[Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Blotto_Otter posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1346895282861125632

# ? Jan 6, 2021 21:59

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 06:11

Blotto_Otter: Aug 16, 2013

https://twitter.com/frazierapproves/status/1346917661087838212

e: someone cleverer than me please come up with a catchy term for the most embarrassing failed putsch in modern history

e2:
https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/1346924641890267137

Blotto_Otter has issued a correction as of 22:10 on Jan 6, 2021

# ? Jan 6, 2021 22:00

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Blotto_Otter posted:

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1346919183620005888

Shitter's full (of nazis)

A lot of turds on that lawn

# ? Jan 6, 2021 22:02

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trump's speech might be a good final page for the book:

quote:

�I know your pain� I know you�re hurt. We had an election that was stolen from us� it was a fraudulent election� everyone knows it, especially the other side� but you have to go home now. We have to have peace. We have to have law & order, we have to respect our� great people in law and order� we don�t want anyone hurt.
It�s a very tough period of time� there�s never been a time like this, where they could take it away from us, from all of us, from me, from you, from our country� this was a fraudulent election� but we can�t play into the hands of these people� we have to have peace. So go home� We love you, you�re very special. You�ve seen what happens, you see the way others are treated that are� so bad, and so evil� I know how you feel� but go home, and go home in peace.�

# ? Jan 6, 2021 23:10

Broken Box: Jan 29, 2009

ekuNNN posted:

Trump's speech might be a good final page for the book:

yes but there is always more and it is always worse so who even knows what the end will be

today gonna be a great page in the book regardless

# ? Jan 6, 2021 23:30

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

triple sulk posted:

im EXTREMELY pleased that the president can't post because we're gonna get the best tweets of all time tomorrow

# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:26

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

delaying publication until the end of january was the best loving decision

but also lamo at trying to figure out how to commemorate this

# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:27

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Blotto_Otter posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1346895282861125632

Braveheart, the title character from the movie of the same name

# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:28

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

twoday posted:

delaying publication until the end of january was the best loving decision

but also lamo at trying to figure out how to commemorate this

The christmas tree costume at the door picture probably

# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:34

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Epic High Five posted:

The christmas tree costume at the door picture probably

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https://twitter.com/mariannefavro/status/1345723045164404737

# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:41

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Alejandro is in for such a treat

# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:42

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

papersack posted:

# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:44

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

amazing

# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:47

Rob Rockley: Feb 23, 2009

The book just got ten pages longer. Believe me.

I WILL be paying for that loving book!

# ? Jan 7, 2021 02:28

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

gonna say you made the right call holding off until the 20th to finish the book

# ? Jan 7, 2021 03:52

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

So there should probably be a page about all this

# ? Jan 7, 2021 04:09

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday posted:

today is a good day to finish up my masterpiece

# ? Jan 7, 2021 06:09

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

twoday posted:

time to make discourse with angels about how tvmlp could have totally had suzanne somers in 1986 if he really wanted to

# ? Jan 7, 2021 06:33

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

# ? Jan 7, 2021 06:40

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

twoday posted:

# ? Jan 7, 2021 06:44

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twoday posted:

# ? Jan 8, 2021 05:12

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

twoday posted:

hail ~~satan~~ trupm

# ? Jan 8, 2021 05:32

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

twoday posted:

delaying publication until the end of january was the best loving decision

but also lamo at trying to figure out how to commemorate this

Homocow posted:

that guy who tazed his own balls has to go in the book of turmp

maybe a bayeux tapestry type page depicting all the various events of the storming of the capitol

honestly this is probably the most significant event of trump's term so far so it would even merit a double page

# ? Jan 8, 2021 23:04

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Dustcat posted:

maybe a bayeux tapestry type page depicting all the various events of the storming of the capitol

honestly this is probably the most significant event of trump's term so far so it would even merit a double page

So I'm watching the January 4th Seth Myers closer look, and I think you could draw one of those family circus type dot maps of Trump's hour long phone call where he tries to get the Georgia secretary of state to coup

Tapestry is good too

Stretch goal: one of those painting that illustrates a famous event in one image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umWOkozTejI

Link, first because Myers describes Trump quite accurately as Jack Lemon's character in Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross as the schlump begs people to commit crimes, and second, because in the middle TUMP insults the State of Georgia

Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 23:28 on Jan 8, 2021

# ? Jan 8, 2021 23:25

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Also WTF, Rudy wanted "trial by combat?"

There is no way, no way he didn't learn of that through the Game of Thrones TV series

# ? Jan 8, 2021 23:53

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1347655793659678721

# ? Jan 9, 2021 00:17

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

uhhhh twoday I think we may have the epigraph, also this makes the Book of CSPAM an incredibly MORE important cultural artifact

# ? Jan 9, 2021 00:43

Blotto_Otter: Aug 16, 2013

folks,,,
he got permabanned
https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1347685812385718272

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1347686550939856897

# ? Jan 9, 2021 00:43

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

ex post facho posted:

uhhhh twoday I think we may have the epigraph, also this makes the Book of CSPAM an incredibly MORE important cultural artifact

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is TRUMP, Poster of Posters;
Look on my Account, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Suspension, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

# ? Jan 9, 2021 01:14

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug