for that film.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

MikeJF posted:

Thinking about it, I have no idea how you'd do a good poster for that film.

It's tough because while it follows Clive Owen the whole way (hence his face on the posters I guess) - it's not really *his* story. The last poster tries to rise above that, but the first two...blech.

Anyway gonna rewatch that movie cuz goddamn it good.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
It’s a tough sell to be sure, but I still blame Universal for the film winning no Oscars.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

MikeJF posted:

Thinking about it, I have no idea how you'd do a good poster for that film.

Just a picture of a dirty car battery.

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Apparently Alamo Drafthouse is doing so bad financially that the CEO is selling off his/their entire collection of Mondo posters, some ~2300 in all. Alamo owns Mondo so I can only assume this is one of almost everything Mondo has ever released.

http://www.emovieposter.com/agallery/records/80/sort/4/15.html

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