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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PinheadSlim posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBVY1oP5NmM (A cafe where the guy making food is a former professional wrestler who does magic tricks and breathes fire to impress teens)


Man I want a cafe like that! All we get are pretentious hipsters, MAMILS or Karens socializing away on their rich husbands money.

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Platystemon posted:

“dipped several times into whale oil”

Sperm whale oil was allegedly also one of the best cutting fluids for machining before modern emulsified cutting oils were developed.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Elissimpark posted:

I love the margarine one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWwhX-8-MsE

Aside from dudes rolling around giant tubs of margarine in a factory setting without any food safety, the sources of the oil certainly are interesting.

(I found this one while wondering why there's no margarine any more, just "table spread". Interestingly, to legally be margarine, a spread requires a minimum 80% fat (at least, in Australia) and most have much less these days.)

The thought about killing whales to make margerine is just too depressing :(

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



haveblue posted:

Sir Terry’s last act was pretty OSHA, he requested that the hard disk with his unfinished work be smashed by a steam roller

A single tear rolls down Kevin J. Anderson's cheek.

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

CaptainSarcastic posted:

The toaster oven chat from earlier made me remember when we had a toaster oven when I was a kid, and the most distinct memory of it that I have is that it absolutely sucked at toasting bread. The cheap-rear end toaster we had at the time was much better. And, I just realized, I still have that ancient loving toaster and it STILL works fine. Thing must around 40 years old at this point and still going strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
tl;dw old toaster is better than your loving toaster.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


DelphiAegis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
tl;dw old toaster is better than your loving toaster.

I love this video whenever it is posted. All of Technology Connections videos are amazing.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Likewise we have an old style rice cooker, no modern crap in it, lasts forever.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I have an old‐style rice cooker.

It’s a pot.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Platystemon posted:

I have an old‐style rice cooker.

It’s a pot.

A pot can't cook anything.

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

Humphreys posted:

I love this video whenever it is posted. All of Technology Connections videos are amazing.

I would say he's delightful to put on in the background while you do other stuff (and he is!) but if you turn on captions, he fully self-captions every episode and does jokes using them and on-screen popup captions as well.

To be honest, he very much gives me a turbo-encabulator vibe. That is to say, totally serious sounding but is really a comedic act.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



DelphiAegis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
tl;dw old toaster is better than your loving toaster.

I have had a couple Sunbeam Radiants, and rebuilt one. The technology is relatively simple, yet elegant. It actually registers the albedo of the toast, and when the correct shade is reached, triggers it to stop. The raise/lower is a bimetal spring.

Every other toaster is just a timer.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

haveblue posted:

...how did whatever he was trying to reach get up there if the stock picker doesn’t work in that position

I figure either it was put up there before the yard settled enough to make it a problem, it was put up there by someone with a relaxed attitude to safety, or someone found the one spot where the ground was just barely flat enough for the stock picker to grudgingly lift them.

But, yeah, god, I'm not even our safety rep(our actual one does suck poo poo and doesn't do his job, though), but I'm always baffled by the dumb loving things people do when I'm not literally there to tell them not to.

Like, I've seen people using a wheeled cart with no brakes to reach a high shelf... when there was literally a stepladder leaning against the opposite side of the aisle, within loving arm's reach. Yesterday I had to bawl out one of the department heads for using the forks of a loving forklift instead of a stepladder. Like goddamn, man, are you THAT eager to brain yourself on the other fork when you inevitably fall one day? And a new employee told me how his ex-employer had pressured him into accepting a bribe in return for not reporting that he'd gotten run over by a loving forklift at his old job, which likely also meant the accident hadn't been reported, which will give him some real loving issues if it develops into a medical problem down the line.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Lazyhound posted:

then molten lead, which is wiped off bare-handed

After knocking off the excess by banging the sword on the edge of the bath.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

PurpleXVI posted:

run over by a loving forklift

That reminds me of one of my first jobs out of high school where I got sort of run over by a forklift and I felt bad about it because I should have been more attentive of where the forklift was. In retrospect that was probably partially true, but the guy should have looked in the direction of travel before he started moving from a standstill. gently caress that place in general for management pressuring me to climb racks to knock some product down off an unbalanced pallet on a third tier rack

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

That reminds me of one of my first jobs out of high school where I got sort of run over by a forklift and I felt bad about it because I should have been more attentive of where the forklift was. In retrospect that was probably partially true, but the guy should have looked in the direction of travel before he started moving from a standstill. gently caress that place in general for management pressuring me to climb racks to knock some product down off an unbalanced pallet on a third tier rack

I remember being 15 and put on a pallet strapped to a forklift that hoisted me 12 feet into the air. They needed someone to grab some cereal boxes in the warehouse of the grocery store and chose me since I was the smallest guy there. There was absolutely no safety protocols followed, and they could have injured/killed me just because I was a dumb minor who didn't know to say "no."

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

PinheadSlim posted:

British Pathe videos are fantastic sources of OSHA, misogyny, and a fascinating window into old British culture. Here's a couple that are less offensive and more hilarious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRsFFB0VN-o (False beard making, which was apparently popular enough for the manufacturer to have a 4 month waiting list)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBVY1oP5NmM (A cafe where the guy making food is a former professional wrestler who does magic tricks and breathes fire to impress teens)

But for a more OSHA flavor check out the one on swordmaking. Lol when they sharpen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtpMAUf65UQ

Sometimes they got an exciting one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdrISbwy_zI

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

PainterofCrap posted:

I have had a couple Sunbeam Radiants, and rebuilt one. The technology is relatively simple, yet elegant. It actually registers the albedo of the toast, and when the correct shade is reached, triggers it to stop. The raise/lower is a bimetal spring.

Every other toaster is just a timer.

It registers the temperature of the soon-to-be-toast, not the albedo. Which is why there is guards for the sensor so it doesn't flag and trip the circuit early. Try it with wheat toast and you'll get the same perfect toast every time.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

That reminds me of one of my first jobs out of high school where I got sort of run over by a forklift and I felt bad about it because I should have been more attentive of where the forklift was. In retrospect that was probably partially true, but the guy should have looked in the direction of travel before he started moving from a standstill. gently caress that place in general for management pressuring me to climb racks to knock some product down off an unbalanced pallet on a third tier rack

You got partially forkfuckled.

Truck crash last night or this morning in Toronto.



https://toronto.citynews.ca/2021/01/05/highway-401-tractor-trailer-crash/

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Every logistics company slogan looks extremely excellent on a truck that's crushed itself and is hanging half off the road.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Over 860 crew went down with that ship. Cameraman was on HMS Valiant, a sister ship to Barham.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dick Trauma posted:

Over 860 crew went down with that ship. Cameraman was on HMS Valiant, a sister ship to Barham.

Ugh. The ship is SWARMING with doomed sailors on the side of the hull right before the explosion.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Nocheez posted:

I remember being 15 and put on a pallet strapped to a forklift that hoisted me 12 feet into the air. They needed someone to grab some cereal boxes in the warehouse of the grocery store and chose me since I was the smallest guy there. There was absolutely no safety protocols followed, and they could have injured/killed me just because I was a dumb minor who didn't know to say "no."

:gonk:

Jesus loving Christ.

Is Staplerfahrer Klaus no longer required watching for getting a forklift cert?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Machines taking everyone's jobs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKJB2f7GaYw

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/fU3vSdm.mp4

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Flame_Falls

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


How to ignite a gas flare from a safe distance:

https://i.imgur.com/4cPaqHP.mp4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Why doesn't it just have a spark plug?

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Kith posted:

How to ignite a gas flare from a safe distance:

https://i.imgur.com/4cPaqHP.mp4

:rock:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

Why doesn't it just have a spark plug?

Why would you use a spark plug when you can shoot guns at it??? :confused:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Kith posted:

How to ignite a gas flare from a safe distance:

https://i.imgur.com/4cPaqHP.mp4

That job and "Sailor who fired the grenade launcher to send a line over to a ship for an underway replenishment" have to be fun jobs. Or really lovely and getting to do that is the one perk.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Cthulu Carl posted:

That job and "Sailor who fired the grenade launcher to send a line over to a ship for an underway replenishment" have to be fun jobs. Or really lovely and getting to do that is the one perk.

I really want to be the guy who shoots a howitzer at snowy mountains to trigger avalanches on purpose. Hell I'd pay to do it.

Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013
To hell with climbing up there every time the igniter gets corroded and needs replacing, shooting a flare out of a gun is way more fun than pressing a button anyway.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Best of both worlds, shoot the button with the gun!

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Effective-Disorder posted:

To hell with climbing up there every time the igniter gets corroded and needs replacing, shooting a flare out of a gun is way more fun than pressing a button anyway.

I was gonna say that spark ignition controlers are like a hundred bucks, but yeah gently caress having to maintain that poo poo in a salt air environment. 12ga and a box of flare shells.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

PinheadSlim posted:

I really want to be the guy who shoots a howitzer at snowy mountains to trigger avalanches on purpose. Hell I'd pay to do it.

I think some crews toss bombs onto the snow from helicopters LOL

EDIT: "What are you doing this weekend?" Oh, not much, just hand-fusing 50 pound bundles of explosives wrapped in duct tape, lighting them, then chucking them out of a helicopter."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJkZgjrzJ40

Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jan 6, 2021

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Cthulu Carl posted:

I think some crews toss bombs onto the snow from helicopters LOL

EDIT: "What are you doing this weekend?" Oh, not much, just hand-fusing 50 pound bundles of explosives wrapped in duct tape, lighting them, then chucking them out of a helicopter."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJkZgjrzJ40

I knew a 20ish dude who put his sick cat Ninja in a backpack and went trudging over active avalanche flows trying to get to the vet while the wildlife troopers in the helicopter were dropping those bombs.

The troopers had to actually arrest him because when they landed he refused to voluntarily turn around. He wanted to get his cat to that vet.

He was a nice guy. A bit weird, but nice. The cat was super cute.

Edit: ha found the article, with a picture of Ninja!
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/article/woman-says-she-tried-cross-richardson-highway-closed-due-avalanches-save-her-cat/2014/01/30/

Double edit: I found a video of the avalanche the knucklehead was scrambling over with his backpack cat. https://youtu.be/ijeHF0MWoyc

BigHead fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Jan 6, 2021

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

BigHead posted:

I knew a 20ish dude who put his sick cat Ninja in a backpack and went trudging over active avalanche flows trying to get to the vet while the wildlife troopers in the helicopter were dropping those bombs.

The troopers had to actually arrest him because when they landed he refused to voluntarily turn around. He wanted to get his cat to that vet.

He was a nice guy. A bit weird, but nice. The cat was super cute.

Edit: ha found the article, with a picture of Ninja!
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/article/woman-says-she-tried-cross-richardson-highway-closed-due-avalanches-save-her-cat/2014/01/30/

Pro click, would make a great animated movie if you took some artistic licenses with the details.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kith posted:

How to ignite a gas flare from a safe distance:

https://i.imgur.com/4cPaqHP.mp4

well that looks really fun

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PinheadSlim posted:

I really want to be the guy who shoots a howitzer at snowy mountains to trigger avalanches on purpose. Hell I'd pay to do it.

Howitzer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BPcqIL0KY

Or tank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLfboCceGA

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Lights automatically turn off in lab with live virus (MA) (self.legaladvice)

quote:

I sometimes work in a high security lab with pathogens up to BSL3 (e.g. concentrated SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19) that has automated overhead lighting. The most secure labs with the more dangerous pathogens have no windows or natural light and are located deep in the building. In the past, the secure labs were lit 24/7, and less secure labs and common areas (including bathrooms with showers) were lit 12 hours/day. We have asked them to either make all lights on 24/7 or give us manual control many times over the years, starting with our direct supervisor, to the facility manager and going up to the director. Nothing was ever done.

Instead, the building recently changed the most secure lab lights from 24/7 on to only being on for 12 hours. We found this out when someone got stuck in the lab with infectious samples in a full suit and the lights went out on them. There is no manual switch inside to turn them on. In order to turn on the lights, we have to go through a full disinfection and PPE doffing (full body suits + PAPR unit), and exit the lab area, and even then, the light will automatically turn off after an hour. The building is open for work 24/7, and we have been working long, hard hours as we are processing samples from a certain pandemic. (Side note: We are all very tired and this has taken our stress levels to new heights)

At this point we feel we have exhausted our options to fix this internally. While this is not the only major issue we have, this is one that seems like a crystal clear safety violation - especially now that it put one of us at direct risk with literal virus in hand. We do not have a union. Is OSHA the next step here? Is there another state or federal entity that can force them to fix this? I'd like to get this information and/or a complaint prepared to give them one last chance to fix things.

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

And I thought the automatic lights going off while pooping was annoying!

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