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At this point just retitle this thread PYF Anything But Funny Forums Quotes.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 10:21 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:when you take your first bite
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 12:00 |
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Context Iain M Banks writing entire sections of unnecessarily weird poo poo into his books:Silver Alicorn posted:ok so what do yall think of the sex blimp in the hydrogen sonata then infernal machines posted:your mother was in hydrogen sonata?
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 15:33 |
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Iain M Banks owns
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 15:44 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:At this point just retitle this thread PYF Anything But Funny Forums Quotes. You’re posting in the right place then.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 15:50 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Context Iain M Banks writing entire sections of unnecessarily weird poo poo into his books:
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 16:11 |
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Ingwit posted:jonestown started because someone stole jim jones ride-on mower
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 17:14 |
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Help Im Alive posted:The only wikis you can trust are the donkey kong and silent hill wikis Simone Magus posted:You do NOT wanna go down the Silent Hill Wiki Rabbithole Baller Time posted:Wrong place if you are looking for tips, I hear Looper posted:great if you're looking for short cuts though
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 18:16 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A channel called SubTV (formerly TVTV) here showed those extremely camp German 60s softcore comedy musical porn movies one year and they were really popular. Yeah, over here they're known as the genre 'Tyrol Porn', a really gross combination of comedy and porn that is neither funny nor hot.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 18:26 |
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dammit you made me think that ingwit was posting again. his ultimate hustler iliad is the best thing these dead gay forums have ever produced
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:02 |
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:05 |
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I like this one toofizzymercy posted:He could save you 15% or more on car insurance but he couldn't save himself.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 20:09 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i do usually operate my electronics while wearing a welding mask and 7mil neoprene gloves covered in gear oil and fish guts so that might be a contributing factor Jonny 290 posted:yeah i like watching tv after sex too
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 06:29 |
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For anyone not already familiar, the crying woman was wiping her tears with a handkerchief containing a very poorly concealed onion.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 06:37 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:For anyone not already familiar, the crying woman was wiping her tears with a handkerchief containing a very poorly concealed onion. Which is apparently a home remedy no matter how shady it looks https://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2011/10/23/what-relationship-there-between-onions-and-tear-gas/YOHOiOICqyIggLR78z3C3H/story.html
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 07:35 |
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Trevor Hale posted:Which is apparently a home remedy no matter how shady it looks quote:There are claims that holding a cut onion near the eyes and nose helps protect them from tear gas. But whether this is true is uncertain, and if it is true, the chemistry involved is not clear. I once walked through the remnants of tear gas cloud in Peru, well after a protest had cleared out, and it was not fun. I would keep away from any variety of tear gas. believing this sort of crap is sort of their wheelhouse. otoh someone can believe or claim to believe this and still use the onion to fake tears and that sort of thing is also extremely their wheelhouse. i'm a little sympathetic if it isn't being faked because something like that can be legit traumatic and many of these people had no idea what they were messing with. in this case it wasn't so bad compared to say, the lady who got basically just executed or even just the guy who accidentally tazed his balls until his heart gave in.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 08:11 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:ambien can do a lot of crazy poo poo. like, it’s the reason i got banned from the coupons forum for posts asking for “strawberry casserole” recipes.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 08:35 |
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World War Mammories posted:dammit you made me think that ingwit was posting again. his ultimate hustler iliad is the best thing these dead gay forums have ever produced I had tears in my eyes by the end of the first verse of that. Then the Hustler popped up and said "First verse? The only verse you ever read is perverse. You try writing poetry and wonder where the meter is so you can put a quarter in it" and I was, like, drat.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 13:25 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TAZER INTO MY BALLS. ITS SEDITION AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DONALD J TRUMP. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME LIB BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DIED TAZING MY BALLS LIKE THE GUY ON THE NEWS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TWEETS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 15:46 |
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Hodgepodge posted:believing this sort of crap is sort of their wheelhouse. otoh someone can believe or claim to believe this and still use the onion to fake tears and that sort of thing is also extremely their wheelhouse. Yeah those ones are much funnier.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 15:47 |
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President Beep posted:is fintech like findom? Babies Getting Rabies posted:no. findom tends to pay women well.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 17:19 |
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I'm a sucker for some good classic 'ur mom' bantsSolice Kirsk posted:What's the list of people that are universally loved? Fred Rogers, Weird Al, LeVar Burton. I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of at the moment. Paladinus posted:Your mum. She's a good woman. TK-42-1 posted:It’s true. I love her daily. flavor.flv posted:And I, nightly
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 18:22 |
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Hodgepodge posted:believing this sort of crap is sort of their wheelhouse. otoh someone can believe or claim to believe this and still use the onion to fake tears and that sort of thing is also extremely their wheelhouse. If you feel any sympathy for them then buddy you put the simp and the pathetic in sympathetic
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 00:44 |
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The Maestro posted:If you feel any sympathy for them then buddy you put the simp and the pathetic in sympathetic fair, but i also don't want to assume anything because that would make an rear end out of u and me
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 03:04 |
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do probe reasons count? the one which may be found at the top of this rapsheet made me smile:Do Not Fear Jazz posted:Not acceptable with a cat, not acceptable with a bat, not acceptable in a box, not acceptable with a fox! We do not use those terrible slurs, next time please use different words! User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. i support and encourage seussbanning except (for historical reasons) of posts related to japan
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 06:49 |
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rideANDxORdie posted:I tazed my balls today
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 12:31 |
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World War Mammories posted:dammit you made me think that ingwit was posting again. his ultimate hustler iliad is the best thing these dead gay forums have ever produced Holy poo poo, that gets better every time I read it.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 13:12 |
lol
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 20:17 |
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Outstanding.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 20:50 |
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There’s one I’ve been trying to find again that was like “TO THE WINDOOOOW TO THE WALLS GONNA DIE TAZING MY BALLS”
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 21:00 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:There’s one I’ve been trying to find again that was like aww *death gurgle*
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 21:11 |
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KingKapalone posted:Can someone please outbid me on this? I decided to just buy one for $50 so that it would ship faster. Just bid more than $44 so I don't win please. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Demons-Souls-PS5-NEW-SEALED-/284139888348?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292 KingKapalone posted:Thanks but looks like I'm still winning? scary ghost dog posted:my mistake, i thought i was bidding on that game but i accidentally bid $1200 on a custom samurai sword.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 22:32 |
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Hahaha! Good ol' fashioned goon on goon shenanigans.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 23:03 |
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# ? Jan 10, 2021 21:12 |
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President Beep is by far the best poster on these forums.Ornamental Dingbat posted:Someone stole all of AOC's shoes. President Beep posted:Qanon Tarantino
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 18:16 |
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 19:28 |
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Gridlocked posted:My grandmother once lost like somewhere between half mill and a mill on the pokies before she went insane and died. bird with big dick posted:How do you know she was losing it on poker maybe she had a second secret family she was giving it to or maybe she was paying gigolos to run trains on her Colonel Cancer posted:Sooo casinos is MMOs for people who occasionally gently caress, got it
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 02:38 |
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more falafel please posted:who cares? they're poly i guess? Lobok posted:Well now their triangle is poly gone.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 10:10 |
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Ah, the infamous polyQle.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 14:58 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Ah, the infamous polyQle.
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