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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010



:lol: he's loving radioactive

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

VideoKid posted:

I thought the 25th was designed to be quick incase the president was in a coma or something.

well sure, like if the prisident has democrat disease they'll get his rear end right outta there

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lol the social collapse of america is moving along at a brisk pace i see

https://twitter.com/FrankieSoupp/status/1348714071575699460

All those people are just out of frame!

These people don't have enough in the bank to even cause a run. Most probably keep it under their mattress.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


aahaahahaha

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Lol

Also lol

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Harton posted:

poo poo looked delicious Plinkey, gently caress the haters and the losers.

:hmmyes:

it was actually good as hell

the pasta was 69c, meat was 1.99lb (about a half pound of chopped steak) and the cheeze whiz was expired, so like 59c, the only costly part was the real cheddar which was like 3 bucks a pound, and i used maybe a 1/4 pound.

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

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Fun Shoe

we is all having fun with chud's ballz a' tazing and you want to post poo poo that makes me want to taze my own. I didn't read Kamala's comment at first and I was fine. but I fear i will be ordering a taser before her term is up

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lol the social collapse of america is moving along at a brisk pace i see

https://twitter.com/FrankieSoupp/status/1348714071575699460

Is it the lead paint or what. What can explain these people.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lol the social collapse of america is moving along at a brisk pace i see

https://twitter.com/FrankieSoupp/status/1348714071575699460

seems like hipster coffee shop story stuff but for libs

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




this is probably the only thing that has happened so far that really hurt him

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

even if there was about to be martial law and everyones bank accounts and cards got shut down for some reason, what good would having a bunch of cash do you lol

so you're saying that i should buy gold?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

this is probably the only thing that has happened so far that really hurt him

well he can't tweet anymore


so theres that

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Sometimes my cat just does this and I don't know what he wants

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Spaced God posted:

I'm 24 what the gently caress does any of this mean

The Earned income credit is a popular tax credit that gives up to $10,000 to poor families with kids. They're saying they want to offer larger credits to poor workers w/o kids as well. There is an age band on the credit (25-65) or so, they want to remove it. This could be nice benefit to people 18-24 who aren't claimed by their parents as dependents. It's obviously not systemic change by any means, but it beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, which funnily enough, is the Republican's plan.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

free hubcaps posted:

BBC confirming that the balls were tasered, that the tasering lasted a comical amount of time, and that the tasering caused steam to shoot out of the victims ears, mouth, and butthole, burning several bystanders

What I read on Facebook
Lord, it's all so true.
They told me, "Don't go walkin' slow
ANTIFA's on the loose."

Better tase my own ballsack
Better tase my own ballsack
Better tase my own ballsack
Whoa, don't look down to see.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
excited for four years of this

https://twitter.com/RobinGivhan/status/1348474580403417088?s=20

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Qurnah posted:

so you're saying that i should buy gold?

bullets

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/snopes/status/1348656287752609801

What a buzzkill.





:dadjoke:

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Seams posted:

seems like hipster coffee shop story stuff but for libs

hard to tell. its definitely something they've been talking about coordinating on the donald and there are people in the comments echoing it but who knows. this barely registers on the "chuds doing dumb poo poo" scale

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

:lol: he's loving radioactive

finally

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

this is probably the only thing that has happened so far that really hurt him

this, twitter, the pga thing and that bank

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



persona non trumpa

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

The first thing biden needs to do is offer the award to him again.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

shut the gently caress up about reality it's not real

Reality Winner is very real and she should be freed immediately

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Slippery posted:

Is it the lead paint or what. What can explain these people.

unironically: leaded gasoline

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


well that settles it the last week or so has been a misunderstanding and Dems would look bad for continuing a definitely not hilarious 2nd impeachment

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Bearjew posted:

persona non trumpa

damnatio trumporiae

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Sometimes my cat just does this and I don't know what he wants


nothing, just means he's comfy in the same room with you

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

In his call with Pelosi, Mark Milley explained that the military overriding the president would amount to a military coup. He did not mention that all that can stop this from happening are norms which aren't codified into law.

lol

........oh

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

So is the Parler user dump real? Is it online and searchable anywhere yet? I want to check on my neighbor that I'm sure was 100% insurrectionist garbage to see what she posted.

Yeah I know the parler username of a megachud at work with a giant Q plastered on the back of his truck cab

I need to see how many felonies he did

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

golden bullets?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




this is probably the second most hurtful thing trump has experienced since last week, first being the PGA getting canceled from one of his golf courses

sandball
Jan 6, 2006

Plinkey posted:

it's a mennonite grocery store, and they are very charitable, so im helping buy buying the poo poo no one else wants

is it Sharp Shopper or do these stores exist all over the country?

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.
It's hilarious that Trump trumped trump. Turns out his anti-mattering shield is weak from the inside. Two weeks from being a kingmaker the rest of his existence to loving this. LOL

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/brithume/status/1348769900001718272?s=21

Can u make this guy go away

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Bearjew posted:

persona non trumpa

:trumppop:

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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Amazing, however Billy B already has quite a few of the most important piece of hardware in America.

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