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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Katt
Nov 14, 2017


Nice try. I once mocked demisexuals and people were all over me. I'm not touching any of these things for the rest of my life. Not falling for this again.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
What's Demisexual?

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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Skwirl posted:

What's Demisexual?
Not much what's demisexual with you

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vib Rib posted:

Not much what's demisexual with you

about 5 bucks

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Skwirl posted:

What's Demisexual?

Half the length of a semisexual

Senf
Nov 12, 2006


No thanks

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

orange juche posted:

We don't generally eat jellied eels in pie form though.

No but

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

That's not a thing 99% of Americans have ever eaten or even seen or read about.

What is that?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Skwirl posted:

That's not a thing 99% of Americans have ever eaten or even seen or read about.

What is that?

Something from Wisconsin or Minnesota somewhere cold and gross.

It's raw hamburger meat with a raw onion and that dude probably only knows about for the same reason I do, it's been doing the rounds the last few days because the states health department tweeted that it doesn't matter how small and local your butcher is they aren't healthy to eat.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Skwirl posted:

That's not a thing 99% of Americans have ever eaten or even seen or read about.

What is that?

Raw beef with onion.

Sometimes served with a raw egg on top. I had it once and it wasn't horrible but not the sum of the parts if cooked either.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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A hamburger with grilled onion and a fried egg is loving delicious, why the gently caress would you skip the part where you cook it?

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Skwirl posted:

A hamburger with grilled onion and a fried egg is loving delicious, why the gently caress would you skip the part where you cook it?

Getting salmonella to own the libs.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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I feel like a foreigner in my own country.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

No thank you

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Now, raw pork mett? Delicious

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I mean, steak tartare is a thing

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Skwirl posted:

That's not a thing 99% of Americans have ever eaten or even seen or read about.

What is that?

Same is true for jelly eels and the British. That was kind of my point.

Skwirl posted:

I mean, steak tartare is a thing

There are specific standards in place to avoid you getting sick from steak tartar. 'cannibal sandwich' is just store bought raw mince spread over bread.

Mega Comrade has a new favorite as of 10:32 on Dec 24, 2020

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:

A hamburger with grilled onion and a fried egg is loving delicious, why the gently caress would you skip the part where you cook it?

A well prepared and seasoned mett or steak tartare from fresh meat is way better than a hamburger.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Mega Comrade posted:

There are specific standards in place to avoid you getting sick from steak tartar. 'cannibal sandwich' is just store bought raw mince spread over bread.

I mean the same thing is pretty popular in Germany and surrounding countries and people aren't getting sick.

E: Deja vu, I had the exact same discussion in the Anti-Food Porn thread like a month ago

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008



That’s a Mettbrötchen

Sometimes people make a huge loaf of Mett in the shape of a hedgehog for some reason I’ll never know

scourgeofthe7bees has a new favorite as of 10:36 on Dec 24, 2020

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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steinrokkan posted:

A well prepared and seasoned mett or steak tartare from fresh meat is way better than a hamburger.

Having worked at restaurants that sold steak tartare and other restaurants that sold hamburgers that's a pretty hard "maybe?" from me.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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That picture in particular looks like something you're supposed to put in an oven

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Granted, the one in the picture doesn't look very good :effort:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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steinrokkan posted:

Granted, the one in the picture doesn't look very good :effort:

pop that in an oven at 350 until it looks cooked through and I would absolutely eat it.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

I had a look and it turns out there are huge amounts of British people that are convinced that our tiny cold island can be self sufficient...


For contrast, here's my personal harvest this year after a few weeks of growing things:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The UK probably could become more agriculturally self sufficient but that would require effort and money rather than cutting off the EU subsidy money and not replacing it.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

OwlFancier posted:

The UK probably could become more agriculturally self sufficient but that would require effort and money rather than cutting off the EU subsidy money and not replacing it.

It would be funny for us to try to watch everyone get confused why they suddenly can't buy strawberries during winter.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You could build a load of those big greenhouses they have in kent what makes the tomatoes but the nimby crowd would definitely hate that even more than looking at wind turbines.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

You could build a load of those big greenhouses they have in kent what makes the tomatoes but the nimby crowd would definitely hate that even more than looking at wind turbines.

They're apparently pretty good but located in thanet and no-one gives a poo poo about thanet.

Good luck trying to provide meat for the whole country though.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I see no reason the same logic could not be applied to cattle so we just have to grow cows vertically in large buildings, it's probably very easy and also a novel idea that nobody has thought of before and has no repercussions.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Katt posted:

Nice try. I once mocked demisexuals and people were all over me.
Really? Lol (at demisexuals (I am mocking them))

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I still don't know what demisexual means. I assume it's related to pansexual and bisexual, but that's just a guess.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Parasite Eve 2 had this big animal (like the size of an elephant or so) that produced electricity. It was attached to a big battery and had no usable limbs and was probably blind and immobile. You murder it with bullets to shut down some force field or something and the lesson 13 year old me took away from that was "We should make cows like that"

Immobile cow flesh cubes that can be stacked easily. Food goes in one port and waste comes out another.

Splicer posted:

Really? Lol (at demisexuals (I am mocking them))

You're going to get called a gatekeeper etc. Watch yourself. I think they have a flag too.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

drat it, I meant The Rise of Skywalker. My brain failed me. I loved TLJ, and I'll never see Rise of Skywalker because of the aforementioned strobing.
Oh uh if you liked TLJ not seeing RoS is probably for the best

Skwirl posted:

I still don't know what demisexual means. I assume it's related to pansexual and bisexual, but that's just a guess.
When a sexual loves a mortal sometimes the union is blessed

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Skwirl posted:

I still don't know what demisexual means. I assume it's related to pansexual and bisexual, but that's just a guess.

It's not. Basically it's someone who can only be sexually attracted to someone once they have formed an emotional bond.

In other words its a straight white cis person who wants to feel special and so they can claim they are a persecuted minority.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Skwirl posted:

I still don't know what demisexual means. I assume it's related to pansexual and bisexual, but that's just a guess.

I believe it refers to having what is essentially a highly conditional sex drive, so I suppose it would be partway towards asexuality. As asexuality certainly has common cause with LGBT people I don't really see a reason to be dismissive.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
It's an asexual person who will gently caress under special conditions?

Isn't that just being picky about who you gently caress?

Feels insulting to asexual people.

You're either an incel or a hot person with very specific standards.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean in the sense that I become straight when I am with someone of the opposite gender, I suppose.

There are certainly people who would argue that.

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