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The constitution is not a living document, but the founders could not have foreseen this globalist takeover so we're going to have to update it in our heads to what it should be to accommodate this new reality
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So, the suggestion is that Conservatives create a landlocked, isolationist state which permits no immigration (except for those who follow the state's mandated ideology, which I would love to know how he intends to police. I presume that owning a Maga Hat is enough.), conducts no external trade, and has no military except for citizen militia. And that this state will eventually expand because its economic prosperity within this design will cause people to willingly join it. Brilliant stuff.
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Dec 25, 2020 01:56
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My favorite is how everyone is going to be so terrified of their AR-15s and .22LR rifles that they won't even try to oppose their Totally Legitimate Country with Blackjack and Hookers!
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Dec 25, 2020 01:58
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Jagged Jim posted:My favorite is how everyone is going to be so terrified of their AR-15s and .22LR rifles that they won't even try to oppose their Totally Legitimate Country with Blackjack and Hookers! It'll work out great as long as nobody invents the aero-plane!
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Dec 25, 2020 02:02
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Sanguinia posted:So, the suggestion is that Conservatives create a landlocked, isolationist state which permits no immigration (except for those who follow the state's mandated ideology, which I would love to know how he intends to police. I presume that owning a Maga Hat is enough.), conducts no external trade, and has no military except for citizen militia. And that this state will eventually expand because its economic prosperity within this design will cause people to willingly join it. Hey they can trade just only with state approval. It’s literally mercantilism.
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Dec 25, 2020 02:11
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No time to dive but here’s the alone on xmas thread: https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3918677/posts
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Dec 25, 2020 02:36
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It reminds me of those email forwards you used to see with stuff like “no more imports of foreign products! We can just buy everything at Walmart!” These people think “imports” means fancy French wine or Italian cheeses. Their understanding of the economy is literally like a child’s. Edit: just want to add - I’m not a fan of the current thread title, because it’s actually kind of a clever joke and thus doesn’t capture the essence of freep at all letthereberock fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Dec 25, 2020 |
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Dec 25, 2020 04:13
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letthereberock posted:It reminds me of those email forwards you used to see with stuff like “no more imports of foreign products! We can just buy everything at Walmart!” I'm as anti-touching-the-poop as anyone but I would sincerely love data on if they'd get the joke if it appeared. Not as some stupid haha I'm a coastal elite and go to plays thing harhar but because I really want to know.
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Dec 25, 2020 04:32
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DarklyDreaming posted:Ok there's a lot to unpack from this "Totally not a civil war" manifesto but holy poo poo in what universe does this guy live in where the blue states aren't the economic powerhouses of America? Ah, so Civil War 2 follows the same pattern as the first, I guess.
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Dec 25, 2020 04:50
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Pontius Pilate posted:
Every single line in this was somehow funnier than the last.
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Xiahou Dun posted:I'm as anti-touching-the-poop as anyone but I would sincerely love data on if they'd get the joke if it appeared. Not as some stupid haha I'm a coastal elite and go to plays thing harhar but because I really want to know. The quote is from a freeper's post.
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Dec 25, 2020 05:09
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Zwabu posted:The quote is from a freeper's post. O no I got that. It just doesn't tell me how the joke landed. I want data.
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Dec 25, 2020 05:11
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How a Trump announcement of election-related arrests in January would shake out (Or how Trump releases the Kraken)... The scene: The White House, January 6, 2021. On hand are President Trump, VP Pence, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, Acting Secretary of Defense Christopher C. Miller, Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Chad Wolf, White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, Acting Attorney General Jeffrey A. Rosen, General Anthony Tata, Ezra Cohen-Watnick, acting undersecretary for intelligence and retired Army General Michael Flynn. Also present is private attorney Sidney Powell. Conspicuously absent is Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, Gina Haspel; FBI Director Christopher Wray and the entire military Joint Chiefs of Staff. Only Fox News, One America News Network and NewsMax are covering the hastily called news conference at first, along with the pool reporter for the mainstream media news organizations. By the time the news conference ends in 45 minutes, CNN, the Washington Post, The New York Times and other leftwing news sources are still rushing journalists to the White House by the time it ends. "My fellow Americans," Trump begins, "what we witnessed November 3 was an unprecedented attempt at a coup, never seen before in these United States. It involved treason, treachery, and an unparalleled attempt by the Democratic Party to flat out cheat their way into the presidency. These brave men and women behind me, leaving no stone unturned, have uncovered a conspiracy never before seen in the United States. My fellow Americans, never before has a political party, with the overt assistance of a corrupt, biased media, attempted to flat out rob the American people of the rightful votes for president." A video begins to play behind Trump, showing Democratic Party Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer along with two men in masks. Water is dripping from Schumer's upper body, and the chair he was sitting in appeared to have been tipped over. A wet towel was nearby. "Of course we cheated," Schemer sobbed into a towel. "All our polls showed Trump winning by a large majority, it would have been worse than Reagan and Mondale," he said. Schemer went on to say that the Democratic Party plan had been foolproof. "Bezos promised us there wouldn't be any of that Woodward and Bernstein nonsense. And Zuck and Jack said the algorithms were set and ready to go," he added. The video ended with Schemer continuing to cry into his towel. "We have arrest warrants for treason for over 300 congressmen," Trump told the cameras. "Included in this bunch is California Senator Kamala Harris. We have additional arrest warrants for treason and other overt acts off war against 5,000 federal employees, including FBI agents, CIA operatives and members of the military." Another video begins to play showing Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman sitting at a table with a woman, who appears to be in the middle of questioning him. Vindman is admitting he falsely testified during the impeachment hearing in the video. "Hey, everyone who matters told me this was a good way to get Trump out of office," he told the woman. "They told me the, umm, other incident would be scrubbed from my record if I testified," he said. A loud gasp is heard from those reporters watching the video as the woman draws her service M9 from its holster, shooting Vindman once in the forehead. "Obviously," Trump dryly tells the assorted journalists gathered," we have a new sheriff in town." Trump relates that thousands of loyal FBI agents and federal marshals, along with various state police units and patriotic sheriffs departments are in the process of serving the thousands of arrest warrants. "Make no mistake," Trump says. "our military is at its highest alert and it would be foolish and suicidal for our enemies to perceive American weakness at this time." Trump also encouraged loyal and patriotic Americans to gather in the nation's capitol, along with various state capitols, to ensure terrorist groups such as Black Lives Matter and AntiFa are kept in check. "The gloves are off, folks," Trump said with a smile. "I've appointed Miss Powell as a special prosecutor to look into crimes committed by the terror groups Black Lives Matter and AntiFa prior to the election, along with state-sponsored voter fraud. We have already arrested hundreds of Democratic Party campaign officials who we know interfered in the November 3 election, and we expect hundreds of more arrests." Trump asked that armed, patriotic groups make their way to Washington DC to counter the expected large groups of protestors. "We expect thousands of so-called protestors to show up in our nation's capital," Trump said. "But I don't see a need to invoke martial law," he added. "These clowns hate guns and wouldn't know their way around a Glock or AR-15," he noted. "Our patriots are very familiar with firearms and I expect them to exercise their Second Amendment rights here in Washington DC while they drive these anti-American flag burners out of the capital," he said. As the news conference wrapped up, dozens of US Marshals began circulating through the crowd of journalists, arresting numerous reporters from various leftwing news organizations for treasonous acts... (To be continued)...
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Dec 25, 2020 05:19
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Pontius Pilate posted:How a Trump announcement of election-related arrests in January would shake out (Or how Trump releases the Kraken)... This is some top tier cringe, goddamn.
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Dec 25, 2020 05:45
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Ok the earlier one was a delusional fantasy but I am willing to bet money the author was jerkin it while he wrote that
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Dec 25, 2020 05:50
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Way too eloquent for Donny, 3/10 one-handed fanfic
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Dec 25, 2020 05:51
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Pontius Pilate posted:How a Trump announcement of election-related arrests in January would shake out (Or how Trump releases the Kraken)... So they’re just doing Turner Diaries fan fiction now?
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Dec 25, 2020 06:03
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Pontius Pilate posted:The military would be asked to make arrangements within 90 days and a separate military oversight would be set up within the AFUSA. The assets of the United States military located on AFUSA territory would be left to the discretion of the existing military oversight and it would be assumed that some if not all of these assets would go to the temporary control of the Occupied Zones under the fabrication of their continuing to be the legitimate government of the United States.
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Sarcastr0 posted:To: conservative98 I was drinking orange soda and this one made my nose hurt. They are aware Republicans are the ones that axed this, right?....Of loving course not, they probably thought is was all yes from their cronies and the Dems poo poo it up Sanguinia posted:So, the suggestion is that Conservatives create a landlocked, isolationist state which permits no immigration (except for those who follow the state's mandated ideology, which I would love to know how he intends to police. I presume that owning a Maga Hat is enough.), conducts no external trade, and has no military except for citizen militia. And that this state will eventually expand because its economic prosperity within this design will cause people to willingly join it. Yeah, history doesn't speak kind of countries that went isolationist. They tend to stagnate for a while, then decline. Or maybe he's just a fan of pre 1800's Japan? Pontius Pilate posted:one-handed fan fic Not much different from a few youtube videos i've seen where some rando claims things are happening but it's completely made up and laughable while all the comments are jacking it to every second. Kinda discouraging to see so many people so willing to be dumb for a fantasy that won't happen but "any day now!" SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Dec 25, 2020 |
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Dec 25, 2020 06:12
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:So they’re just doing Turner Diaries fan fiction now? Turner Diaries at least tried to teach its readers on how to start a revolution (As usual, left-wing revolutionary handbooks are infinitely more useful and morally better) This poo poo is just "Don't worry, Trump's gonna pull one last ace from his sleeve and everything will be fine. Go back to bed there are no antifas in your closet"
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Dec 25, 2020 06:14
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Also the first reply to the wanking screed was something like “Don’t forget the helicopters. Never forget the helicopters.”
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Dec 25, 2020 06:33
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SocketWrench posted:I was drinking orange soda and this one made my nose hurt. They are aware Republicans are the ones that axed this, right?....Of loving course not, they probably thought is was all yes from their cronies and the Dems poo poo it up Despite the fact that after Trump called for 2k checks, practically every Dem on Twitter went "Hell yeah we're ready to make that happen, we've got an amendment written up to do it if the Republicans approve it" and the fact that the only ones who rejected Pelosi's UC call to make it happen, right wingers are still blaming Pelosi and the Dems for not making it happen. The logic seems to be "Of course the Republicans rejected it because Pelosi wouldn't remove all the pork from it! Pelosi is the worst!" Honestly, I'm surprised that there haven't been Freepers saying that Trump doesn't want 2k checks and this is a 6D chess move to prove the Dems want to balloon the deficit and give undeserving poors free money and the only Republicans that actually support Trump are the ones who will vote against what Trump says he wants.
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Dec 25, 2020 07:10
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I always retreat from the obvious and my brain just skitters to things like... That's not how the Constitution works. That's not how you spell "Schumer"*. Clearly just rounding up the lefties will just make us hand out muesli or something because no other example of leftists exist where they stood up to the right. O and the not knowing how time works thing. I literally have to stealth-edit my posts to not have random Nazi poo poo. I'm thinking about punching Nazis with razor-bladed masks and then loving off to Germany the second I can. *Who is an rear end in a top hat but an rear end in a top hat by NY Dem standards (so we want to tar and feather him and not draw and quarter him).
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Dec 25, 2020 07:16
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Sanguinia posted:So, the suggestion is that Conservatives create a landlocked, isolationist state which permits no immigration (except for those who follow the state's mandated ideology, which I would love to know how he intends to police. I presume that owning a Maga Hat is enough.), conducts no external trade, and has no military except for citizen militia. And that this state will eventually expand because its economic prosperity within this design will cause people to willingly join it. here is my plan to defeat globalism: step one: simply create white wakanda
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Dec 25, 2020 07:32
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Mantis42 posted:here is my plan to defeat globalism: "whitekanda", clearly. If that pun's gonna be there someone should do something with it. Also, happy holidays!
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Dec 25, 2020 07:46
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mercenarynuker posted:Way too eloquent for Donny, 3/10 one-handed fanfic Yeah this struck me right away, like even if this ludicrous fantasy played out Trump would say something like "they're saying this is the greatest, well I mean benedict, well you know treason but, this is the greatest attempt, we and I say we but really Me, I stopped it, we did it together and people are saying to me, big strong men, they come up to me, these military guys, tough guys, you know, they say, well they cry, they cry and they hug me, they say "you stopped a war" and people, these people, these tough hombres, they are saying "greater than Lincoln", Lincoln, he had to fight a war, to stop them, to stop these, stop traitors, Democrats, but I won the war, without, well without firing a shot. They're saying. So. Well.
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I think the thing that gets me about that wank-fic is that I assume its not a starry-eyed comfort food kind of exercise, but rather is a point-by-point explanation of what he actually wants to see happen IN REAL LIFE, without hyperbole. Its not enough for him that the Senate Minority Leader would be tortured by waterboarding to extract a confession, he imagines that Trump would have video taped the torture, and staged the video taping so that when the confession was played live on TV that everyone watching would immediately KNOW that that was what happened. Its not enough that Vindman be given a summary execution for confessing to falsifying testimony in an impeachment hearing (which failed anyway), that summary execution needs to be broadcast to the world. A literal snuff film on the news. Its not enough that the US Military and Federal Police Forces fully back Trump after the presumed murder of the Joint Chiefs and heads of the CIA and FBI. Its not enough that the paid fake protestors and terrorists of Antifa and BLM are so incompetent and weak because they hate guns that he doesn't even feel the need to invoke Martial Law to shut them down with those military and police forces. He ALSO needs to call out the mob so the Red Hats get the chance to FINALLY, PERSONALLY spill the blood of minorities and liberals like they've been waiting so long for. He doesn't just expect Trump to triumph over the "Democratic Coup," he expects he will do it in a way which also provides him with all the horrible poo poo he's spent his entire life dreaming about on a silver platter. loving HITLER didn't put photos of executions and mass graves on the front pages of his drat newspapers, but that's not only what they want, its what they EXPECT IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOMETIME IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
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Dec 25, 2020 08:55
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It's the characterisation of trump like some kind of anime supervillain that's hilarious.
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Yeah, it's literally the first act of a "Bad Guy takes over the country and we've got to take it back!" story, but we're supposed to be rooting for the villain and his
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Like I get why they think it's cool because it is a cool bad guy thing to do but it's just so amazingly juvenile. And it's hilarious to think that 13 year old boys writing sephiroth fanfics have the exact same idea of cool as 80 year old race war lunatics.
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Martytoof posted:Ah yes, the time honoured “I’m drawing a line down the middle of the house, everything on my side is mine, stay on your own side” approach to governance. I do believe this worked well in I Love Lucy therefore — My mum and aunt did this with their bedroom when they were kids. Unfortunately for my aunt my mum's side had the door.
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Dec 25, 2020 11:46
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I "like" that they specify the soldier executing Vindman is a woman. Just to prove how good they are at equal opportunities. An enlightened dictator.
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canepazzo posted:I "like" that they specify the soldier executing Vindman is a woman. Just to prove how good they are at equal opportunities. An enlightened dictator.
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Sarcastr0 posted:Freepers in disarray. 
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Pontius Pilate posted:How a Trump announcement of election-related arrests in January would shake out (Or how Trump releases the Kraken)... didnt the republicans steal the 2000 election?
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Dec 25, 2020 15:18
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Sarcastr0 posted:Freepers in disarray. Can... someone explain this post from this thread to me? 
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Zwabu posted:Can... someone explain this post from this thread to me? Schizophrenia. I have no clue, but it looks like the "Bible code" stuff that a certain subset of fundies believe in: that secret prophetic messages are hidden in scripture or something like that.
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https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3918677/posts?page=1 Jeeeeeeeezus, I can't even schaden-enjoy this. I don't recommend reading the thread, it's just loving grim. Merry Christmas, Freep. Even the most horrible people on Earth deserve one day of happiness.
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Nope. I read that thread with a smile. These people are Nazis and their misery is one small shred of evidence that being a piece of poo poo of that magnitude does indeed have consequences.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Schizophrenia. I just noticed the "Goy to the World" in their signature tag, JFC.
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