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mailorder bees! posted:west vagina mons mama
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Jan 5, 2021 21:02
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mailorder bees! posted:west vagina C*ntry roads take me home |
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Jan 5, 2021 21:05
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Finger Prince posted:C*ntry chodes take me home ftfy
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Jan 5, 2021 22:18
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A group of friends playing a game: You put iTunes on shuffle, listen to a song, and then Allie fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Jan 7, 2021 |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:30
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It’s all just potholes in the treads, friend. …as a fictious famous Irishman writer once said. Allie fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Jan 7, 2021 |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:31
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Premise: The episode starts out with the world, Allie fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jan 7, 2021 |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:31
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just a bunch of pictures of berries with a one word review like "sweet!" "juicy" "POISON"
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Jan 6, 2021 03:32
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Dear headless rider,
Allie fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jan 7, 2021 |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:32
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One Canuck to another: “I think we’re in violent agreement, friend-o.” “Oh yeah?” *”Oh yeah?!”* “Oh yeah.” “Oh yeah…” |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:36
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A movie that ends on the most awful notes, when you were expecting narrative redemption. Long pause, blank screen. … Allie fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Jan 6, 2021 |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:37
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Dear K,
Allie fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jan 7, 2021 |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:38
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There are few things more frustrating than
Allie fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Jan 7, 2021 |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:43
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Milde posted:A movie that ends on the most awful notes, when you were expecting narrative redemption. A movie ends saying "stay after the credits for an Easter egg!" And after the credits roll, it just rolls the entire film again in reverse |
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Jan 6, 2021 03:48
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I'm working on a series of leagues that turn regular sports into blood sports. Like baseball but with billiard balls. Or scythed Nascar racing. |
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Jan 6, 2021 16:39
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Bright Bart posted:I'm working on a series of leagues that turn regular sports into blood sports. Like baseball but with billiard balls. Or scythed Nascar racing. I have often advocated for a rule that would allow an NFL team—once per game—to substitute any single player on the field with a wild animal. which would you pick? eagle wide receiver? rhinoceros running back? cheetah free safety? it really depends on the flow of the game. |
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Jan 7, 2021 05:10
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George W. Bush was hanging out with Beyoncé on Guy Fawkes day, and he noticed the burning likeness of Fawkes was constructed, in part, with the wood from a crate of Elemental brand flavored chickpeas. This reminded him of when the two of them were invited to a launch event for Elemental chickpeas, which J.K. Simmons had been invited to suggest a flavor for, and Simmons had come up with the surprisingly delicious "chai tea" flavor, which they both enjoyed. The spicy-sweet aromatic tea complimented the nutty, satisfying flavor of the chickpeas wonderfully. This, in turn, reminded Bush of an inside joke he and Beyonce had about the Greek god of war using ultraviolet light to locate tea stains, and, pleased with himself for making this series of mental connections, he turned to Beyonce, hoping to make her laugh. At that very moment, Beyonce noticed Bush's fly was down. So Bush said "Hey, B, see the effigy? Ain't chai J.K.'s Elemental pea? Cue Ares's tea U.V." To which Beyonce replied, "gently caress u" |
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Jan 7, 2021 10:47
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a communist beaver name "fidel castor"
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Jan 7, 2021 16:14
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The legend of the Man With No Butt. Main character's name and general demeanour reference The Man With No Name but it's an anime series. And every time he fights someone the villain is incredulous like "How can you hope to defeat me with no rear end, gunslinger?" Every time since the writing is very poor and reuses lines. |
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Jan 7, 2021 16:38
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Bright Bart posted:The legend of the Man With No Butt. He's also been through the desert on a horse with no name, though the horse not having a name was hardly the worst thing about the ride |
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Jan 7, 2021 16:48
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diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans
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Jan 7, 2021 23:45
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howdy neighbor, may i borrow a cup of piss
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Jan 7, 2021 23:46
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a neighbour growing frustrated with constant requests for piss, not because it's piss but because hey i love to help a neighbour but at a certain point i've gotta have enough piss for my household
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Jan 8, 2021 00:03
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google THIS posted:He's also been through the desert on a horse with no name, though the horse not having a name was hardly the worst thing about the ride mailorder bees! posted:diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans i can't read these without hearing them in the voice ron perlman does for the intros of the fallout games so it's safe to say that The Man With No Butt is a series i'd definitely watch |
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Jan 8, 2021 00:27
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Heather Papps posted:a neighbour growing frustrated with constant requests for piss, not because it's piss but because hey i love to help a neighbour but at a certain point i've gotta have enough piss for my household buddy it's rough for all of us out here, my family needs this piss to get through the winter
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Jan 8, 2021 01:14
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google THIS posted:He's also been through the desert on a horse with no name, though the horse not having a name was hardly the worst thing about the ride he had to do most of the trip laying on his belly over the top, because if he tried to sit up he kept sliding off |
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Jan 8, 2021 01:33
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google THIS posted:Stealing an original character but like in a heist movie. lmao
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Jan 10, 2021 23:57
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Having real trouble getting my "get a hard-on for sleep" awareness campaign off the ground.
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Jan 11, 2021 08:16
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magic cactus posted:Having real trouble getting my "get a hard-on for sleep" awareness campaign off the ground. have you tried sleeping on your stomach?
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Jan 11, 2021 08:46
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magic cactus posted:Having real trouble getting my "get a hard-on for sleep" awareness campaign off the ground. just wait until the morning |
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Jan 11, 2021 10:38
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mailorder bees! posted:diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans
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Jan 11, 2021 13:38
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Brainstorming ways to gentrify other children's things in the same way that the artisan coffee craze has made milk fancy 
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Jan 11, 2021 18:58
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Wait what's this about fancy milk now? |
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Jan 11, 2021 20:13
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Steamed milk. Frothed milk. Microfoam milk. Milk in the shape of a leaf. Cold foam milk. Memory foam milk. A milk replica of the statue of David. A milk ape. Your flatiato coldbrewccino is incomplete without, not just milk, but 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴 |
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Jan 11, 2021 20:24
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Not just the milk, but the womilk and the milkren too |
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Jan 11, 2021 20:26
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I've lost where I was going with this |
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Jan 11, 2021 20:26
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shoving a short length of 2x4 with "ploppy stoppy" written on it with sharpie into my buttcrack |
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Jan 11, 2021 21:20
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My herbalicious chicken dishes make the guys go crazy |
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Jan 11, 2021 22:49
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google THIS posted:He's also been through the desert on a horse with no name, though the horse not having a name was hardly the worst thing about the ride _______________ (50yo, Sorrel, Gelding) 140s0s00x Ranch hack coasting since platinum debut in 1971, pulled up lame some time after 1994, Jockey Bunnell appears determined to ride until long after it dies. Left punters disgruntled after illegal name input broke tote at Kentucky Derby. Showed vicious streak after outside overtake by Airsupply and later synthpop but since proven stayer on soft tracks with rocks and things. Fans commonly use blinkers to counteract increasing weights. Ran 45,000m on second day. Best chance on the ninth day if heat is hot. |
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Jan 12, 2021 08:38
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a man trying to eat a burrito, with a knife and fork
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Jan 13, 2021 00:33
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