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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Gobbeldygook posted:

You're thinking of Federal Pacific Electric's stab-lok breakers. Instead of tripping like they're supposed to they often don't, so your house burns down.

For even more fun, they deliberately defrauded Underwriter's Laboratory by sending them breakers that actually worked.

And everyone forgets about Zinsco, which had an inadequate buss securing mechanism, and burned a poo poo ton of houses down. They weren't particularly good at tripping either.

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StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Someone posted a flaming zamboni machine in the Trump thread and I feel like that's pretty OSHA.
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1317232099938611201

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
This from a week or two ago in Toronto.

https://toronto.citynews.ca/2020/11/24/sinkhole-causes-a-crane-to-collapse-in-midtown-toronto/



A mobile crane working on the Eglinton Crosstown LRT collapsed into the ground on Monday evening.

The incident occurred at Eglinton Avenue East and Mount Pleasant Road around 6 p.m.

Toronto Fire said the crane operator was not injured, while another worker suffered a minor injury.

On Tuesday, Metrolinx spokesperson Anne Marie Aikins said the injured worker slipped and bruised his knee and has been released from hospital.

Fire officials said it is believed that water erosion caused the ground to crumble.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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StandardVC10 posted:

Someone posted a flaming zamboni machine in the Trump thread and I feel like that's pretty OSHA.
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1317232099938611201

Its not a zamboni.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

StandardVC10 posted:

Someone posted a flaming zamboni machine in the Trump thread and I feel like that's pretty OSHA.
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1317232099938611201

For the love of god don't call it a Zamboni, do you want Jeremy to get sued because you defamed Zamboni on his forums?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem
Zamboni makes a fine product damnit!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Bum the Sad posted:

Zamboni makes a fine product damnit!

Most of the early ones are VW powered. They might have moved to Yanmar now.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Dec 6, 2020

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Atticus_1354 posted:

Its not a zamboni.

No, it's a flamboni

shamelessly stolen from the last time this was posted

EPICAC
Mar 23, 2001

Uthor posted:

I posted here last year about finding a pair of these that my dad made for connecting Xmas lights that I cut up and threw away. As he can't do stuff around the house and I've been handling the decorations, I didn't think he'd notice. My mom is putting up the lights herself this year (because of everything) and he called asking where his extension cords are. Told him that "Everything *I* used last year is in the box."

This was my contribution last time these things came up in the thread. Might as well mention again since it’s so :stonk:


EPICAC posted:

Preventing your children from watching unauthorized television. A former coworker’s dad replaced the end of their television’s cord with a female connector, and had one of these that he used to control access to television.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


This is why performers request venues prepare odd things like "69 blue M&Ms mixed with 420 red M&Ms in a bowl outside the bathroom." Means the venue takes this seriously and hopefully isn't skimping safety on the stage.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mustached Demon posted:

This is why performers request venues prepare odd things like "69 blue M&Ms mixed with 420 red M&Ms in a bowl outside the bathroom." Means the venue takes this seriously and hopefully isn't skimping safety on the stage.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/brown-out/

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mustached Demon posted:

This is why performers request venues prepare odd things like "69 blue M&Ms mixed with 420 red M&Ms in a bowl outside the bathroom." Means the venue takes this seriously and hopefully isn't skimping safety on the stage.

Ah that never worked. They just spent so much time counting M&M's the ended up spending even less time on safety. This is literally how all the 80's hair rock band members died.

Every. Single. One.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

dr_rat posted:

Ah that never worked. They just spent so much time counting M&M's the ended up spending even less time on safety. This is literally how all the 80's hair rock band members died.

Every. Single. One.

Are you sure they didn't get hair cuts and timewarped to dancing with the stars?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Mustached Demon posted:

Are you sure they didn't get hair cuts and timewarped to dancing with the stars?

you expect me to believe that someone got a haircut and went to ground for thirty years, instead of they died and were replaced by a hologram so they could appear on dancing with the stars. get a brain moran

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

From David Lee Roth himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IxqdAgNJck

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





This happened in a petrol station outside Cape Town sometime in the 2000s. Dude in a BMW came screaming in at high speed, and had his brakes fail. He killed the clerk and one customer.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Fastest police response I've ever seen was when I was walking across the road from a 7-11 where an old dude started his car, floored it and put it straight through the plate glass windows, knocking over an ATM. I stopped to watch, as you do, and about a minute later there was a police car pulling up, lights and sirens going. Old mate hadn't even gotten out of his car, he had the door open and the attendant was talking to him.

In every one of these cases they will tell you that the accelerator got stuck and they were on the brakes as hard as they could be. In every one of these cases, they were actually hitting the accelerator.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lead out in cuffs posted:

This happened in a petrol station outside Cape Town sometime in the 2000s. Dude in a BMW came screaming in at high speed, and had his brakes fail. He killed the clerk and one customer.
This poo poo happens all the time, there have to be dozens of such clips in this or schadenfreude thread. Though usually nobody is killed thankfully.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Memento posted:

Fastest police response I've ever seen was when I was walking across the road from a 7-11 where an old dude started his car, floored it and put it straight through the plate glass windows, knocking over an ATM. I stopped to watch, as you do, and about a minute later there was a police car pulling up, lights and sirens going. Old mate hadn't even gotten out of his car, he had the door open and the attendant was talking to him.

In every one of these cases they will tell you that the accelerator got stuck and they were on the brakes as hard as they could be. In every one of these cases, they were actually hitting the accelerator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2i4C1bG-8w

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191

quote:

Reading Crown Court heard how Senghor, a bus driver for four years, was driving the number 17 service when he entered a chicane into Gun Street "quickly" and "lost control" of the vehicle.

The prosecutor said he "put his foot on the accelerator rather than the brake" in a response to "a movement on the bus".

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
A few years ago my mechanic hosed something up with my fuel line, and the morning after when I pulled out of my driveway to go to work the second I hit the accelerator it got stuck in full throttle. I could hit the breaks to slow down a little but I was still steadily moving forward. I'm really glad that my place at the time was on the very end of the block because it took me going 3/4ths of the way down the street like this before in my haze of panic it occurred to me I could just throw the thing in park, turn it off, and pull the parking break. Had I been closer to an immediate obstacle, I probably would have plowed into it before this thought occurred to me and been left a babbling mess swearing to the cops the accelerator got stuck.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Probably been posted, but tis the season.

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled


You left the best part out:

hemale in pain posted:

Senghor went to the aid of Mr Smith, who had got up from the pavement and walked into a bar.
Mr Smith suffered two fractures to his shoulder and ribs, as well as some internal bruising.

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:

Letmebefrank posted:

You left the best part out:

It's amazing what what our bodies can ignore when we are under shock.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
It's for plausible deniability if someone wants you to take a breathalyser.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Sydin posted:

A few years ago my mechanic hosed something up with my fuel line, and the morning after when I pulled out of my driveway to go to work the second I hit the accelerator it got stuck in full throttle. I could hit the breaks to slow down a little but I was still steadily moving forward. I'm really glad that my place at the time was on the very end of the block because it took me going 3/4ths of the way down the street like this before in my haze of panic it occurred to me I could just throw the thing in park, turn it off, and pull the parking break. Had I been closer to an immediate obstacle, I probably would have plowed into it before this thought occurred to me and been left a babbling mess swearing to the cops the accelerator got stuck.

Something like this happened to me when I was 18. The oil change guy at the Quick-E-Lube somehow managed to jam my throttle cable after checking the air filter in my lovely Ford Taurus but it only got jammed at full bore after I pulled out of their garage and directly into a 5 lane road. I was able to shift it into neutral fast and pull into the next driveway but I thought my heart was gonna leap out of my chest.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Lead out in cuffs posted:

This happened in a petrol station outside Cape Town sometime in the 2000s. Dude in a BMW came screaming in at high speed, and had his brakes fail. He killed the clerk and one customer.

Every petrol station in Australia has bollards across the whole front of their store.

People driving into stores through alcohol, drugs or general stupidity has always been a thing, but I think what finally got everyone to install bollards was when the pre-filled propane bbq bottles started appearing everywhere.




Ram raids have always been a slow-but-steady thing, but they never caused mass evacuations due to clouds of propane.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/22AXHvz.mp4

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
The thing about the “I pressed the brakes and I kept going” is that any car with functional brakes is going to be able to easily put out more braking force than the engine can deal with - especially when it’s always some generic 150hp sedan.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/WcFdCHu.mp4

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



Also a hardy arson tool.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

:unsmith:

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Every petrol station in Australia has bollards across the whole front of their store.

People driving into stores through alcohol, drugs or general stupidity has always been a thing, but I think what finally got everyone to install bollards was when the pre-filled propane bbq bottles started appearing everywhere.




Ram raids have always been a slow-but-steady thing, but they never caused mass evacuations due to clouds of propane.

Stores in the US do that too.

insta
Jan 28, 2009

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

The thing about the “I pressed the brakes and I kept going” is that any car with functional brakes is going to be able to easily put out more braking force than the engine can deal with - especially when it’s always some generic 150hp sedan.

Yeah but at wide open throttle, you get about 2 brake presses before you lose vacuum assist. Brakes without assist "feel broken" as people are only used to pressing with their toe. That, and not knowing what the other letters in PRNDL stand for, means they're just along for the ride.

This is really only the case for events like the state trooper in his Altima (?), not gramps who buckles up and is through the plate glass storefront 0.25 seconds later.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





So, assuming the gas does get stuck and the brake is non responsive, is the correct move to slam the car into neutral and activate the e-brake?

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


perhaps, having the gas and the brakes be controlled by the same foot was a mistake :thunk:

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Leon Sumbitches posted:

So, assuming the gas does get stuck and the brake is non responsive, is the correct move to slam the car into neutral and activate the e-brake?

Yes. The engine will bounce on the rev limiter but you should keep it on until you come to stop so you keep power steering.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

The thing about the “I pressed the brakes and I kept going” is that any car with functional brakes is going to be able to easily put out more braking force than the engine can deal with - especially when it’s always some generic 150hp sedan.

That's true if you have the presence of mind to slam the brakes on fully. It's not true if you apply partial braking and let your pads overheat and your brake fluid (which you probably haven't changed according to the maintenance interval and which probably has a lot of water in it) start boiling.

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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

glynnenstein posted:

Yes. The engine will bounce on the rev limiter but you should keep it on until you come to stop so you keep power steering.
On older vehicles you can still turn off the motor while retaining electrical by turning the key one step back*, but with newer cars that have push-to-start ignitions I don't think that's really possible? Now this question is going to bother me all day.

*a fact taught by the defensive driver teacher in the course required to get my license many years ago.

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