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I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

BiggerBoat posted:

You sure they haven't? I'm not about to go look.

God...I'm old enough to remember when Vanessa Williams got stripped of her Ms. America crown for doing a lesbian photo shoot for Penthouse, when Gary Hart's political presidential ambitions were crushed by him having a mistress and when Pee Wee Herman was a laughing stock for jacking in a porn theater. Now we have a defined career trajectory that goes from online fetish model to butt loving and, more than likely, your own reality TV show just waiting for you and a president who's being sued by the porn stars he banged.

Were like this close to having your sex tape be a resume entree.

Her previous career was being almost naked, though. It�s not really a swerve except that she messed with some nazi masturbators for a while to build her brand first. I�d be lying if I said I wasn�t a little curious about her hardcore videos, and I don�t even know what she looks like, or anything about her other than her earlier trolling.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 03:37

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# ? May 26, 2024 12:49

Fumaofthelake: Dec 30, 2004; Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?

These days it�s honestly kind of quaint that Pee Wee got in so much trouble for jerking off in the jerk off theater

# ? Dec 29, 2020 04:56

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Her previous career was being almost naked, though. It�s not really a swerve except that she messed with some nazi masturbators for a while to build her brand first. I�d be lying if I said I wasn�t a little curious about her hardcore videos, and I don�t even know what she looks like, or anything about her other than her earlier trolling.

look at this horny. disgraceful. sickening. wash away your filth and come back to lol at chuds dying

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:03

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

Fumaofthelake posted:

These days it�s honestly kind of quaint that Pee Wee got in so much trouble for jerking off in the jerk off theater

was this before or after he did mystery men?

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:04

Fumaofthelake: Dec 30, 2004; Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?

Mr Interweb posted:

was this before or after he did mystery men?

About a decade before Mystery Men. I know he had some other roles in the interim but I think MM was a big part of his comeback.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:09

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

I was 13 at the time so the idea that you could be prosecuted for masturbating was pretty terrifying.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:22

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Now he could probably make an onlyfans where people would pay to watch him jack off. He�d have to do it as pee wee to get me to subscribe, but it�s an option.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:34

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Now he could probably make an onlyfans where people would pay to watch him jack off. He�d have to do it as pee wee to get me to subscribe, but it�s an option.

That's one hell of a reunion special.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:37

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

It wouldn�t be the same without Captain Carl, honestly.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:40

Joey Steel: Jul 24, 2019

BiggerBoat posted:

You sure they haven't? I'm not about to go look.

God...I'm old enough to remember when Vanessa Williams got stripped of her Ms. America crown for doing a lesbian photo shoot for Penthouse, when Gary Hart's political presidential ambitions were crushed by him having a mistress and when Pee Wee Herman was a laughing stock for jacking in a porn theater. Now we have a defined career trajectory that goes from online fetish model to butt loving and, more than likely, your own reality TV show just waiting for you and a president who's being sued by the porn stars he banged.

Were like this close to having your sex tape be a resume entree.

Kim Kardashian got her start with a sex tape, right?

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:50

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

https://i.imgur.com/plsI9j4.mp4

# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:59

Qoey: Jun 2, 2014

Joey Steel posted:

Kim Kardashian got her start with a sex tape, right?

I mean, technically, but her original foot in the door was her dad being OJ's lawyer. The sex tape made her more famous, though, for sure

# ? Dec 29, 2020 06:02

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Kim got her start being rich as gently caress

# ? Dec 29, 2020 06:03

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

BiggerBoat posted:

You sure they haven't? I'm not about to go look.

God...I'm old enough to remember when Vanessa Williams got stripped of her Ms. America crown for doing a lesbian photo shoot for Penthouse, when Gary Hart's political presidential ambitions were crushed by him having a mistress and when Pee Wee Herman was a laughing stock for jacking in a porn theater. Now we have a defined career trajectory that goes from online fetish model to butt loving and, more than likely, your own reality TV show just waiting for you and a president who's being sued by the porn stars he banged.

Were like this close to having your sex tape be a resume entree.

Waiting for the era when your SSBI gets kicked for being too clean so they automatically think you're a spy since everyone's done stupid poo poo on the internet.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 06:20

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Lib and let die posted:

i've been the computer toucher, the cabling toucher, and the contract toucher. breaking news, bud: it's all hosed unless you're PMC

Please stop using the term PMC. It obscures the need for unity across the working class, replacing it with a liberal belief in an ever-growing multitude of classes. Income is not a class signifier.

Just use the term class traitor where appropriate.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 06:31

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Please stop using the term PMC. It obscures the need for unity across the working class, replacing it with a liberal belief in an ever-growing multitude of classes. Income is not a class signifier.

Just use the term class traitor where appropriate.

I prefer the far more exclusive and predicative term "labor aristocracy" which constitutes not a majority, but enough of the working class in the capitalist west to preclude the formation of any real class solidarity absent the collapse of the liberal party and its subsequent takeover by revolutionaries

# ? Dec 29, 2020 06:34

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Epic High Five posted:

I prefer the far more exclusive and predicative term "labor aristocracy" which constitutes not a majority, but enough of the working class in the capitalist west to preclude the formation of any real class solidarity absent the collapse of the liberal party and its subsequent takeover by revolutionaries

That term has a different meaning though, encompassing a far larger (though shrinking) group than the term "PMC". The latter term being preferred among some because it does not include the speaker, presumably.

It is a better term though, because it attacks a structural problem while maintaining the fact that the group in question is and always will be labor.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 06:49

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

It's me, I'm the Posting Master Class and I deserve all the capital

# ? Dec 29, 2020 07:15

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Please stop using the term PMC. It obscures the need for unity across the working class, replacing it with a liberal belief in an ever-growing multitude of classes. Income is not a class signifier.

Just use the term class traitor where appropriate.

The whole point of it is to create an image of �true� or �authentic� labor made up entirely of white Quincy longshoremen in their 50s with creased faces who are crass and bigoted but have had tough lives and must be pandered to in ways that reveal racial justice or inclusivity as the mark of soft-handed ivy-league pretenders.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 07:38

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

If you work for a living you are working class. If others work for your living you arent. If you dont own capital you arent a capitalist. It's the most basic stuff there is

# ? Dec 29, 2020 07:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

as a car owner, i hold capital thanks to uber,

# ? Dec 29, 2020 08:00

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

anyway here's some boomers realizing that their covid conspiracy and for-sure trump voting lost them access to their grandkids and immediately alienated them from their family next door and will maybe even be dying soon, courtesy of the r/relationships thread:

After months of strict quarantine for my (29f) parents' health, I found out they attended a "illegal underground" bowling alley on Christmas day with near 100 people. What do I do here?

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I live in a place where lockdowns are very strict, no gyms, no indoor eating, etc...

My dad is diabetic from being morbidly obese (over 400lbs at his highest, down to about 310) and my mom has severe asthma. To say we've taken covid seriously would be an understatement. My parents and my family (husband, 2 kids) live right next door and we decided early on that it was far more important for my parents to have grandkid time than it was for us to go out. My husband took a demotion at work to work exclusively from home and I accelerated a masters degree program so as to get it done while we were all at home. My parents would watch our kids most days but other than that, we have had zero (and I mean literally zero) outside contact. I know we are going a little stir crazy.

After we did presents yesterday morning I noticed my parent's were very antsy to get out of there. I figured they were just not feeling good and they went home. I waited about 2 hours and went over to check on them and they didn't answer the door. I initially figured they were taking a nap and let them be. About 2 hours later I noticed a strange car in their driveway and my parents were hugging their two best friends (Dennis and Fran). I called my mom and asked what was going on, she said "nothing" and asked if we wanted to come over for pie. I told her I just saw her hugging Dennis and Fran and wanted to know what was going on. She told me to mindmy business and hung up. I was so upset that I went over and told them that I deserved to know whats going on.

Basically what they told me is that Dennis and Fran had convinced them that Covid was a plot to steal the election and they were no longer going to be held back by "my" stupid rules for living. Their other friend own a bowling alley and they had opened it up to about 100 friends and good customers for a christmas day party. I asked them how they could do this to me and my husband, we sacrificed so much so they could be with the kids. My mom then accused me of taking advantage of them to get free child care. I started crying immediately because that isn't what happened, they wanted this so they could continue to see the kids. My mom told me I was being dramatic as always and I needed to grow up. I asked them if they were at least going to get a covid test since they had so much exposure. She said that it was time I went home, did my research and no she would never take a covid test because at worst its a cold. I told her she realized that the kids can't come over now. She said that she is just as involved in my kids lives as we are and they will see them whenever they want. I basically just left because I couldn't even believe what I was hearing.

I mean what do I do here?

I know the bowling alley they are talking about, should I report it?

My kids will be shattered if they can't see their grandparents and my son's 2nd birthday is on Monday and my parents had ordered an incredible amount of baby Yoda stuff for him.

I mean, I am so upset by how much we sacrificed (husband took a 10k a year pay cut, I started a masters program I wasn't ready for) and our lives our different because we wanted to be with my parents. How do I deal with this?

edit: this is my first ever reddit submission (lots of comments on my favorite sub) and no idea people responded in dms this much, but since they are all the same question...masks were not required, my mom said "some people" wore them.

Edit2: I called our county health department Covid hotline and the lady told Me they get hundreds of reports like the bowling alley every day and she�ll make a note but it�s very likely that they don�t have the Manpower to even call the bowling alley to see what happened. No wonder the pandemic will kill a million people in this country.

lol immediately change your locks

# ? Dec 29, 2020 08:06

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Eat all boomers

Even their meat is probably worthless though because of poor diet and lack of exercise

# ? Dec 29, 2020 09:08

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Fine, I'll be the one to stick my neck out here and show my class ignorance.

What the gently caress is a PMC? Google and Wiki give like three dozen possible meanings, none of which seem to fit here.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 09:25

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

it's a Private Military Contractor

like blackwater, or the united states aerospace industry

# ? Dec 29, 2020 09:32

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

If you work for a living you are working class. If others work for your living you arent. If you dont own capital you arent a capitalist. It's the most basic stuff there is

# ? Dec 29, 2020 09:46

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Powered Descent posted:

Fine, I'll be the one to stick my neck out here and show my class ignorance.

What the gently caress is a PMC? Google and Wiki give like three dozen possible meanings, none of which seem to fit here.

"professional-managerial class"

# ? Dec 29, 2020 10:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

no it's definitely Private Military Contractor

anyone using that differently is more sure using it incorrectly

# ? Dec 29, 2020 10:53

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

FFT posted:

"professional-managerial class"

Also "political/media class", to describe that whole wonkosphere where they spend months tying themselves in knots coming up with an elaborate system of tax credits, employer-provided benefits and weird marketisation because just giving poor people money might mean someone somewhere gets something they don't "deserve".

# ? Dec 29, 2020 11:07

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no it's definitely Private Military Contractor

anyone using that differently is more sure using it incorrectly

i absolutely agree

# ? Dec 29, 2020 11:22

miniscule12: Jan 8, 2020; HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

It's the contemporary "lumpen proletariat" now that we've decided that sex workers the homeless and the incarcerated are good now.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 11:26

palindrome: Feb 3, 2020

pmc is ambiguous, yes.

palindrome has issued a correction as of 22:53 on Dec 29, 2020

# ? Dec 29, 2020 11:31

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no it's definitely Private Military Contractor

anyone using that differently is more sure using it incorrectly

# ? Dec 29, 2020 11:33

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Now he could probably make an onlyfans where people would pay to watch him jack off. He’d have to do it as pee wee to get me to subscribe, but it’s an option.

"HEH HEH!"

# ? Dec 29, 2020 12:31

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# ? Dec 29, 2020 12:42

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# ? Dec 29, 2020 12:47

doingitwrong: Jul 27, 2013

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

anyway here's some boomers realizing that their covid conspiracy and for-sure trump voting lost them access to their grandkids and immediately alienated them from their family next door and will maybe even be dying soon, courtesy of the r/relationships thread:

After months of strict quarantine for my (29f) parents' health, I found out they attended a "illegal underground" bowling alley on Christmas day with near 100 people. What do I do here?

lol immediately change your locks

Jesus. That�s horrible.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 12:56

AkumaHokoru: Jul 20, 2007

As a lewd boy I have to say all of us exist because of loving. it isnt dirty it isnt shameful. People need to ditch that loving puritan bullshit already. This poo poo is why we still have people who are rear end backwards about relationships and sex.
it leads to the kind of culture that shelters sex criminals like trump.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 13:12

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no it's definitely Private Military Contractor

anyone using that differently is more sure using it incorrectly

A private military contractor?!

# ? Dec 29, 2020 14:16

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# ? May 26, 2024 12:49

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

AkumaHokoru posted:

As a lewd boy I have to say all of us exist because of loving. it isnt dirty it isnt shameful. People need to ditch that loving puritan bullshit already. This poo poo is why we still have people who are rear end backwards about relationships and sex.
it leads to the kind of culture that shelters sex criminals like trump.

Post this on every wall in America

# ? Dec 29, 2020 14:23

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