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F4rt5
May 20, 2006

Dr. Quarex posted:

Yeah I got a little upset that I never heard about that thing (or the Toshiba Libretto he mentions at the end) back when my MS-DOS machine was dying and I probably would have been in the market to pay $500+ for an adorable era-appropriate laptop to replace it.
Buddy of mine had that Libretto in high school, he had "borrowed" it from the computer shop he worked at. I've looked for one ever since.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Humphreys posted:

There's a top bloke in the Aussie VHS collecting scene that does some really really awesome repros/reimagining of clamshell artwork. Will do international too. I'm blatantly shilling for him as he might be out of work soon due to some Government bullshit.



Very much biased as I am a customer of this blokes services in Australia. I got an uncut Cannibal Holocaust including a bunch of new old stock video store stickers and 'banned in QLD' ones as the movie was banned here.

Also look at this lovely thing!









He is also working with an ever growing number of up and coming metal bands to create a 'Rage on VHS' type thing full of metal goodness with a retro flair, a callback to our childhoods growing up recording the ABC music show at midnight to find what wicked music could be found that wasn't in the top 40.

that is sick as hell. I've seen some funky tape cases for like 4-6 cassettes before, but never a double vhs box.

and the weyland yutani stickers on the tapes, amazing.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


LifeSunDeath posted:

that is sick as hell. I've seen some funky tape cases for like 4-6 cassettes before, but never a double vhs box.

and the weyland yutani stickers on the tapes, amazing.

He did this too, where there is a inner sleeve so you can raise the balloons:



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/KIOxeSO.gifv

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Me getting mad at siri

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

Drastic Actions posted:

I worked on something today that might be of interest to this thread. I wrote a little Web Server that proxies SA and rewrites its HTML into something less complex so older browsers can render it (and also proxies files and has SSL off :v:). Basically, it lets you access modern SA from old hardware.
you glorious bastard

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Gotta use that tech to make SA accessible over a telnet bbs connection now.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Trying to explain to old ladies what "Trumpet Winsock" is

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
The new RMC video had a glimpse of a Compaq commercial starring John Cleese and it turns out there were a bunch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciXNWAzmL3s

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

an actual frog posted:

you glorious bastard



register your copy of opera, you cheapskate. how do you expect the devs to keep making great software

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Data Graham posted:

Trying to explain to ladies at the bar what "Trumpet Winsock" is

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

an actual frog posted:

you glorious bastard







It's a later model too that works with 802.11g, but getting it to work on my wifi was a royal pain in the rear end.

And for anyone else wanting to check it out themselves, I removed the code from that repo as I'm going to merge it with this project at some point.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Horace posted:

register your copy of opera, you cheapskate. how do you expect the devs to keep making great software

On behalf of my boyfriend, who worked for them until the C levels butchered it and fired everyone for personal profit, leaving a mostly Chinese-owned, Polish-developed chromium skin to carry on the name: nah, gently caress'em.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Literal black magic going on here

https://twitter.com/b0tster/status/1350194158107955201

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is badass

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

what

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

Some Goon posted:

It was the 90s and poo poo like that was cool.

The 90s weren't a very cool time.
C'mon now, the era that brought us "bleeding, dismembered hand as a mouse cursor" is uncool??

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


an actual frog posted:

C'mon now, the era that brought us "bleeding, dismembered hand as a mouse cursor" is uncool??



In Carmageddon, too.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

an actual frog posted:

C'mon now, the era that brought us "bleeding, dismembered hand as a mouse cursor" is uncool??



nesticle and genecyst were the peak of emulation

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

To me peak emulation was ePSXe, a modular PlayStation emulator in which each of the system's components were emulated individually via plugins you had to find and install separately, each with infinite combinations of configuration settings that you had to hand-select to find that perfect accuracy/performance/compatibility balance for each individual game

Most of them were by this guy named "Pete" if I remember right

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008





Getting some serious Nightmare Creatures vibes from this.

Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10

Mak0rz posted:

To me peak emulation was ePSXe, a modular PlayStation emulator in which each of the system's components were emulated individually via plugins you had to find and install separately, each with infinite combinations of configuration settings that you had to hand-select to find that perfect accuracy/performance/compatibility balance for each individual game

Most of them were by this guy named "Pete" if I remember right

and every single plugin had at least three different game specific checkboxes in its settings. thered even be different plugins for the controllers and stuff. epsxe was horrible as all hell and is what made me distrust free software to this day

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Aix posted:

and every single plugin had at least three different game specific checkboxes in its settings. thered even be different plugins for the controllers and stuff. epsxe was horrible as all hell and is what made me distrust free software to this day

I had a Voodoo 3 during much of this time, so I got away with using Lewpy's Glide plugin which just worked with hardly any hassle :smug:

Never touched the emulator much after changing cards. It just became annoying. I did dabble again after upgrading my computer to something strong enough to take the software rendering plugin, which had the best compatibility and hardly any config to worry about (at the cost of running everything at standard PSX resolution and such).

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

Lewpy's Glide plugin

Just install a Glide wrapper and use this, it's easy.

Where people get in trouble is with upscaling and texture smoothing. Just play it at default PSX resolution, the defaults pretty much just work on any PC 2006 and newer.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

rndmnmbr posted:

Just install a Glide wrapper and use this, it's easy.

Where people get in trouble is with upscaling and texture smoothing. Just play it at default PSX resolution, the defaults pretty much just work on any PC 2006 and newer.

Nah even at native resolutions and such the hardware plugins had a huge host of compatibility issues. Before shaders it was really hard to get a PC graphics card to do a lot of the fancy effects you'd often see on a console. Or even basic effects like text window rendering or whatever, depending on how the programmers told the game to do it. Instead they'd approximate them in one way or another. It worked fine if you didn't care about it looking exactly like it does on real hardware.

It's probably greatly improved now (it seems ePSXe is still in active development, but I dunno what Pete et al are up to), but back in the early 2000s thereabouts it was a pain if you didn't have a machine with enough juice to just use a software graphics plugin.

And many people didn't. It's one of the main reasons hardware plugins even existed to begin with.

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 18:49 on Jan 19, 2021

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Aix posted:

and every single plugin had at least three different game specific checkboxes in its settings. thered even be different plugins for the controllers and stuff. epsxe was horrible as all hell and is what made me distrust free software to this day

That’s free (as in obnoxiously free) software in a nutshell: let’s give the user so many options that they wind up hating the software!

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

That’s free (as in obnoxiously free) software in a nutshell: let’s give the user so many options that they wind up hating the software!

Don’t forget, documentation that was last updated at some point in the Middle Ages, and the only support available is a single forum post that says “RTFM”.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1349304990570065920

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1348595217172209665

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1280067218584240128

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1342485251579371522

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1331572867822202885

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1323978694445178881

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/583380080023465985

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1181709558328299520

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
BIG KARNAK ENERGY

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That Coronation Street game looks like a banger



e: n mash

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 17:15 on Jan 22, 2021

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Hotpot af

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfoPRZURqHk

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Karen was right, Klax ruled.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

I just had to know more about this, and it's everything I hoped it would be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y34f0y9aiM4

Interestingly enough, it's a remake of a surprisingly nice looking Atari 8-bit game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xySy2HQ-eI

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019
I loved this game as a kid.



And before you ask, yes, I'm a huge idiot.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

monolithburger posted:

I just had to know more about this, and it's everything I hoped it would be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y34f0y9aiM4

Now I understand why gamers are so afraid of feminists, this game taught them that women are going to nuke the entire world!

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Buttcoin purse posted:

Now I understand why gamers are so afraid of feminists, this game taught them that women are going to nuke the entire world!

It's actually about ethics in mid-90's pre-rendered point and click adventure games.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Buttcoin purse posted:

Now I understand why gamers are so afraid of feminists, this game taught them that women are going to nuke the entire world!
As a hard-core Gen-Xer I would lie in bed every night quivering and sweaty over the possibility of a nuclear pussy gap.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


monolithburger posted:

I just had to know more about this, and it's everything I hoped it would be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y34f0y9aiM4


I've seen enough demoscene videos and code to see those sweeping camera angles aren't co-incidental. I feel some coders did a bunch of terrain demos (especially that 'tree') and devs just did a voiceover of what they thought would make a game.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Was going through early days eBay feedback and found where I was drop-shipping Nokia N97s direct from Finland to Australia (purchase price $800 and sell for $1200) and had stock before Telstra did. drat!

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