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Firstborn posted:That's about as complimentary as you can draw Charles Bronson, so that is at least noteworthy. Yeah, I was just thinking that it's some gorgeous art that's almost wasted on Bronson's ugly mug.
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Schwarzwald posted:I get thumbnails when viewing the forums on my phone but not on desktop. I'm not quite sure what's up with that. you can enable [video]-embeds in the browser via the control panel, but [url]-links will only embed automatically in the app https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=editoptions
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The Cameo posted:Millennials are currently on a negative population growth trajectory, so that’s doubtful. About three out of every five children born to Millennial mothers were already born before 2018. There is no baby boom for Millennials to have, because economic forces have basically squashed the ability to have a level of comfort for enough of the generation to even consider having kids. I didn't think there could possibly be an upside to coming of age into an utterly destroyed economy, but look at that: I can never afford a house, but at least I'll never see reboots of Look Who's Talking or 3 Men and a Baby.
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Xealot posted:I didn't think there could possibly be an upside to coming of age into an utterly destroyed economy, but look at that: I can never afford a house, but at least I'll never see reboots of Look Who's Talking or 3 Men and a Baby. best future i ever heard of
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Is that the one with Nope, that's Hard to Kill with Kelly LeBrock and William Sadler. Out for Justice has William Forsythe, Gina Gershon, and Julianna Margulies.
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Out for Justice also has one of the goofiest act 3 finales ever, which is Seagal and Forsythe fighting each other to the death with common household items inside a living room. Also, he knocks a man out and a dog pisses on the man.
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10 Beers posted:Nope, that's Hard to Kill with Kelly LeBrock and William Sadler. Just a wee note about Julianna Margulies' experiences on that film, not that it was any worse than Seagal beating the poo poo out of LeBrock, who was his wife.
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Xealot posted:I didn't think there could possibly be an upside to coming of age into an utterly destroyed economy, but look at that: I can never afford a house, but at least I'll never see reboots of or 3 Men and a Baby. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zac-efron-star-three-men-a-baby-remake-disney-1306682 Welcome to the party pal
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CelticPredator posted:https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zac-efron-star-three-men-a-baby-remake-disney-1306682 
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I liked the Robocop cartoon episode where they strapped a fridge to Robocop's back in order to try and make the Cop Games more fair
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Firstborn posted:Oh, absolutely. I seem to remember more than once instance of Segal literally begging crimepunks to fight him, getting on his knees and saying, "I'll close my eyes on my knees, you kick me in the face first, go ahead take your best shot" The judoka Joe Lewis choked him out so bad he shat his pants after Seagal claimed he could not be choked out. Gene Lebell witnessed it and talked about it publicly, then got hit with a gag order He's also been accused of human trafficking
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Even Laserblast had solid claymation. Even Flesh Gordon had a solid stop motion sequence, which I will not link here for ... reasons.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:The judoka Joe Lewis choked him out so bad he shat his pants after Seagal claimed he could not be choked out. Gene Lebell witnessed it and talked about it publicly, then got hit with a gag order IIRC according to Gene Lebell it was Gene himself who choked him on on set while working as a stuntman. Not sure where you got Joe Lewis from, who was a kickboxer and Karate point fighter.
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Jedit posted:Even Flesh Gordon had a solid stop motion sequence, which I will not link here for ... reasons. Same animator, actually!
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oldpainless posted:The thing about Segal movies, from what little I can remember, is that he never seemed in actual danger in fights. He just kicked the poo poo out of everybody with no drama or danger to his character From what I remember watching the first few (Hard to Kill and Out For Justice, i think) when they were originally released, that was part of the appeal. It was very different from a standard action movie where the protagonist struggles and is hurt but eventually succeeds, I think in both theres some initial setback/injury, but then once things get started he's just effortlessly unstoppable. Its pornographic violence, in the "mindless wish fulfillment" sense.
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I appreciate that kind of thing when they balance it right, most Bruce Lee movies operate on that logic as do the good Tony Jaa movies, for example. Seagal is lazy though and he's just kind of standing there tapping dudes' ankles when they "kick" him and then fly away.
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Bruce Lee has a really intense screen presence that makes you believe he's a badass (no doubt aided by him actually being a badass.) Seagal just never had that.
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Then best Seagal movie is Under Siege 2, because Eric Bogosian is having the time of his life as the bad guy.
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Anyone who likes Bogosian should definitely check out Talk Radio. Never gets talked about, but just a great performance from him.
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Taintrunner posted:I liked the Robocop cartoon episode where they strapped a fridge to Robocop's back in order to try and make the Cop Games more fair Yo, I'm about to eat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU
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Maxwell Lord posted:Bruce Lee has a really intense screen presence that makes you believe he's a badass (no doubt aided by him actually being a badass.) Even if you don't buy into Bruce or Tony being badass, both guys are athletic guys who sell what they're doing well. Seagal looks like he's gonna fall asleep most of the time.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Yeah you can call your movie whatever you want, but still so I guess the pirated copies are called bruh.mp4.mkv then?
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Yeah you can call your movie whatever you want, but still lol the poster kinda looks like Alfred E Neuman mixed with the Misfits skull. 
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What me want your skul
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There's a lot wrong with this and I'm stuck on this: Why in the goddamn hell is Brie Larson's name centered within the text above, but Rami Malek's looks left-aligned, but also nudged to the right a bit?!
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Lol what did they do to Brie Larson. Why use that image. Surely there were other shots. Lmao.
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I'm going to have to check my blu-ray when I get home, because the front cover I'm seeing online is a similar version to the one on that poster (way less emphasis on Rami). I could've sworn my copy has the poster from the film, which might not sell it to those who haven't seen it, but makes a ton of sense if you have. Love that film. https://www.blu-ray.com/Short-Term-12/238919/
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teagone posted:Lol what did they do to Brie Larson. Why use that image. Surely there were other shots. Lmao. I mean Rami Malek didn't get away unscathed either, he's an odd looking dude but holy hell man. But yeah, definitely an odd choice to use a picture of Chloe from 24 instead of the person who's actually in the movie
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Fartington Butts posted:There's a lot wrong with this and I'm stuck on this: Why in the goddamn hell is Brie Larson's name centered within the text above, but Rami Malek's looks left-aligned, but also nudged to the right a bit?! There's sloppy positioning all over, there's also a wider space between the ® symbol and "winner" over Brie Larson's name.
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