haveblue posted:

At least they were right about Zybourne Clock

vyelkin posted:

He was a gamer boy
She said see ya later boy
We live in a
So-ci-e-ty

hurrrr² posted:

I just want to take this opportunity to say
gently caress YOU IAMCHRISMCCALL

and also wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no rules

























ok now i'm going to go shower and then go watch v for vendetta
peace

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Paladinus posted:

I'm glad someone tried to take Hitler down a peg.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/_KarenHao/status/1341025048132530186

Truman Peyote posted:

wtf would a machine learning algorithm for distributing vaccines to hospital employees even look like? what's the training data? how do they reinforce it? jfc this is stupid

haveblue posted:

the training data would be from the last time we had a pandemic of this magnitude so it turns out to favor new army recruits and disfavor Irish and Italians and nobody can figure out why

Platystemon posted:

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

That one japanese poet who tried to launch a fascist coup, but the army just laughed at him so he killed himself instead

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

What was his username

peanut posted:

It's slutty, very very slutty. Sempai will gag kohai with an unwrapped conbini onigiri and sodomize him with a KFC drumstick. Kohai keeps the tongari corn on his fingertips the whole night. They take different trains to work in the morning.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

20 pages but you know what PYF gently caress you. It is not ok to judge people because they have birth defects over which they have no control. I would have assumed better from PYF but no apparently you people need to be taught how to behave like compassionate human beings.

It is not the fault of the child that their parents were related and frankly the royal houses of Europe were as ignorant of genetics as anyone else was at the time.

jesus WEP posted:

would you like some fries with that hapsburger?

Force de Fappe posted:

Thanks for making me add "ahegao" to my Google search history, I'm sure my facebook ads will pick up in a coupla weeks

Elysiume posted:

Imagine the point at the end of an hour hand as it goes around the clock. It is always moving clockwise, but the point itself moves right then left, as well as down then up. If you view a screw from above as you screw it in, you'll see the same thing: a point along the top edge is moving to the right (from your perspective) and a point along the bottom edge is moving to the left.

Trevor Hale posted:

Righty tighty, not reichty tighty

Motronic posted:

Yes, surely risk vs. return is a complete sham and impossible to predict. If you're going to invest you might as well go all the way you fuckkin noob.

Pussy Pounder 9000 posted:

Go big or go home. Pound or be pounded, pussy.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Don't quote yourself, idiot. Especially when it isn't funny.

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

*yawns and lazily stretches* I just wonder what Seraph's up to

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

*yawns and lazily stretches* I just wonder what Seraph's up to

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I shoulda known.

Dude rolls about as well as a triangle.

Trevor Hale posted:

https://twitter.com/jagungal1/status/1341574646139813888?s=21

Conrad_Birdie posted:

I knew kangaroos were hard motherfuckers already but this drowning information is just CHILLING to me. I am truly unsettled.

NLJP posted:

They also choke our dogs

Knormal posted:

How interesting, the the US the euphemism is "choke the chicken".

Pussy Pounder 9000 posted:

Outrail posted:

Welcome to the forums Pussy Pounder 9000.

Outrail posted:

Also lurk some more.

Outrail posted:

Besos, bitcoin and quote thread. That's an interesting choice of first threads to poo poo in. I see a long posting future for you.

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

*yawns and lazily stretches* I just wonder what Seraph's up to

Pussy Pounder 9000 posted:

Better a triangle than a square.

Pussy Pounder 9000 posted:

10,000 years of Seraph84 owning fools on SA!

Goblin Craft posted:

ah, well. just let us know when it starts then.

Pussy Pounder 9000 posted:

The year is 2435. Seraph84 surveys the desperate, knowledge-starved band of nocoiner stragglers laid out before him in the Bitcoin thread. Once their numbers were great, and their arguments sound. Now, they speak only in barely-literate gibberish. Like the anti-vaxxers before them, they were long ago banned from all educational facilities. They howl their mantra once again: "Bitcoin is heading for a crash back down to 3 trillion dollars per btc any moment now! You'll see, we'll get the last laugh!"

They are so sure of themselves. In 4 nanoseconds Seraph registers 40,000 new accounts, and begins the next stage of the 10,000 year forum war.

Fartlancer posted:

I love anime babes

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EorayMel posted:

Garrand posted:

I see there doesn't appear to be a text limit on probation reasons

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

For twelve years you have been asking: whose rereg is this?

Medullah posted:

One of the most fun nights I had with some friends was a night we played Mortal Kombat, one person with a rock band guitar and the other with the drums.

redleader posted:

imagine having a language where one word could mean more than one thing!

hooman posted:

Witch won?

ewiley posted:

tribbledirigible posted:

It can't be mine, I rolled out!

Sally posted:

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

There are still two permabanned ghosts yet to come

Crumbskull posted:

got a nice tumler full of hot spiced apple cider and l;ike a shot (really two but shhh dont tell her) of goslings black seal 80 proof bermuda rum, post your favorite way to get your heat on as the nights get long and dark and cold

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