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Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.



I've seen a few knockoffs of these Docs on Ali (they tend to stick with a floral interior) but usually they're plastic and not real leather. I finally destroyed my old ones past the point of repairability and Doc Martens doesn't make them anymore. Is anyone making decent leather knockoffs of these? Buying leather anything on Ali feels like a fool's gamble but I'm not paying eBay prices to get my old boots back.



AliExpress algorithm please have mercy and tell me someone is making a more expensive version with real leather I'm dying :negative:

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Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:
Cant you just buy pre-colored ones so you dont have to dye them yourself? :v:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Do you ever want to click on an item SO BAD, just to see what it is, but are terrified of what it could do to your suggested items?



Because that's me every day on AX. I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

One of those bullride things that are in country western bars? Or a mounting post to gather prized pig semen? If that is a thing. I know our is with race horses.


Edit: I was right! On the pig mounting post thing! I love the picture in the comic that looks like Dave Seville is saying,”You get up on the semen milking stand and make some semen, you stupid motherfucker!” And the pig looks ashamed.

Bored fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Dec 20, 2020

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous

Lead out in cuffs posted:

It's a tactical fidget spinner.


I like that the full title is "Increased fake female boar sperm collection fake female boar artificial insemination sponge semen collection thick fake female".

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001375753325.html

Thick. Fake. Female.



Hahaha there's a comic! Spoilered for mildly :nws: MSPaint-quality depictions of pig genitals.






look at this pigs HUGE BALLS

GAYIDS
May 3, 2020

by Pragmatica
1 new fetish please

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

GAYIDS posted:

1 new fetish please

https://a.aliexpress.com/_mOeBsFj

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Sexy lingerie is pretty vanilla.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



GAYIDS posted:

1 new fetish please

:nws:
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mPLTsKh

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

Uhhhh

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


GAYIDS posted:

1 new fetish please

https://cloud.video.taobao.com/play/u/2055954779/p/1/e/6/t/10301/285947974251.mp4
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001699323041.html

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Nice try with the recommendation poisoning links

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




:nws: https://i.imgur.com/N5rTHsa.jpg

E- it’s actually just barely :nws:

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




GAYIDS posted:

1 new fetish please



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000549528563.html

Edit: and from the same seller:



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000686873232.html

Lead out in cuffs fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Dec 20, 2020

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sexy lingerie is pretty vanilla.

How about estim? Dildo too boring? What about electrified dildo? Sounding just too Sunday Church? Let Zeus be your guide.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Dec 20, 2020

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Everett False posted:



I've seen a few knockoffs of these Docs on Ali (they tend to stick with a floral interior) but usually they're plastic and not real leather. I finally destroyed my old ones past the point of repairability and Doc Martens doesn't make them anymore. Is anyone making decent leather knockoffs of these? Buying leather anything on Ali feels like a fool's gamble but I'm not paying eBay prices to get my old boots back.



AliExpress algorithm please have mercy and tell me someone is making a more expensive version with real leather I'm dying :negative:

I actually bought a pair of these years ago. They were quite thin on the bottom and only lasted a season, and I doubt they were leather, but they were cute and comfy enough as long as it wasn't too cold out. They're fine for city walking, but I wouldn't have worn them in the snow. Definitely not a replacement for Docs, though. I'd buy real ones off eBay or even a vintage seller on Etsy, honestly (sorry, I know you said you didn't want to).

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I actually bought a pair of these years ago. They were quite thin on the bottom and only lasted a season, and I doubt they were leather, but they were cute and comfy enough as long as it wasn't too cold out. They're fine for city walking, but I wouldn't have worn them in the snow. Definitely not a replacement for Docs, though. I'd buy real ones off eBay or even a vintage seller on Etsy, honestly (sorry, I know you said you didn't want to).

I think Solovair still makes 14 eye boots. They should be nicer quality than modern docs are too. A good pair of quality leather footwear is a great investment and I wouldn’t waste leather on stuff that falls apart in a year or two.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Bored posted:

And the pig looks ashamed.

That's normal after ejaculation

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Aw it's cute.

naughty joystick
Jun 6, 2011

GAYIDS posted:

1 new fetish please
:nws: a :buttfame: :nws:

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

The recommendations have some hilarious pictures:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hirayuki posted:

What a sweet gift! :3: I'm glad they got there in time.
Thanks :) I never know what to get anyone but I know mom loves this sort of stuff so I hope they'll be a success.

I opened them, both are intact and quality wise you wouldn't confuse them with bohemian crystal or anything, but they do look nice in person. I didn't get the white cap (which I suppose is intended to keep the drinks hot), I guess it was sold separately and I didn't notice.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


VictualSquid posted:

The recommendations have some hilarious pictures:


LOL if you leave your bananas unbound, they'll escape the first chance they get.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They have to be strong bands or they will burst them with a flex.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

My friend found a remote controlled motorized camera dolly, so I ordered it for him as a sort of Christmas present (that will hopefully arrive in January...).

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



VictualSquid posted:

The recommendations have some hilarious pictures:


This one looks like a halfway evolved Pokémon



Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

"High frequency sucking" would be a nice gang tag for this thread.

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I actually bought a pair of these years ago. They were quite thin on the bottom and only lasted a season, and I doubt they were leather, but they were cute and comfy enough as long as it wasn't too cold out. They're fine for city walking, but I wouldn't have worn them in the snow. Definitely not a replacement for Docs, though. I'd buy real ones off eBay or even a vintage seller on Etsy, honestly (sorry, I know you said you didn't want to).

If you’re ever in the UK, DMs still have a factory shop in Wollaston.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


If you prefer a more stylish hand job:

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

Hirayuki posted:

If you prefer a more stylish hand job:



I thought it required a crystal

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hirayuki posted:

If you prefer a more stylish hand job:



looks like a hand job, from the guy that used to dig up mines, until the accident.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Some premium username material lately.

Applicable object: pig
Thick fake female
High frequency sucking
Blue evil eye hand job

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I loving hate rubber straps on my watches. So took a gamble on a generic 22mm strap for my smartwatch. A WHOLE lot nicer IMHO than the black rubber standard one:



Got mine from Aussie eBay:
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/383494717615

This is the closest to my strap - don't pay this much:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...earchweb201603_

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.
Ahahahaha I love my new avatar, AliExpress thread maintains its status of #1 thread on the forums

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Here's some things I've ordered recently that I promise will not subject you to more recommendations:

C$ 47.10 | INTLLAB Lab Vortex Mixer, Touch Function Lab Vortexer, Tattoo Ink, Gel Polish, Eyelash Adhesives, Test Tubes and Centrifuge Tube
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Use this for mixing Warhammer/Hobby Paint, also useful for chemicals or something?

C$ 11.55 17%OFF | Rullz 4K Video Capture Card USB 3.0 2.0 HDMI Video Grabber Record Box for PS4 Game DVD Camcorder Camera Recording Live Streaming
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This is a surprisingly good capture card if you've ever wanted to stream or something on twitch. It says 4k, make sure you get the brown one. It captures 4k but only "sends" 1080. Still wicked for 13 bucks or whatever

C$ 2.11 59%OFF | The Great Northern Hotel Room # 315 Twin Peaks KeyTag Key chain KeyRing

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32851955341.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4duTvO6U

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BaronVanAwesome fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Dec 23, 2020

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I randomly got a bag from China post that had literally eight other bags of AliExpress stuff inside it. Woohoo!

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Pick posted:

I randomly got a bag from China post that had literally eight other bags of AliExpress stuff inside it. Woohoo!

"chinese santa"

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Pick posted:

I randomly got a bag from China post that had literally eight other bags of AliExpress stuff inside it. Woohoo!
Post the loot :mad:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

A ring I ordered in July, got a refund on, and reordered, arrived! Now I have two of this ring. Anyone need a ring, in size Babyhands

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Too tired (after fondling your dice) to tie shoelaces?

Have a teen that's just too lazy?

A child just too ****?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001290964745.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.3da24c4dA5ZOlX

My son just never does his laces and i fear he would end up like me on that fateful day when i was in singapore on the escalator where it ate my shoelace (and nearly my shoe/leg about 30 years ago)

I got ones with the laces, but havent used them. But the clips are pretty alright (And they probably would work better with the elastic laces)

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I got something like these (from Amazon) for my son's gym shoes in grade school:

US $0.56 44%OFF | Silicone Elastic Shoelaces Fashion Unisex Athletic No Tie Shoe Lace All Sneakers Fit Quick Shoe Lace
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mP7bE7P

Then I got a slightly fancier version (real fabric laces with metal ends) for my exercise shoes and my mom's. She's got bad arthritis in her fingers; I just prefer slip-on shoes. Both versions are highly recommended.

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HazCat
May 4, 2009

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Here's some things I've ordered recently that I promise will not subject you to more recommendations:

Could you please post what you think of that paint mixer once you get it? I need something like that for mixing powder pigment into resin, and if you think it's worth the $50 I'll probably grab one too.

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