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One day nearer spring
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[Scene: a dimly lit fast food restaurant in the middle of the Tehachapi Mountains, five AM. You are alone. You approach the counter. A mechanical clicking and whirring begins. The dessicated corpse of Worker, suspended from cables leading into the ceiling, is brought out from a sliding wall.]
Worker (from a crackling radio around the corpse's neck): Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, it is, Arby's. Have some meats.
[A large pile of shaved protein is shoved into your mouth by a robotic arm attached to the worker's back.]
Worker: Biscuits. You will ingest biscuits.
[Small, hard discs of indeterminate origin pelt your face. You open your mouth to protest, but the biscuits enter your body. You feel them writhing down your throat, descending into your stomach, where they quickly multiply and swell your body in preparation for The Sauce.]
Worker: Please enjoy your breakfast sauce.
[A yellowish-gray slurry is pumped into your throat via a sluice, jammed into your face, descending from the ceiling.]
Worker: mmm mmmm, that is some meat.
[Your blood is thick with the meats. Your organs are failing. Your eyes become heavy and your lungs gasp for air as you become one with the breakfast menu.]
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Feb 17, 2021 00:28
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- Prof. Crocodile
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still might edit this but it had to be done
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Feb 20, 2021 07:17
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the matrix was originally conceived as a sequel to commando "only even gayer" but when rae dawn chong backed out of the project they had to retool it and drop arnold, the fake south american dictatorship and all the cool stuff john matrix was gonna do with hand tools and shoulder mounted SAMs and stuff. the wachowskis claim "we knew it was gonna be poo poo without john matrix throwing sawblades through dudes heads so we just cooked up some old bullshit about computer aliens for filler and hit print. really disappointing"
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Feb 20, 2021 23:39
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I will only appear on tv with my real kin. and if anybody claps or laughs they're in for it.
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Feb 20, 2021 23:49
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- FutonForensic
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FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Feb 23, 2021
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Feb 23, 2021 22:35
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- cruft
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Lol, you left off the last line
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Feb 23, 2021 23:15
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- FutonForensic
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poo poo hold on im trying to fix it
edit: ok. ok. whew. ok.
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Feb 23, 2021 23:33
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- nut
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what a loving jam
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Feb 23, 2021 23:36
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Original music and lyrics by Neil Diamond?
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Feb 23, 2021 23:41
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- cruft
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poo poo hold on im trying to fix it
edit: ok. ok. whew. ok.
FutonForensic very quickly replied with a limerick that knocked my socks off. I want to quote it on my web page, since this seems to be getting some traction on Linguistics twitter, but I can't PM you.
You may have written the first emoji limerick in the world. How should I credit you? I'll buy you plat if you wanna PM me an answer.
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Feb 24, 2021 00:12
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a link to the post if you really feel like it lol. if you get twitter famous off my nonsense it's fine by me
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- cruft
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a link to the post if you really feel like it lol. if you get twitter famous off my nonsense it's fine by me
Dude I am up to 25 FOLLOWERS.
I am told this is a good score for my first real day of twitter.
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Feb 24, 2021 01:46
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Mar 3, 2021 16:29
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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Incredible. I didn't believe it but it's real. Beautiful.
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Good post goldmine 4: only btsmf emptyquotes
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