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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



endlessmonotony posted:

Starmer didn't actually get in to anywhere, he's being the very ineffective leader of the Opposition That Doesn't Oppose Anything and probably is flying out as soon as the Brexit mess is over with.

The Labour Right did everything they could to oppose their own party and as a result the other right-wingers got in.

a leader of the opposition that doesn't oppose anything is the end state of the left party in the two-party duopoly system. over here nancy pelosi has been in charge of the democrats for a billion years through multiple humiliating defeats and barely token opposition of bush and trump.

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Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola

Nonsense posted:

lol i really wonder how many comments were mocking him that he should have died if every single comment is moderated down to "YOU ARE THE BEST JOURNALIST THE GUARDIAN EVER"

They’ve had to work hard to get that warm bath of bland positivity I think. Before I inflicted that link on you I made a rather polite and restrained comment that even praised his description of angor animi. Got premoderated cos I also suggested that letting go of the Corbyn ogre in his head might be good for his health now that Starmer is in and he can again pretend to be a leftist with no risk of anything changing. I spose if Behr reads a critical word he might just keel over like Terry Gilliam in the holy grail so a national newspaper’s comment section has to be his snowflake safe space

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
a book of arse prints would be more enlightening than guardian opinion pieces imo :butt:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


crispix posted:

a book of arse prints would be more enlightening than guardian opinion pieces imo :butt:

the new post-brexit paper, the sex arse times

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Jazerus posted:

the new post-brexit paper, the sex arse times

Ah, a well respected scientific publication.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
behr also blamed his heart attack on brexit in january 2020

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/29/heart-attack-brexit-politics

presumably this is an evergreen mine of content, and he will come back every year to reattribute it to whatever he wants to complain about at that particular moment

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Communist Thoughts posted:

its coz after making the story up they simultaneously forget making it up and start believing it in literally hours, especially once their story starts getting coverage

then after a while they've been talking about it and literally thinking about it so hard they're making themselves sick so they can't ever come back to reality because it would be too embarassing

This happens over and over, liberals are so good at lying to themselves. They made up gang weed memes to make fun of the alt right then started believing they were genuine and the Joker movie would be a rallying cry for the alt right and cause mass shootings.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Here's a thread

https://www.twitter.com/DanielLambert29/status/1350367078662987777

tl;dr:

https://twitter.com/DanielLambert29/status/1350370442587074561

lol

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

I assume this guy is a famous brexiteer or something

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Syncopated posted:

I assume this guy is a famous brexiteer or something

He used ‘there’ when it should have been ‘their’ which makes me lean towards him being a brexiteer for sure.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/DanielLambert29/status/1350370788076118016?s=19

he's a tory for sure lol

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
I can't find much political before this
https://twitter.com/DanielLambert29/status/824090386616487938?s=20

But he seems okay to me. Both pro-remain (a year after the vote anyway) and saying that the Tories are a bunch of con-artists

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

He's an EU flag guy mad the Tories were hijacked by Brexiteers i.e. a Soubry style liberal Tory

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

^^^Almost the same thing lol

He's a New Labour Remainer I'll say confidently.

Also the sort of genius who held a wine tasting session in London on March 20th 2020 despite everything going on at the time and lockdown happening the next week.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

How quickly we forget what a shower of cunts FBPE hard remainers were and how their obsession with full EU membership destroyed any actual solution to keeping a functional trade relationship with it. All of these people making smug 'I told you so' threads after posting three years of BUT WHAT ABOUT BREXIT JEREMY should be launched into space

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/DanielLambert29/status/1183269843153371138?s=20

https://twitter.com/DanielLambert29/status/1189065938878025728?s=20

https://twitter.com/DanielLambert29/status/1189086848469164032?s=20

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

Yes, if you're tired of the sitting on the fence party just vote Lib Dem :wtc:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I mean, the Lib Dems have a clearly established position of fully supporting the Tories while allowing you to tell yourself you didn't vote for the Tories.

...Is there now a meaningful difference between the Lib Dems and Deir Starmer's Labour?

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

multijoe posted:

How quickly we forget what a shower of cunts FBPE hard remainers were and how their obsession with full EU membership destroyed any actual solution to keeping a functional trade relationship with it. All of these people making smug 'I told you so' threads after posting three years of BUT WHAT ABOUT BREXIT JEREMY should be launched into space

That poo poo was like a fever dream. Did the People's Vote campaign argue to vote against Labour in 2019, where their official policy was a "People's Vote", and for a LibDem Green Alliance? Did the LibDems not actually promise to cancel Brexit? Can it really have been that dumb?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Pipski posted:

Yes, if you're tired of the sitting on the fence party just vote Lib Dem :wtc:

why sit on the fence when you could shove it all the way up your rear end

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I mean, the Lib Dems have a clearly established position of fully supporting the Tories while allowing you to tell yourself you didn't vote for the Tories.

...Is there now a meaningful difference between the Lib Dems and Deir Starmer's Labour?

Lib dems are ride and die rejoiners now while Starmers Labour voted for hard Brexit. The Lib Dems probably have other policies but no one will ever hear or care about them.

Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...

BalloonFish posted:

It gives them the excuse they need to turn against an actual left-wing party when it had a real chance at power. The Guardian-reading demographic is - whether they actually recognise it themselves or not - deeply scared of actual socialism that would change the status quo, raise their taxes, make owning a holiday home in Cornwall socially unacceptable, smash the independent education sector and generally burst their cosy affluent Home Counties upper-middle-class white-collar professional bubble.

They forge a social, political and professional identity in hand-wringing about how nasty and uncouth the Tories are, how stupid and base you'd have to be to vote for them, and how appalling the effects of their policies are...and how they themselves are against everything the Conservatives stand for and would never consider voting for them. And they may even talk up how great and fair social democracy would be, usually safe in the knowledge that no party with any potential to actually change things actually exists.

Labour under Corbyn presented The Guardian and a lot of its readership with everything they've supposedly been clamouring for since Thatcher was in No.10. And when faced with the actual prospect of a genuinely radical leftward shift to British politics and society they had to come up with an acceptable reason as to why they couldn't vote for it.

So they went fully on the Labour Antisemitism Crisis angle, and how Corbyn himself personally lusted to renew the Holocaust because he said something against removing a questionable mural. Against all the other evidence to the contrary. It let them tell themselves "Of course I liked much of what Labour was offering in 2019, but I couldn't have accepted Corbyn as Prime Minister because he was such a horrible racist."

That's why The Guardian was one of the most vehemently anti-Corbyn papers of all. And then they had the gall to still come out and officially support Labour...about two days before the election when it would make no difference after two years of printing angsty think-pieces about how he was an unelectable racist and Labour's policies Just Aren't Credible.

Never forget that The Guardian was founded to be the voice of Manchester cotton mill owners who were all old-school Liberals of the hyper-capitalist rugged-individual sort. It was strong against organised labour. It ran a campaign against the laws that would lead to a 10 hour working day and, though it took a strong anti-slavery and Abolitionist stance, then served up some classic early centrist pearl-clutching about how slavery was Bad and the Confederacy was Evil but a Civil War wasn't the right way to solve such problems. The Guardian instead argued that Britain should trade with the CSA and use that economic leverage to end slavery with the power of the free market. In the 1940s The Guardian opposed the formation of the NHS on eugenics grounds (free healthcare would let weak people ruin the nation's gene pool) and it urged readers to vote Churchill and remove the Attlee government in 1951, supposedly because Labour's rhetoric was divisive and not :decorum: enough. Sound familiar?

This is pretty much it. Sensible Liberals and the oh so moderate Center Left needed a reason to explain why they opposed Corbyn, without admitting that they truly don't want to do anything to solve the problems in this country, since they actually benefit from those very problems, but maintain their self-image. Thus after a period of searching (Corbyn loves Putin, hates women etc) they seized onto the anti-Semitism accusations as a way to square that circle and prevent society getting more equitable, while still seeing themselves as heroic and principled. This is why they not just subscribed to the idea but were, and still are, ardent promoters of it. They must continue to be, else their actions resulted in a Tory government during a pandemic and a hard Brexit for nothing. Any facts around who really governed the actions of the the complaints unit, or who liked what Facebook post, or say stats on the levels of anti-Semitism in the party are immaterial to that far more important goal - Righteous justification of my personal privilege in an unjust society but without me being the bad-guy.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




lol I just remembered skills wallets

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

gonadic io posted:

Well I mean they're not doing it by helicopter but yeah UNICEF are providing aid for families in food poverty in London and the Jacob Fess-Mogg said they should be, quote, ashamed for doing so

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/dec/16/unicef-feed-hungry-children-uk-first-time-history

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/rees-mogg-unicef-ashamed-playing-130241187.html

It was a big deal for almost all of a 24h news cycle!

Rees-Mogg seems like the most hosed up person in your political system right now. If it turned out he was an actual vampire no one would be surprised. Naming his kid Sixtus is some insane poo poo.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Relevant Tangent posted:

Rees-Mogg seems like the most hosed up person in your political system right now. If it turned out he was an actual vampire no one would be surprised. Naming his kid Sixtus is some insane poo poo.
Rees-Mogg: "This is my sixth child, my son Sixtus"
Bojo: "This is my son, Four-or-five"

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Why do you think he carefully keeps the back of his head covered at all times.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

genericnick posted:

That poo poo was like a fever dream. Did the People's Vote campaign argue to vote against Labour in 2019, where their official policy was a "People's Vote", and for a LibDem Green Alliance? Did the LibDems not actually promise to cancel Brexit? Can it really have been that dumb?

And when Labour stitched together a proposal for a cross-party parliamentary majority to form a temporary government and stop a no-deal Brexit, the Lib Dems backed out because Corbyn (leader of the official opposition...) would have been in charge. So the LDs had the choice between stopping a no-deal Brexit - which they were adamant was the most important issue of our time and crucial to prevent national catastrophe - or thwarting a Corbyn-led Labour...and they chose the latter. And then campaigned as the only true anti-Brexit party and on how Corbyn was actually a die-hard Brexiter who didn't want to stop it.

And when the LDs threw out the deal Centrist FBPE twitter went crazy as they heard the West Wing theme in their heads and began breathlessly putting together their fantasy crossbench cabinet - Ken Clarke! Harriet Harman! Hillary Benn! Rory Stewart! David Milliband! Vince Cable! No Corbyns Allowed!

Relevant Tangent posted:

Rees-Mogg seems like the most hosed up person in your political system right now. If it turned out he was an actual vampire no one would be surprised. Naming his kid Sixtus is some insane poo poo.

There's plenty of competition but I think you're right. Priti Patel just exists on fear, hate and a love of suffering but doesn't even try to hide it - she outright says that she wants to hang prisoners, sink refugee boats in the Channel with gunfire, cut human rights legislation and stop pesky lawyers holding her to account as she does so. She's an avatar of the base bile and spite that drives much of the Tory voter base and proud of being so.

JRM has equally abhorrent opinions but couches them in this oily, monotone, vampiric calm as he oozes moral platitudes about how it's obviously right that the unemployed have to crush rocks on a treadmill before they receive their free gruel and stale bread - in fact it's for their own good. That he's a living caricature of a Victorian aristocratic villain from a melodramatic light opera just adds to it.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


he's also extremely loving dumb and oblivious. like genuinely stupid.

you'd think he would know about the victorians since he pretends to be one and wrote a book about them but the book is just GCSE history and whitewashing racism

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Talking of racism the bbc article on the US coup groups is seriously unintentionally hilarious. Just describes them as 'concerned about liberty' and then the only mention of racism is near the end in a verbatim quote from the FBI.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


the synonyms for racist are getting more and more abstract.

last year it was "pro-statue"

this year i think its "often complex"

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

spankmeister posted:

Welcome to the Brexit, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like a gammon in the Brexit where we play
If you got a hunger for ham and cheese, we'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it overseas

Brexit, welcome to the Brexit
Watch us confiscate your c-c-c-c-c-c-cheese cheese cheese

:megadeath:

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

BalloonFish posted:

JRM has equally abhorrent opinions but couches them in this oily, monotone, vampiric calm as he oozes moral platitudes about how it's obviously right that the unemployed have to crush rocks on a treadmill before they receive their free gruel and stale bread - in fact it's for their own good. That he's a living caricature of a Victorian aristocratic villain from a melodramatic light opera just adds to it.

Don't forget his grotesque 'he is risen' tradcath pretensions as well. He's like some awful cross between Uriah Heep and Obadiah Slope.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol that that twitter guy is either a red tory, new labour or libdem

Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010

Their campaigning leaflets with "labour can't win here! it's between us and the tories" were also amazing and I wouldn't be surprised if at some point it turned out to be a false-flag thing.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Falcorum posted:

Their campaigning leaflets with "labour can't win here! it's between us and the tories" were also amazing and I wouldn't be surprised if at some point it turned out to be a false-flag thing.

ah the magic of "lesser of two evils" voting. your vote, if it has any use at all, isn't about making someone win but making someone lose

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

bedpan posted:

ah the magic of "lesser of two evils" voting. your vote, if it has any use at all, isn't about making someone win but making someone lose

Tbf that happens all over the place here, it's just that the Lib Dems basically lie on their leaflets in hilarious ways to give that impression that they should get your vote.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

he just seems like a small business tyrant who now realizes poo poo is a lot harder for him

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Judakel posted:

he just seems like a small business tyrant who now realizes poo poo is a lot harder for him

Close, he's a small business tyrant who realised back then it would make business harder for him but was part of a moronic political movement that achieved the one they didn't want to happen

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

multijoe posted:

Close, he's a small business tyrant who realised back then it would make business harder for him but was part of a moronic political movement that achieved the one they didn't want to happen

sad

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