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I'm sorry, this is an Official Kickstarter Success.
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ultrafilter posted:Pizza Pocket Hoodie I lost it on the first line. Is your quality of life bad? Yes. Yes it is. How can pizza pocket hoodie help me with this?
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I think it's a pretty creative joke. I like it. I'm surprised people gave them money though.
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this is something that is very funny to run as a kickstarter, but very unfunny to buy and own.
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https://twitter.com/ohshitcircuit/status/1327462462153580545
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Dec 28, 2020 05:37
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There's some pro-tier Awful Kickstarter content in that Twitter thread.
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The Secret of Unicorns (Canceled) quote:What could Nikola Tesla, Aphantasia, Mental Sensory Perception, the Law of Attraction and Unicorns possibly have in common? And what is Mental Sensory Perception? It sounds like a professional term but it was actually made up by a guy with Aphantasia; he doesn't even have the ability of MSP. This guy also wrote a book about Nikola Telsa and only after he finished it, did he learn he had a remarkable disability he never knew existed, and it was what he wrote about Tesla before being diagnosed that actually helped him overcome what turned out to be an ability and not a disability at all. It was precisely this synchronicity that allowed the Secret of Unicorns to be written and everyone should really understand what this secret is, it will likely change your life in remarkable ways. quote:Risks and challenges
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https://twitter.com/ohshitcircuit/status/1327795816652685314?s=19 George "Snuggleyou" Bush. I'm loving dying over here.
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Elviscat posted:https://twitter.com/ohshitcircuit/status/1327795816652685314?s=19 In a world where the “Trumpy Bear” exists, this seems almost pure in comparison.
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https://www.frome.co/
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I keep getting this as a Facebook advert, it's the dumbest poo poo
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Tears In A Vial posted:I keep getting this as a Facebook advert, it's the dumbest poo poo That's where I found it, it's a helluva grift "Here's a bunch of lines that are a whole movie. That'll be $145 please"
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Len posted:That's where I found it, it's a helluva grift There are comments on the posts like "I wish they had The Matrix" or whatever, and within ten minutes the company spunks one out and they're ready to charge $80 for it.
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This is something I've seen film websites doing years ago as a way of examining the use of color in film (they called them "movie barcodes" back then), it's literally just something generated by running a video file through a program. It feels like it belongs in the 90s when people were way less computer savvy and were more easily roped in to low-effort computer-generated commercial art like magic eye pictures and those collages of hundreds tiny pictures that make up one big picture.
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https://zerowidthjoiner.net/movie-barcode-generator ta-dah Now go to a print shop and get it done for a 1/4 of the price
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Infinitum posted:https://zerowidthjoiner.net/movie-barcode-generator Time to start an Etsy shop
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Cable Guy posted:Seems popular... I just saw a commercial for this thing on Youtube. It's currently at ~1.22million US dollars for an initial goal of $15k and still has 33 days left. KickTraq projects at least 2.35million by the time it's over... dirby has a new favorite as of 03:34 on Jan 4, 2021 |
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 There's going to be a lot of gullible people in May who get that thing and are pissed to discover that the charging station doesn't actually come with a battery bank (lol) and the self-balancing cupholder won't work with anything bigger than toddler's sippy cup.
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Porfiriato posted:
 And I dunno, I just have end tables next to either side of the couch and they've got usb hubs sitting on them for charging purposes. And cup holding. Seems to work pretty well?
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Maybe, but all the promo pics show it with cups that look tiny, like espresso cup size (compare the size to the tangerine slices and M&Ms) and barely project beyond the surface of the console. Note that the one photo of a prototype with a non-self-balancing cupholder actually has a normal-sized glass tumbler in it. I'd say the pictures speak the truth a lot more than the vague assurance that it will hold something "taller". edit: actually some of the photos at the bottom literally show it with an espresso cup filling the holder lol
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Len posted:And I dunno, I just have end tables next to either side of the couch and they've got usb hubs sitting on them for charging purposes. And cup holding. Seems to work pretty well? BEHOLD! 
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Look at Richie Rich here with his folding table, too good for a stack of cardboard boxes are we?
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I have a backpack with a space for a power bank which makes sense because you might end up somewhere where you need power but don't have access to a plug. It doesn't make sense to have a charging station that runs off a power bank in something that just sits on your couch.
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I've been approaching the pro tier of lazy-as-gently caress this past year and I don't even use the storage and cupholders built into my couch because they're more awkward than just setting stuff on the stool beside it. Also I had to go out of my way last year to buy a couch that doesn't plug into the wall to charge stuff, and I'm happy with that decision. Anyways, this advice to simplify your life is a true bargain compared to the Couch Console at only $69.99, thank you for your support
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If your couch tray is always running out of battery power to charge your phone you should get our couch with an integrated couch tray wireless charger. Are we sure this isn't one of those comedic joke kickstarters? Selling spill proof baby bowls for couch gamers reads like a fake ad from a penny arcade knockoff.
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To be honest, I'm always shocked at how many people seem to always be running around with a phone that's near dead. I guess it's just a way for them to keep their phone not dead while not having to hunt down a phone charger (which these people almost always never have on hand as well)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/3rb8zi/the_average_color_of_every_frame_of_a_given_movie/ - November 2015 And the top voted post for that thread from 5+ years ago is "Wow, I kinda want a printed version of my favourite movie framed on my wall".
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ErrEff posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/3rb8zi/the_average_color_of_every_frame_of_a_given_movie/ - November 2015 Oh so it's the techbro grift of bots responding to "I'd buy this on a t-shirt!" tweets
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13Pandora13 posted:Do you like Edgar Allen Poe? Do you like nude photography of dubious quality that's possibly just a poly quadrangle acting out an exhibitionist roleplay fantasy? Round II: do you want some really questionable digital tarot cards? ...do you want it bundled with an erotic telling of the Raven?
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13Pandora13 posted:Round II: do you want some really questionable digital tarot cards? My answer was "no" the first time
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13Pandora13 posted:...do you want it bundled with an erotic telling of the Raven? And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each beef curtain Thrilled me — gave me such fantastic boners, never felt before;
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Sweevo posted:And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each beef curtain Quoth the maven: "Never whore".
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13Pandora13 posted:Round II: do you want some really questionable digital tarot cards? I’m only interested in an erotic telling of The Tell-Tale Heart. Imagine the possibilities!
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Blue Moonlight posted:I’m only interested in an erotic telling of The Tell-Tale Heart. quote:"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the throbbing of his hideous cock!"
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13Pandora13 posted:Round II: do you want some really questionable digital tarot cards? Wow. I had not realized that the goal on the erotic telling of the raven was only $30 (that it did not raise).
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How is that drat couch console a 1.7 million dollar idea
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Blue Moonlight posted:I’m only interested in an erotic telling of The Tell-Tale Heart. Instead hiding a body, he's trying to hide his mistress. Written by the guy who made Hitmen for Destiny and Trixie Slaughteraxe for President.
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13Pandora13 posted:Round II: do you want some really questionable digital tarot cards? All I've ever wanted is a full tarot deck, but the art is pictures from a 1960s nudie deck, and somehow I've never come across one.
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