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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

You leave Skynyrd out of this!

Edit: this is such a horrible page snipe I'm gonna just leave it

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Krakkles
May 5, 2003

I have mixed feelings about some really classic music because "Southern Man", really?

But also, Freebird rocks, Molly Hatchet had some jams, :shrug:

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Krakkles posted:

I have mixed feelings about some really classic music because "Southern Man", really?

I mentally substitute that with "Florida Man".

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Krakkles posted:

I have mixed feelings about some really classic music because "Southern Man", really?

But also, Freebird rocks, Molly Hatchet had some jams, :shrug:

You mean the Neil Young song? That Sweet Home Alabama was a response to?

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Finger Prince posted:

You mean the Neil Young song? That Sweet Home Alabama was a response to?
poo poo, I mixed that up - I was thinking of the lyric "...southern man don't need him around anyhow..."

Good call, my bad.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Always lol'd at that exchange

Young: hey the South is racist

Skynyrd: sh-shut up

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Data Graham posted:

Always lol'd at that exchange

Young: hey the South is racist

Skynyrd: sh-shut up

At least Young would admit he was wrong and stopped performing that song.

Also, this happened:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Been trying to get a shot of this SUV for years, finally spotted it at a local plaza last summer:



Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Krakkles posted:

I have mixed feelings about some really classic music because "Southern Man", really?

But also, Freebird rocks, Molly Hatchet had some jams, :shrug:

That's nothing compared to some of the sexist and perverted pedo poo poo in lyrics from those days tbh

I was listening to Kiss the other day, "Christeen Sixteen" came on and all i could think about was how unacceptable that would be if it came out today.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

I know a guy with 7 kids. It’s the magical number where you plus spouse and kids cannot drive a normal vehicle and either have to get a passenger van or take 2 cars. It sounds horrible.

If only front bench seats were still available.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

I know a guy with 7 kids. It’s the magical number where you plus spouse and kids cannot drive a normal vehicle and either have to get a passenger van or take 2 cars. It sounds horrible.

Pfft, Americans :rolleye:

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007




I'm gonna go with wrong thread on this one

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Finger Prince posted:

Pfft, Americans :rolleye:


drat that's impressive, they're not even that crowded together

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



gvibes posted:

So, uh, I am part of the problem and bought an expedition, and:


That's what I used to think was a pretty large SUV (GX470) in back.

https://twitter.com/heatxdeath/status/1338979670629429249?s=20

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


and in turn the roof of my zx2 is probably around the beltline of that GX.

what a world

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
THat chevy looks lifted a bit.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



POWER BULGE

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I love lovely cars unironically, and because of that, the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet is held in high esteem. I just left the grocery store and there was one parked right next to me! I think that's only the second I've seen in the wild. I had to go to Petsmart to pick up dog food after the grocery trip. Not 5 minutes later I saw a SECOND one. It was a terrible car stuff Christmas miracle!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Do mechanics use ladders?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Uthor posted:

Do mechanics use ladders?

yes

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Should get harnesses per OSHA rules, too, in that case.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Mister Facetious posted:

Been trying to get a shot of this SUV for years, finally spotted it at a local plaza last summer:





Of all the terribleness on that, what stands out to me is that someone installed a Class II hitch on a freaking Expedition, *then* slapped a 1" to 2" adapter in there. I get why my Outback only has a Class II, but why are they even *made* for a full-sized SUV? Just start with the Class III/IV.


I hate the trend of the bottom of the side widows being below the line of the hood/bottom of the windshield.

edit:

Uthor posted:

Should get harnesses per OSHA rules, too, in that case.

And charge extra for hazard duty.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

I've seen prime movers smaller than that huge turd

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Why do these even exist though? Is it machismo culture? Cheap fuel? Small dick syndrome? All the above?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lord Ludikrous posted:

Why do these even exist though? Is it machismo culture? Cheap fuel? Small dick syndrome? All the above?

Not saying you are wrong, but it could be like me and my stupid fat 20in wheels that have no business being in my car, I just like the look of it as is. I have flung that loving thing around any and all corners I can with great speed and barely a chirp, so I guess they are useful.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
they are bullies and like being a dick on the road and trucks enable more dickish behaviors, like

  • belching smoke at cars they don't like,
  • making people change lanes with intentionally poorly aimed headlights,
  • illegal turns over curbs, etc.

These behaviors and the feature set of most trucks are in perfect confluence. This has never been proven wrong.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Wasabi the J posted:

they are bullies and like being a dick on the road and trucks enable more dickish behaviors, like

  • belching smoke at cars they don't like,
  • making people change lanes with intentionally poorly aimed headlights,
  • illegal turns over curbs, etc.

These behaviors and the feature set of most trucks are in perfect confluence. This has never been proven wrong.

Drive in Houston: When there is a traffic jam on a freeway that has a grass divider separating the freeway from a feeder, you're bound to see a flock of trucks drive off the freeway, through the grass, and clog up another few lanes of traffic.

It's always fun to see a few sedans get stuck or scrape something on a curb while trying to follow.

MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?
The few cases where that lifted truck ever sees anything but asphalt. Can't be that mad about it to be honest.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
I have a stupid hope that something will be done to curb trucks getting so needlessly big, but I know better than that. I can only hope that dipshits won't be able to afford their payments for now.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



The funny thing about that truck photo is the GX is not a small vehicle, and very capable offroad with minimal modifications, although I don't think that truck is going anywhere offroad

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Mostly because it won't loving fit on any trails

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
The 2004 generation Silverado that's in the foreground of that picture was the last GM pickup design that I liked the looks of. After that it was all bulges and creases and wheelwells you can fit your head into.

Fornax Disaster fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Dec 17, 2020

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



At least that acts as ballast in the snow.
Still an asocial jackass.

edit:

Fornax Disaster posted:

The 2004 generation Silverado that's in the foreground of that picture was the last GM pickup design that I liked the looks of. After that it was all bulges and creases and wheelwells you can fit your head into.

:same:
And I didn't really like them when they came out. To be fair, I didn't like the '88s when they came out, either. Now they feel kinda classic.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Lord Ludikrous posted:

Why do these even exist though? Is it machismo culture? Cheap fuel? Small dick syndrome? All the above?

My wife works for a big commercial roofing company and all the owners and salesmen drive brand new fully loaded trucks like that even tho none of them need a truck, but to show up at a job site in anything but a truck makes them feel less than a man apparently.

I imagine the same goes for a lot of these guys buying trucks that don't really need them.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


We really are all just slightly evolved apes.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007



Damaging my frame to avoid paying for a bumper.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

That's illegal too, right? You can't have things that project past the rear bumper unless they're flagged?

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Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

That's illegal too, right? You can't have things that project past the rear bumper unless they're flagged?

Tell that to every arsehole that leaves their ball hitch in their hitch receiver 365 days a year

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