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Judakel posted:you made it through the blitz, gently caress off idiots lol you mean the tory dads/grampas who totally made it out, actually, they would have totally made it out if they had to, because
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Dustcat posted:how fast does scurvy set in because i don't think there's too many dandelions growing in britain in december Look at mister moneybags over here who can afford fresh dog meat. Your missus doing "favours" for the local dog butcher?
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redleader posted:didn't they water down the rum in the navy? which is appropriate, because you were never guaranteed adequate alcohol Well they had to honestly because the rum was strong enough to light on fire (that's what the gunpowder proof thing is about) and giving sailors half a pint of 57% rum and then having them climb the top sail or whatever it is that they did wasn't exactly safe. Note that this meant they just diluted your ration, you still got the full amount each day. Which was 16 units of alcohol each and every day.
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spankmeister posted:Well they had to honestly because the rum was strong enough to light on fire (that's what the gunpowder proof thing is about) and giving sailors half a pint of 57% rum and then having them climb the top sail or whatever it is that they did wasn't exactly safe. oh, lol. that owns
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i love the fact you morons are already rationing. you couldn't even wait a few weeks. a pre-brexit brexit also due to your own choices
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yeah iirc it was roughly equivalent to drinking malibu all day. strong enough to preserve the vitamin c, weak enough so you won't black out. a lightweight that doesn't do it everyday would be wrecked though
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Brexit! - Now with 70% more scurvy!
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I'm holding out for TB with my covid 2 and scurvy. It'll give the tories an excuse to purge the badgers again.
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Cabbage has vitamin c, I'm sure there will be sufficient cabbage
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drat i saw one lying by the side of the road the other day. should have stopped and picked it up
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Nonsense posted:can't wait for starmer's Gordy style relaunch only for steve bell to get fired for it steve bell already got fired for his watson/netanyahu comic, his contract just hasn't run out yet
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crispix posted:it looked in pretty good nick too Badger or cabbage?
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Lufthansa airlifts food to the UK amid lorry chaosquote:Germany's Lufthansa is airlifting fresh fruit and vegetables to the UK on Wednesday as firms seek to beat the lorry chaos at sea ports quote:Tesco has introduced purchasing limits on some products including eggs, rice, soap and toilet roll. Customers are allowed to buy up to three of each item. I'll have three egg, please
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one of my BBC newshour hosts was canned but I don't know who it is or why, help
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Internet Poster posted:Lufthansa airlifts food to the UK amid lorry chaos that twitter poster who bought the sacks of wet eggs for a pound each is probably feeling really smug right now
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Communist Thoughts posted:steve bell already got fired for his watson/netanyahu comic, his contract just hasn't run out yet never heard of the watson/netanyahu comic before and the first link after a google search says this: The Guardian has come under fire over its coverage of anti-Semitism after the paper refused to publish a cartoon depicting Jeremy Corbyn's critics and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in a negative light and also for the paper's decision to pull a letter signed by 100 prominent Jews in defence of the Labour leader. and the guardian is supposed to be a left wing newspaper lol it proves itself to be utter poo poo over and over again
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Jazerus posted:the blitz, but the germans are dropping aid packages The blintz
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mrmcd posted:The blintz
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Jazerus posted:the blitz, but the germans are dropping aid packages In response, the government launches a fleet of Farage Balloons over London to stop dangerous foreign vitamin bombs from reaching the ground.
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https://twitter.com/TomMcTague/status/1341813912703004674 pre-heat the oven because the brexit deal is here
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you'd better not end up with a last minute deal. you've been teasing us with no-deal for years, you fuckers
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redleader posted:you'd better not end up with a last minute deal. you've been teasing us with no-deal for years, you fuckers
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working air berlin and the berlin walls into a joke except with a tunnel
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redleader posted:you'd better not end up with a last minute deal. you've been teasing us with no-deal for years, you fuckers If you were expecting anything but a last-minute capitulation and a wet fart of a Brexit, then you weren't paying attention.
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redleader posted:you'd better not end up with a last minute deal. you've been teasing us with no-deal for years, you fuckers You fool. CSPAM's accelerationist fantasies will never come to pass. Political science has been perfected. The checks and balances are in place, the pressure release valves are fully functional. Things will get progressively worse, our leaders more cartoonishly incompetent, at precisely the right rate to be normalized. We will always be two steps away from bloody revolution, five steps away from humanity's untapped psychic potential spontaneously blowing the heads off the ruling elite in a single moment of collective rage. When the last two humans on earth find the last scrap of calorific content, the man with the shinier shoes will take it and the other will be too polite to stop him.
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https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1341869025991733248 looks like the deal is a triumph who could have guessed it
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reminder harry cole was in a relationship with boris' current fiance until she had an affair with boris
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1341869025991733248 so this is just tabloids being tabloids or there's actually a deal that won't push the uk to the brink of national starvation?
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:so this is just tabloids being tabloids or there's actually a deal that won't push the uk to the brink of national starvation? For whatever it's worth the guardian is running it as their front page too. It looks like a deal *of some kind* is imminent?
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