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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Regarde Aduck posted:

Weird how you never target the architects of Brexit and always fantasise about how much the working class is going to suffer.

Well yeah, he's a fascist.

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genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Jose posted:

the eu was alwasy going to win

In the sense that the only two possible results were no deal or the UK signing whatever piece of paper Barnier hands them, but the only real winners are the diplomats that get job security for permanent Brexit talks. I just can't see how anything gets settled in any real way.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


does britain at least get to keep the fish

where is the fish anyway, has anybody been keeping an eye on it

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Jose posted:

the eu was alwasy going to win
The EU was never gonna lose, but No Deal wouldn't be a win.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Dustcat posted:

does britain at least get to keep the fish

where is the fish anyway, has anybody been keeping an eye on it

Maybe the EU is going to give them all the fish, but they have to give up everything else.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






The EU gives them the fish, but takes away all the chip

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Potatoes aren't native to the blighted isles, they're too spicy for British folks palates.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

prefect posted:

Maybe the EU is going to give them all the fish, but they have to give up everything else.

boris attempts to sign free trade deals by having countries guess what's in his pocketses

kyojin
Jun 15, 2005

I MASHED THE KEYS AND LOOK WHAT I MADE

Dustcat posted:

where is the fish anyway, has anybody been keeping an eye on it

we regret to inform you the fish were imaginary all along

https://theecologist.org/2019/sep/25/cod-stocks-uk-risk-collapse

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



Merry Brexmas

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

CactusWeasle posted:

Apparently they are still talking about fish lmao

I saw somewhere that the difference in quotas between what the English want and what the EU want is about £56m. Brexit is going to knock hundreds of billions off the country's GDP.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



So, is freedom of movement still a thing?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Dustcat posted:

does britain at least get to keep the fish

where is the fish anyway, has anybody been keeping an eye on it

It's just down the road from me.



Sadly for the Brits it's in Northern Ireland, which is about to be annexed from the rest of the UK.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/DavidGHFrost/status/1342128236847886336?s=19

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Woke Pob posted:

It's just down the road from me.



Sadly for the Brits it's in Northern Ireland, which is about to be annexed from the rest of the UK.

:coolfish:

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



the greatest corncobbing in history

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Impressive they got this deal done while doing the standard Christmas eve half day

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


the sex ghost posted:

Impressive they got this deal done while doing the standard Christmas eve half day

the legendary method of "doing the whole semester coursework in one week" extrapolated to maximum

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Almost like...Brexit is...dumb...?

:thunk:

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Jarf posted:

Merry Brexmas

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Someone photoshop the mission accomplished banner over an endless queue of lorries

K9
May 6, 2007

get hosed boris

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I just want to know if Poles can go in and out of the UK as easily as before.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
UK Politics: fish IS sorted

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Samovar posted:

I just want to know if Poles can go in and out of the UK as easily as before.

No they're covered by the UK specific migration laws. Unsurprisingly unless you're a very rich Polish person or an agricultural labourer or give an incredible award winning performance that you really are only coming here on holiday it'll be tough to get in.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




namesake posted:

No they're covered by the UK specific migration laws. Unsurprisingly unless you're a very rich Polish person or an agricultural labourer or give an incredible award winning performance that you really are only coming here on holiday it'll be tough to get in.

what if you drive a lorry

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

poty posted:

there will be a deal. the current statements are bad theatre. if no deal was something they were considering at all they would have been hammering everyone about preparing for months

i really believe this and it will be a funny post to quote if im wrong

Congrats on showing us all up!

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

hail satan

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Squizzle posted:

what if you drive a lorry
You can come in any time you like, but you can never leave.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Samovar posted:

I just want to know if Poles can go in and out of the UK as easily as before.

The purges start on the 2nd.
If you don't have your British Passport, your poppy visible at all times, or don't know at least four verses of God Save the Queen, you will be deported.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Squizzle posted:

what if you drive a lorry

Hope your haulage company filled in all the new paperwork that's now required and wait for it to be processed so who knows.

I reckon we'll still be used Operation Stack for a while.

Attorney at Funk
Jun 3, 2008

...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.
in the end, it really was a fantastic year for britain

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Waiting for Boris to tear it up at the last minute tbh

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

So...does this mean you guys can actually eat come the new year?

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

An insane mind posted:

So...does this mean you guys can actually eat come the new year?

Assuming they can find food or a reasonable facsimile thereof, yes.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Aha! But we get to decide who comes in now! Who cares if all the international banks and manufacturers flee from us!

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

An insane mind posted:

So...does this mean you guys can actually eat come the new year?

That was never an actual problem.

The EU's had a planned stockpile of government cheese and pasta ready for airdrop since 2016-ish?

UNICEF is already doing relief efforts on Plague Island.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

endlessmonotony posted:

The EU's had a planned stockpile of government cheese and pasta ready for airdrop since 2016-ish?
Scuppered at the last moment when the Italians realize what the English call carbonara and immediately block it.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
just wait to see what they do when they find out about Asda cheesy pasta sauce

good thing they don't have nukes

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Merry brexmas everyone!!

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