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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1353471490348474369

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Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Ahh yes, Germany, the instigator of Brexit. Those bloody Germans.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Bloody Jerries at it again.

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUx8D6dD8FM

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
on the one hand that's a hilarious level of delusionally blaming your self-own on someone else, but on the other hand it should not be forgotten that germany and merkel are absolute trash garbage either

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Wait, so are they blaming Merkel because Brexit is bad or praising her because it's good?

It's the Telegraph so surely it must be the latter

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Do Germans really call Merkel "Mutti"?
As in "Mum"?

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


spankmeister posted:

Bloody Jerries at it again.

Rule Britannia WW1 propaganda not going well. Prepare for phase 2. Reliving the Blitz.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

bitterandtwisted posted:

Do Germans really call Merkel "Mutti"?
As in "Mum"?

if she ever loses she gets demoted to abuela

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
if it'd been left to just the French the UK would have been told to gently caress off on WTO terms and enjoy the scurvy

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

bitterandtwisted posted:

Do Germans really call Merkel "Mutti"?
As in "Mum"?
Yes. Germans are the English of Europe.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Yes. Germans are the English of Europe.

a bit harsh

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007


It's a competitive field but looking at what they did to Greece, they really went the extra mile to bring the title home

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Headlines in a few months: "The EU is attempting to break our union, a case for the invasion of Scotland"

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
The major difference is that while the English blame all political ills on the EU, the Germans try to take credit for all the good the EU has ever done. Germany is England's competent twin.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


https://twitter.com/kristianvanders/status/1353300478818471936

lol

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I have never heard of Ambrose Evans-Pritchard before in my life, and yet I know exactly what he look like and how he's managed to make it as a journalist.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I have never heard of Ambrose Evans-Pritchard before in my life, and yet I know exactly what he look like and how he's managed to make it as a journalist.

Though to be fair nothing he writes about the European economic situation and the Greek fiasco is wrong, it's just that every time he writes about the UK he should be pelted with rotten fruit.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I think it's good to remind people from time to time that Merkel is, among other things, directly responsible for the suffering of millions of people while German banks profited off their backs. Responsible for Brexit, though? lol

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Germany is England's competent twin.

This is a proven fact amply demonstrated by a large quantity of English & German headbangers camping near the Dynamo Festival site in Eindhoven. Even when pissed out of their heads, the Germans still managed to pile all their empty beer cans up neatly while we English were passed out in a squalid mess of tin cans all over the place.
(But all to the disgust of the Dutch 'weekend' country mobile homes with neat gardens on the site). Of note: Germans also 'moon' as a mark of disrespect.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

we’d all be speaking GERMAN if we didn’t win the war

yet somehow even though we won they don’t seem to be speaking english over there, so i might be a bit off with my pub logic

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Jel Shaker posted:

we’d all be speaking GERMAN if we didn’t win the war

yet somehow even though we won they don’t seem to be speaking english over there, so i might be a bit off with my pub logic

Most germans do speak english, don't they? Something like 56% as of a decade ago.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Everyone in this thread could be a secret German.:stonk: No way to know

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

My German boyfriend has moved over here, I know at least three other people with German spouses in the UK. It's a very slow invasion!

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

genericnick posted:

Everyone in this thread could be a secret German.:stonk: No way to know

:heysexy:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

genericnick posted:

Everyone in this thread could be a secret German.:stonk: No way to know
Not for you, anyway.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

genericnick posted:

Everyone in this thread could be a secret German.:stonk: No way to know

big if true

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

They've barred the hopnotausgangtür! We're trapped!!

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

genericnick posted:

Everyone in this thread could be a secret German.:stonk: No way to know

*mutters in Insular Celtic*

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

mrmcd posted:

They've barred the hopnotausgangtür! We're trapped!!

Flúchtweg schnell schnell!

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Zwei Worldwars und ein Worldcup :sweatdrop:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Waves in Freikörperkultur

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

genericnick posted:

Everyone in this thread could be a secret German.:stonk: No way to know

Mein Englisch ist not zehr gut, but I would gladly take to you in my German mouth.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

there’s no magic english word that can only be spoken like a native i think , maybe innit ?

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Jel Shaker posted:

there’s no magic english word that can only be spoken like a native i think , maybe innit ?

Wooster

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Featherstonehaugh

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



only the true native english know what Brexit means

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Jel Shaker posted:

there’s no magic english word that can only be spoken like a native i think , maybe innit ?

It is extremely annoying to hear americans say "bruv"

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

genericnick posted:

Though to be fair nothing he writes about the European economic situation and the Greek fiasco is wrong, it's just that every time he writes about the UK he should be pelted with rotten fruit.

what, just throw away some of the adequate food?

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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Jel Shaker posted:

there’s no magic english word that can only be spoken like a native i think , maybe innit ?

You can however sort out the native Deutsch sprechen.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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