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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Giving myself pecker cancer to own the females

Edit: lol poo poo

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Qwertycoatl: Dec 31, 2008

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1355394022362148864

It's a joke

# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:49

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

zenintrude posted:

Cleaning out my phone images and ran across this cursed chestnut from 11/9/16

I can’t believe I was still using Sprint

weird i have no recollection of ever posting that

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# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:53

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

It was other people

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codo27: Apr 21, 2008

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koshmar: Oct 22, 2009; i'm not here

this isn't happening

codo27 posted:

The true curse here is any company that uses that facist chud flag design in their logos

# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:55

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

i bet 100% that's a crime product that irradiates your genitals. All this ion poo poo is actually chock full of thorium dust, the nuclear regulatory commission recently shut down a bunch of amazon sellers

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Aw gently caress. Maybe I can cancel my order.

Probe me, I don't give a gently caress.

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# ? Jan 31, 2021 00:35

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

And now to delete my search history in case I randomly die this evening

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AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:53

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

ultrafilter posted:

Conspicuously absent: officers to protect Fearless Girl.

Related Tax:

# ? Jan 31, 2021 04:07

BombermanX: Jan 13, 2011; I'm afraid of other people's opinions when they differ from my own. Please do not hurt my feelings.

Wife and I were headed to Apple Hill, CA and ended up in Placerville. We were looking for a place to eat and found this place.

After taking the picture and standing around confused, we found this news article.
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2020/09/04/apple-bistro-confrontation-state-inspectors/

# ? Jan 31, 2021 04:47

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

To whoever it was itt that said ferrets are cursed, I am forced to withdraw my objection

# ? Jan 31, 2021 12:45

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Ferrets are blursed little buttholes.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 12:47

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/RrVKIGi.mp4

# ? Jan 31, 2021 13:05

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://imgur.com/gallery/p6Gf9nz

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Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

X marks the spot(s)

Bombs that had to be detonated. The red area (8000 people) had to be evacuated. The bombs were detonated around midnight. People could return at 03:30

# ? Jan 31, 2021 15:41

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

ultrafilter posted:

Not pictured: the officer stationed to guard his balls.

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# ? Jan 31, 2021 15:48

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/albertoutspoken/status/1354508917263331329?s=19

If it was Jason I'd understand bailing, but a whole train full of people and not one person was willing to stomp loving Chucky?

# ? Jan 31, 2021 16:08

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

Antigravitas posted:

X marks the spot(s)

Bombs that had to be detonated. The red area (8000 people) had to be evacuated. The bombs were detonated around midnight. People could return at 03:30

I mean this happens regularly in Germany. The western part of Stuttgart had to be evacuated in 2014, with I think over 10k people being temporarily evacuated. Bomb was 500kg

I was delivering mail there back then, and was very confused by the Police not letting me through

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# ? Jan 31, 2021 16:39

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Four at the same time is a bit unusual, and they had to relax pandemic rules because they didn't have enough place to house 8000 people and those people would ordinarily not be allowed to stay at another household.

But since we are on the topic of Germany:
https://i.imgur.com/24c1IU4.mp4

# ? Jan 31, 2021 16:46