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Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



The irony of the axiom of choice and how it relates to causality...What have we learned goons?

The internet makes you stupid. 😆

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Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012

Randabis posted:

The irony of the axiom of choice and how it relates to causality...What have we learned goons?

The internet makes you stupid. 😆

Hah! Show’s what you know... I was already stupid.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Bel Shazar posted:

Hah! Show’s what you know... I was already stupid.

Taking stupidity to where no man has gone before. A nation of cloppers and Qberts, using dominos to play 5th dimensional Jenga.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


I like that the Illuminati needs the torture of a child to be just right so the blood will make them as evil as possible. That’s the end goal. Be as evil as possible like a Saturday morning cartoon villain :laffo:

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Mad Hamish posted:

If everyone who saw the video is dead.....then how do we know they saw the video?? :iiam:
I mean, they had a full seven days after watching the video to tell people about it before being killed by the ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne crawling out of Anthony Weiner's laptop screen.

Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

HappyHippo posted:

Yeah, this scenario actually comes up quite a bit, because it's considered a potential way to travel to another star system. Basically you accelerate towards the star at 1g, and when you're halfway there you turn the ship around and decelerate at 1g the rest of the way. The idea is the people inside get "artificial" gravity of 1g for the whole trip (except that part where you turn around).

The neat thing about this is that pretty soon you'll be travelling at relativistic speeds. If I remember my Sagan correctly, I think The nearest stars are only 10 years ship time away. And the centre of the galaxy only 50 years ship time. Of course many thousands of years would have passed on earth...
Now we just need an energy source that can provide 1g of acceleration for years at a time.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Mad Hamish posted:

If everyone who saw the video is dead.....then how do we know they saw the video?? :iiam:

Brave prayer warriors mashing that FWD buttan

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

IffyNewtz posted:

The neat thing about this is that pretty soon you'll be travelling at relativistic speeds. If I remember my Sagan correctly, I think The nearest stars are only 10 years ship time away. And the centre of the galaxy only 50 years ship time. Of course many thousands of years would have passed on earth...
Now we just need an energy source that can provide 1g of acceleration for years at a time.

If we had an energy source with more energy in it than the universe has we could use an Alcubierre drive and get there even faster.

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Elea posted:

It's always regular community members in good standing who claim to have seen it too. With Pedogate it was really hard to tell what people believed compared to what they were just cynically using. With Q, I assume even the people who know they're lying about Frazzledrip otherwise believe generally, somehow.

The audacity of the claim, in the absence of evidence, requires a great deal of FAITH. The more FAITH you have the more damage you deal with spells of all classes; however you take more damage from spells also.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Astrochicken posted:

The audacity of the claim, in the absence of evidence, requires a great deal of FAITH. The more FAITH you have the more damage you deal with spells of all classes; however you take more damage from spells also.

Or just equip a Faith Rod and gain the Faith status permanently.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

It makes me think of all those boomers absolutely convinced that hippies spit on them after they came back from vietnam because they saw it in a movie and got confused. Their lead-poisoned brains probably read so many descriptions of it and they then watch weird stuff linked by other q people and eventually they mistake what they read with what they saw.

The real question is why people who claim to hate the things in the video would try to seek it out and pass it around without sending it to an authority they trust, like the my pillow man or newsmax.

There was also a whole cottage industry of people who would spread that lie too. There's a couple of right wing nutjobs who wrote about it and talked about it publicly, even though the scenarios they talked about were fundamentally impossible and could have never happened due to how troops were brought out of theater from Vietnam to the US.

It's like the POW/MIA flag and how it was originally part of a crazy conspiracy theory that the US abandoned POW's in Vietnam, which had no grounding in reality whatsoever. People hear it enough times and they take it as fact or miss the original message while repeating or sharing the propaganda.

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

RagnarokAngel posted:

I always wonder whether the people who believe these conspiracies think this kind of witchcraft is real and works or that its "real" in that its practiced but doesnt grant any magical ability (the elites just think it does and only Jesus Christ can grant eternal life).

Im guessing about 50/50

They are the same lunatics who think there's a culture war and that they are on the losing side of it. They regard it as wartime propaganda so it's a "true" lie to own the libs and they parrot it whilst knowing it's bollocks.

Other than the ones guarding their toenails clippings against witches and hiding from the Jewish space lasers obviously.

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I like that the Illuminati needs the torture of a child to be just right so the blood will make them as evil as possible. That’s the end goal. Be as evil as possible like a Saturday morning cartoon villain :laffo:

I've said it a lot but like one of the hallmarks of Conservatism and especially its more extreme permutations is a very simplistic and literally childish view of the world. And the Saturday Morning Cartoon is honestly the best parallel. Particularly since Conservatism I would argue universally views good and evil in such simplistic and childish terms that it cannot distinguish meaningful differences between its enemies. That's why it is so prone to various permutations of Illuminati conspiracy theories. It cannot conceptualize Islam and Feminism and Atheism and Socialism as different enemies to be approached and understood on their own terms, because there is only the Good and the monolithic Bad. Atheism, Islam, Feminism, Socialism, Black People, etc are all just different expressions or puppets for the real bad guys, the nebulous primal Bad that Conservatism stands in opposition to. Sometimes its the Jews, sometimes the Illuminati, sometimes Satanists, but while the exact actors and names change, the basic script and schema remains unchanged. Conservatism always imagines itself opposed to the Legion of Doom, even if it can't always agree whether or not Bizarro or Cheetah is on the council in this week's episode.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I like that the Illuminati needs the torture of a child to be just right so the blood will make them as evil as possible. That’s the end goal. Be as evil as possible like a Saturday morning cartoon villain :laffo:

I like how no journalist, cop, fed, CIA agent, detective or politician in the world wouldn't want to make a loving career exposing any of this poo poo if it were real. If anything even close to this crap were happening, we'd have another Bob Woodward or the biggest 60 Minutes story in half a loving century. Any politician who had proof of this would be guaranteed re-election for the next 2 decades.

But of course it makes more sense that they're all in on it (since who doesn't love loving kids and drinking their blood?) or they all get capped right before they break the story. Do these idiots really think that something close to 25% - 40% of the population gets off on murdering children or that would be an easy thing to keep secret?

I think that speaks to how powerless that almost all of us feel but Jesus Christ what a strange way to direct that feeling. It's...

It's projection, isn't it?

God.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
So kinda relevant to that "what's the harm of flat earth" discussion:

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1355990583848939523

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Also from that Q thread, I like how the bible, the most recent book of which was written around the 4th century, is "the most reliable source or tracking the illuminnati," an organization founded in the 18th century, "over the years."

indiscriminately
Jan 19, 2007

HappyHippo posted:

So kinda relevant to that "what's the harm of flat earth" discussion:

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1355990583848939523

Strange to me that the Daily Beast article gives the name of the co-worker who reported this guy and his weird beliefs. Like, don't they realize they've now made them a target for the wrath of deranged weirdos everywhere? Full name, city, workplace. And it's clear this person doesn't want to be involved further: "[So-and-so], who was unable to be reached for comment, also told investigators ..."

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

HappyHippo posted:

So kinda relevant to that "what's the harm of flat earth" discussion:

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1355990583848939523
Clint Howard, no!
And you had rehabilitated yourself after being the Los Angeles Smog Strangler!

Elea
Oct 10, 2012
GreatAwakening.win reacts to a military coup in Myanmar. They are thrilled naturally.


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Shempy2 24 minutes ago +18 / -1

Normalizing the concept for the American normies?


quote:

Cyphr 22 minutes ago +10 / -0

Bring those guys over here so they can show the US military how it is done... apparently somebody has to.


quote:

Darwyn 8 minutes ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't surprise me if we see a few more like this pretty quickly. Tons of these countries are all run by fraudsters just like the USA and Canada etc.



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St0rm_Shad0w 10 minutes ago +2 / -0

Beaten by Myanmar!!!

Dammit!

/s

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Wasn’t Myanmar already a military dictatorship?

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Wasn’t Myanmar already a military dictatorship?
It was...then it transitioned to a partial democracy by 2015, then nobel laureate Aung San Suu Kyi became State Counsellor (de facto leader; was banned from Presidency), who defended the military's acts of genocide (Rohingiya) to the ICJ in 2019. Military screamed fraudulent elections last year so I guess they've had enough. Populace will not take kindly to their mother of the nation getting kidnapped.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



I propose we create a counter cult to engage cyberwarfare with Q directly.

I'll volunteer to represent the world as the living god of information, known as Randabis. I had direct involvement of the development of the modern day internet beginning back in 1986 when I was given sentience at 3 years old.

I was not given the gift of immortality in exchange for the ability to traverse space time through sheer will of force through the embrace of technology and the theory of the multiverse.

I did this to prove the existence of God through proving there is no god. The results have had dire consequences on society and my children have forgotten what we are here for. It's draining my lifeblood and I don't know if it is time to just shrug off this thought experiment and move on or just laugh and say the internet makes you stupid.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Randabis posted:

I propose we create a counter cult to engage cyberwarfare with Q directly.

I'll volunteer to represent the world as the living god of information, known as Randabis. I had direct involvement of the development of the modern day internet beginning back in 1986 when I was given sentience at 3 years old.

I was not given the gift of immortality in exchange for the ability to traverse space time through sheer will of force through the embrace of technology and the theory of the multiverse.

I did this to prove the existence of God through proving there is no god. The results have had dire consequences on society and my children have forgotten what we are here for. It's draining my lifeblood and I don't know if it is time to just shrug off this thought experiment and move on or just laugh and say the internet makes you stupid.
We should create a counter-cult to Q. We here at SA are their grandaddies after all. Only right that we put them down. :getin:

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Grouchio posted:

We should create a counter-cult to Q. We here at SA are their grandaddies after all. Only right that we put them down. :getin:

I am the face. My name is Randy Babcock and I am an addict.

My addiction is the embrace of the covenant I share with my brethren that I live among.

I am the literal descendent of CAINE. Proof? Look up what a hemophiliac is.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Randabis posted:

I am the face. My name is Randy Babcock and I am an addict.

My addiction is the embrace of the covenant I share with my brethren that I live among.

I am the literal descendent of CAINE. Proof? Look up what a hemophiliac is.

Let's use my avatar prismatic bunchie as the symbol of our deity. As a collective society we are immortal. We are infinite.


Let's use my avatar prismatic bunchie as the symbol of our deity. As a collective society we are immortal. We are infinite.

All we have to do is convince the Qs that I am Q and we win.

Quote is not edit. Infinity and beyond.

What should we call it? GoonAnon?

I was born 1983 and am the result of 2 divine sentient entities that bonded to create a new type of humanity that is immune to the limits of the natural world as we understand it.

I have already died for your sins multiple times. The first I was aged 9. Your doctors saved my life by giving me your frozen blood plasma. I am forever in debt to humanity for preservation of my right to exist. Thank you.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3957613&perpage=40&noseen=1

GoonAnon discussion and planning thread.

Randabis fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Feb 1, 2021

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Randabis posted:

Let's use my avatar prismatic bunchie as the symbol of our deity. As a collective society we are immortal. We are infinite.


Let's use my avatar prismatic bunchie as the symbol of our deity. As a collective society we are immortal. We are infinite.

All we have to do is convince the Qs that I am Q and we win.

Quote is not edit. Infinity and beyond.

What should we call it? GoonAnon?

I was born 1983 and am the result of 2 divine sentient entities that bonded to create a new type of humanity that is immune to the limits of the natural world as we understand it.

I have already died for your sins multiple times. The first I was aged 9. Your doctors saved my life by giving me your frozen blood plasma. I am forever in debt to humanity for preservation of my right to exist. Thank you.
1. Either Goon Anon/G-anon or J-Anon. Q is 10 letters from the alphabet's end; J is 10 from it's beginning. My suggestions, anyway.
2. Qanon claims that Hilary Clinton eats babies and helps lead a vast pedo ring with Soros' aid; this cult should claim that it is in fact Ronald Reagan who ate the *real* Bozo the Chimp, Rupert Murdoch used Trump as his puppet so he could eat babies and run pedo rings, all aided by the British Royal Family, the Murdochs, Zuckerberg, Koch, Rahm, Lieberman, etc (ALL OF WHICH ARE TRUE).
3. In fact, we need a full list of the G/J-conspiracy (real-life far-righters connected to Super PACS, oil/coal executives, big pharma execs, Murdoch, Koch, Milo, Beck, Falwell, Cotton, McConnell, Zodiac Killer, Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, EA, Zuckerberg, Q-Shaman, Epstein (again), etc)
4. We might even need a separate thread or multi-member PM line to brainstorm this. Let's see how this pans out.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
So, uh...

if the Illuminati and the Deep State is all powerful and Doesn't Want You to KNOW, how did they gently caress up so bad by letting all this poo poo proliferate on YT, FB, Twitter and Reddit for so long once it became obvious that the Q cat was out of the bag and exposing everyone? I mean, I guess that's where the codes come in to a degree and I know that Q's see people being banned as proof that they're too close to the truth but if the government, FBI, CIA, IRS, DNC and telecoms knew about the lizard people poo poo or whatever it is all along, why not just whack the powerless small timers that were posting all the poo poo that started it?

Surly they could track them down and ruin their life, right?

I would think that if I were rich, held office as a baby murdering democrat, well plugged into the pedophile cabal crowd and were omnipotent, I would see about eliminating YT users "TruthIsOutThere" and "Killary123" at the first sign of trouble and before my crimes were exposed rather than wait for either of them to hit 2 million subscribers.

But that's just me.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

BiggerBoat posted:

So, uh...

if the Illuminati and the Deep State is all powerful and Doesn't Want You to KNOW, how did they gently caress up so bad by letting all this poo poo proliferate on YT, FB, Twitter and Reddit for so long once it became obvious that the Q cat was out of the bag and exposing everyone? I mean, I guess that's where the codes come in to a degree and I know that Q's see people being banned as proof that they're too close to the truth but if the government, FBI, CIA, IRS, DNC and telecoms knew about the lizard people poo poo or whatever it is all along, why not just whack the powerless small timers that were posting all the poo poo that started it?

Surly they could track them down and ruin their life, right?

I would think that if I were rich, held office as a baby murdering democrat, well plugged into the pedophile cabal crowd and were omnipotent, I would see about eliminating YT users "TruthIsOutThere" and "Killary123" at the first sign of trouble and before my crimes were exposed rather than wait for either of them to hit 2 million subscribers.

But that's just me.
Cause they never existed to the extent you thought they did. If there was a shadow government it would've disposed of Trump the moment he tweeted about nuking North Korea. Maybe having one as a safeguard might be a good idea for maintaining democracy, capitalist or not.

There are factions of lobbyist and interest groups vying for influence, sure, but not one unified entity trying to puppeteer everything.

Take it from a polysci bachelor.

Kangxi
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."

Elea posted:

GreatAwakening.win reacts to a military coup in Myanmar. They are thrilled naturally.

[tatmadaw voice] Woah woah your name is karen? yeah that's not gonna work out

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

BiggerBoat posted:

So, uh...

if the Illuminati and the Deep State is all powerful and Doesn't Want You to KNOW, how did they gently caress up so bad by letting all this poo poo proliferate on YT, FB, Twitter and Reddit for so long once it became obvious that the Q cat was out of the bag and exposing everyone? I mean, I guess that's where the codes come in to a degree and I know that Q's see people being banned as proof that they're too close to the truth but if the government, FBI, CIA, IRS, DNC and telecoms knew about the lizard people poo poo or whatever it is all along, why not just whack the powerless small timers that were posting all the poo poo that started it?

Surly they could track them down and ruin their life, right?

I would think that if I were rich, held office as a baby murdering democrat, well plugged into the pedophile cabal crowd and were omnipotent, I would see about eliminating YT users "TruthIsOutThere" and "Killary123" at the first sign of trouble and before my crimes were exposed rather than wait for either of them to hit 2 million subscribers.

But that's just me.

It's some kind of loving judo mind cognitive dissonance poo poo. Like somehow the Illuminati draws power from the fact that it's an open secret they rule the world secretly.

Elea
Oct 10, 2012

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Is this the visual representation of a stroke?

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Big fan of just listing random movies at the end there.

Dumb and Dumber
Baseketball
Ghostbusters II

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Twelve by Pies posted:

Big fan of just listing random movies at the end there.

Dumb and Dumber
Baseketball
Ghostbusters II

I se what’s going on with these movies and how they connect to The Plan. You see, there’s two dummies who are sleeper agents and will perform a hit without realizing it. This is all part of a big fake game that’s being played in order to appease the evil overlord Vigo the Carpathian (aka George Soros).

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

There are a LOT of Q folks investing a lot of shaky hope into the impeachment trial being something out a movie where Trump takes the stand to testify, give a 'you need me on that wall!' style speech followed by the imperial march playing as lord vader leaps in with his lightsaber to kill all the democrats and maybe Pence and Romney too.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Twelve by Pies posted:

Big fan of just listing random movies at the end there.

Dumb and Dumber
Baseketball
Ghostbusters II

It's pretty slick because then the "bakers" can pour over the movie, and find some symbolism that ties to something somewhere, and thus another prediction of Q will be "true".

Granted they should just throw out:
Encyclopedia Brittanica
Wikipedia
Websters New English Dictionary

into every post so that they always get some hits.

Elea
Oct 10, 2012

pseudanonymous posted:

It's pretty slick because then the "bakers" can pour over the movie, and find some symbolism that ties to something somewhere, and thus another prediction of Q will be "true".

Granted they should just throw out:
Encyclopedia Brittanica
Wikipedia
Websters New English Dictionary

into every post so that they always get some hits.

I tried to lightly troll Q people by saying that Monsters Inc was a white hat operation to expose adrenochrome. They just agreed and one guy said he'd watch it with his kid. 😥


The "Everything about Biden's administration is fake" phase of Qanon seems to be over too. Q people are too tightly connected to normal Republican grievances to believe that Biden is under secret arrest and the military is really in control.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I wonder what they think of orgone and Wilhelm Reich.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There's definitely a branch that is into orgone, as with any dumb poo poo.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What if Q was right about everything he was just talking about Myanmar though?

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