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They should just say, "The fake Walfos mats say Silpat."
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Humphreys posted:You are the ideas person!
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Humphreys posted:You know I just spent a full 2 minutes sizing up what one to go for then read the bit about having to make up art for them to use and I got bored. Eh, it never hurts to know what your current anus size is 
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I just fell into a hole of temporary tattoos on Ali. To whet your appetite: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001728515906.html (I was searching for "translator" and "translation".  )
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my quest for techy fountain pens continues. ordered this one, which is just a few cents more shipped from the united states: https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrvvva9 this one looks great, too, but i haven’t ordered it yet. jinhao is a good brand:  https://a.aliexpress.com/_mPhZAyl
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going back to normal websites after using ali is weird, i got a 25 euro card from my job as a little bonus to spend on a dutch amazon-like website, and everything is just 4 times the price it should be on ali, i feel like i'm getting ripped off
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Thanks hirayuki! That was an excellent post.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Eh, it never hurts to know what your current anus size is It would if you drastically overestimate your ring size.
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Shibawanko posted:i ended up ordering this guy yesterday: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001270827107.html i got the watch:  put my dog on itseems alright, syncs with an app on my phone, havent had the chance to test the sports function though, it does measure my blood pressure and heartrate and blood o2, i dunno if that stuff is accurate except the heart rate does seem to check out the case seems to have some kind of coating so im hoping it wont trigger my allergy, the band has a metal clasp though so ill probably have to cover that with tape. buying watches with a metal allergy is a pain in the rear end
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uh-oh... the battery does seem to lose its charge pretty quickly, down to 60%, although it might be bad at measuring its own charge
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I'm sorry sir, your dog is actually a seal
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one thing thats kind of a letdown, but which i sort of expected, is that the screen is smaller than in the ads for this thing. there's a border around it. still though if that's the only real flaw (it seems to be holding its charge properly now too) then that's fine for what i paid by the way ive also received these hiking boots: https://www.aliexpress.com/snapshot/0.html?spm=a2g0s.9042647.6.2.3f824c4dMK1v55&orderId=8122097073418579&productId=10000006198766 they seem to be just fine, feel comfortable, i obviously havent had the chance to try them on a real hike though so they might have some bullshit going on like not being waterproof or something, ill report back when i order from ali i tend to expect at least 1 flaw or way in which the product is different from what it seems, but usually this is something aesthetic rather than functional
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Just ordered some silicone rings (finger, bat anal or cock): https://www.aliexpress.com/snapshot/0.html?spm=a2g0s.9042647.6.2.5bb94c4dc56nGg&orderId=8122958167641874&productId=33047511830 (The 6 piece set, if that doesn’t come across) I’ll let y’all know how terrible they are when they get here next year.
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Please do not, bat anal is how we got into this mess
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Anyone else having trouble with the search results page, lately? Recently, when I enter a search term and get however many results, if I click "Next page" or the page number, it seemingly changes to that page in that the number changes, but all the results in the grid are the same! I'm sure there's more than one page of results - I just can't get them to display!
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Shibawanko posted:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10000006198766.html also ordered these hiking boots, i needed new ones so i could go to the store and get meindls or something for 200 bucks or pay 1/10th and get these. i got these so i went for a hike with these today, about 15km, can confirm they are water tight and are comfortable and light, also seem to be durable as far as i can tell, recommended, i walked around the forest and through mud and stuff and never felt any dampness or discomfort i'm not really mr. pro hiking and this is holland so there's no mountains or rocks at all but they're fine for at least casual hiking i have size 43.5 normally, i ordered a 44, it fit about as you would expect, just slightly on the roomy size but fine for my feet, so the sizes are accurate  here's what they look like
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:Anyone else having trouble with the search results page, lately? yeah i have this issue too by the way, on firefox. also cant sort results based on filters i dunno why a company this big and successful can have a website thats this bad
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Shibawanko posted:i dunno why a company this big and successful can have a website thats this bad Pretty much every single one of them do.
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Do you ever want to click on an item SO BAD, just to see what it is, but are terrified of what it could do to your suggested items? Because that's me every day on AX. I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."
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BaronVanAwesome posted:Because that's me every day on AX. I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..." It's for helping farmers jack off their pigs to collect pig jizz
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Industrial farming has done weird things to some inventors.
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goatface posted:Industrial farming has done weird things to some inventors.
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Geemer posted:It's for helping farmers jack off their pigs to collect pig jizz Dark forbidden knowledge indeed
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 Anyways. Someone mentioned gummy bear earrings, 3 months ago. And I ordered some. They showed up today, like a day or two before the delivery deadline. I still have 3 other earring orders that have been "clearing customs" for the past two months. Should I expect any weird refund issues if they pass that time threshhold?
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If they are getting close to the day hit the extend button and throw another 30 days on them. They are probably still coming and the vendor hasn't done anything wrong, shipping is just super hosed this year.
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Yeah I don't *want* a refund or to screw em over like, $3-8 or whatever. That's what I needed to know.
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I received some more incense. Just need to order a couple of months before my stash runs...
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I have no idea what this actually is https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000849782785.html and that weird rear end video at the front doesn't help matters.
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Vlaphor posted:I have no idea what this actually is i think it's a fidget spinner
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Killingyouguy! posted:i think it's a fidget spinner I agree. It's weird that they don't spin it.
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Killingyouguy! posted:i think it's a fidget spinner It's a tactical fidget spinner. BaronVanAwesome posted:Dark forbidden knowledge indeed I like that the full title is "Increased fake female boar sperm collection fake female boar artificial insemination sponge semen collection thick fake female". https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001375753325.html Thick. Fake. Female. quote:Applicable object: pig Hahaha there's a comic! Spoilered for mildly  MSPaint-quality depictions of pig genitals. 
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Holy poo poo that comic lol. I'm the one examining the calendar I just received two of these mugs that I ordered as a gift for my parents. Took almost a month and a half but they're here just in time.  The description clearly says it's 300ml but I was still surprised how large they are. Makes sense, considering how much empty space there is, of course.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:It's a tactical fidget spinner. It's NOT Wednesday my dudes
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Lead out in cuffs posted:It's a tactical fidget spinner. loving lmao... This is why I bookmark this thread.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:It's a tactical fidget spinner. Figure 1. Apply the sow-smelling secretions on the fake female platform Figure 2. Let the new boar watch the sperm collection process of an experienced old boar Figure 3. Focus the new boar on the position of the female stand. Figure 4. Often domesticated boars within 30 minutes of a single time. Don't get angry or hit the boar. Figure 5. Some boars feel sensitive when being semen at the beginning and should be handled carefully. Figure 6. The boar must be domesticated and climbed across the sow platform correctly. It is good! 1 day left Armitag3 fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Dec 19, 2020 |
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Who leaked my top secret government documents?!
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Armitag3 posted:Some boars feel sensitive when being semen at the beginning and should be handled carefully. Same
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Armitag3 posted:Figure 1. Apply the sow-smelling secretions on the fake female platform this is how my inlaws see me
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mobby_6kl posted:I just received two of these mugs that I ordered as a gift for my parents. Took almost a month and a half but they're here just in time.  I'm glad they got there in time.
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