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*points at forehead* "Trees work both ways!"
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm kind of curious as to what the gently caress constitutes an "obnoxious tree" and how the gently caress that affects a kid's playhouse. Once upon a time, there was a racist tree.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:34 |
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The giving tree, but with pitchforks and tiki torches.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:38 |
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Outrail posted:The giving tree, but with pitchforks and tiki torches.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:39 |
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Guy in the Mrm thread gets confused by a meme about braces, posts a word sallad asking if it's about particle physics. This is a reply:yeah I eat rear end posted:Before the bottom guy got braces, you see guys pull their teeth into ponytails, but they don't. That's what he did.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 21:33 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Guy in the Mrm thread gets confused by a meme about braces, posts a word sallad asking if it's about particle physics. This is a reply:
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:57 |
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Kenny Logins posted:drat fine pull and it's great every time it comes up
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 00:42 |
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wizzardstaff posted:Technically to qualify as a chest freezer all it needs to fit is half a torso.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 02:32 |
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GoldStandardConure posted:I am prepared though as I always carry my mask and full stillsuit with me wherever I go. Eediot Jedi posted:Muad'Dweeb.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 13:28 |
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Splicer posted:I ran across a full frontal nude of Donald Trump which showed he had no genitals. I wasn't surprised because your genitals falling off is a standard part of being POTUS. I then realised this was why Barack always emphasised that he'd talked long and hard with Michelle before he ran for president because if he won she'd be married to a guy with no junk. The ex-POTUSes all hang out together because nobody else understands what it's like to have your genitals fall off from being president.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 15:11 |
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The Grimace posted:lol imagine putting all of your faith in a creature that's just a guy in a big purple suit
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 15:39 |
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Danaru posted:This is going in the book of grudges I'm not taking this kind of sass from a continent
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 16:02 |
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I guess this would explain the cigar
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 17:38 |
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Karia posted:The worst thing about this chart is how close the background is to the beautiful golden quote marker, so I got a little bit of the high of being quoted only to be immediately crushed by the truth that I'm a bad poster.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 01:27 |
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Oxxidation posted:and on the first day
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:14 |
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Whoa let's not besmirch the name of Prince by calling him a "creature" The man is dead, show some respect
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 19:40 |
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Organza Quiz posted:This is the better one, a housecat can put a person in hospital with a single bite. They're cool cause they could kill us without breaking a sweat and choose to tolerate our bullshit instead. Regarde Aduck posted:You could kill a cat in a single bite if you wanted. Milo and POTUS posted:They scratch one of us, we bite one of them. They bite one of us, we send one of theirs to the vet
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 19:45 |
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It's the Chiclawgo way.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 21:20 |
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Mauser posted:Good visual representation of how a rectum works i don't know anything about muscles koshmar posted:Even better, you've got a sphincter muscle in your eye too.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 23:47 |
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no ring
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 00:07 |
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The Detector posted:Some of you may have read the thread I made earlier in the week. To sum things up, my girlfriend discovered a few unsavory habits of mine. We got into an argument with both of us saying things we probably didn't mean, and she left me. I came to these forums for advice and, because of a large number of reasons, some pretty severe drama broke out. Really, I think a lot of it was in my wording, so I acknowledge that it was, in some ways, my fault.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 00:32 |
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“So many people jump on this that I wonder if the phrase "ignorance is bless" has become obsolete or something.”
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 02:13 |
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oh no oh no I'm falling into a "horrible goon rabbit hole" again! drat it!
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 02:20 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 03:10 |
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Im in a psyche ward and I found another dude with Mario kart, traded friend codes and he kicked my rear end a lot and I finally beat him once and he flipped out and they took both our switches away. I know technically it's not very 'lol' to have mental illness but I still can't believe I just saw a grown man get valium shot into his rear end because he lost at Mario kart
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 03:19 |
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:It's the Chiclawgo way. - The Unscratchables
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 03:29 |
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you can always be the bigger person, even in the psych ward, and its okay to lol at it imo
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 03:31 |
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Nurse Ratched & Clank Racing
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 04:01 |
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Hodgepodge posted:you can always be the bigger person, even in the psych ward, and its okay to lol at it imo In fact it's usually good to be the bigger person in the psyche ward, it helps with yeeting a drinking fountain through the window so you can self-discharge
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 04:29 |
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I self-discharge every day
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 04:52 |
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minato posted:Nurse Ratched & Clank Racing
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 05:03 |
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minato posted:Nurse Ratched & Clank Racing Got a quote for the thread.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 05:05 |
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minato posted:Nurse Ratched & Clank Racing Lmaooo
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 07:32 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Boomers like telling you the Boy Scouts are great and you should join right away then when you don't join they get all your friends to join and act cold to you then when you eventually join they say they're gonna make "a man out of you" and schedule a big camping trip and then they forget to pack food because they were up the night before cheating on their third wife and then when you say you're hungry they say hunger is a "boy's emotion" and then when everyone else says they're hungry and they realize they forgot the food they say it was intentional and this is a "eat what you catch" trip and when you point out you brought a couple of packs of hot dogs they say they can't cook them because they're Jewish and when you say "how long have you been Jewish, your family used to sit in the pew in front of mine" they say "there are two things you don't talk about : Religion and politics" then they immediately tell a joke about a democrat prostitute at an OPEC assembly then when you ask them to show you how to get food they say "hunt bears" and when you point out that this is Cedar Rapids, Iowa and there hasn't been a bear around in one million years they say "I hear a bear right now!"
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 11:15 |
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Evilreaver posted:Well Seymour,
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 12:46 |
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Trevor Hale posted:“So many people jump on this that I wonder if the phrase "ignorance is bless" has become obsolete or something.” Ignorance is bliss Amazing how getting the phrase right means is also makes sense without having to stretch.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 19:02 |
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typoing a typo correction; the thinking man's typo
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 19:13 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:typoing a typo correction; the thinking man's typo
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 19:18 |
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Just demonstrating how messing up means it makes no sense. Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket
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I just want to make sure that we’re all on the same page here that the cum bottle guy is the one who haughtily thought the phrase was “ignorance is bless”.
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