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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Can'ts of SPAM

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


KataraniSword posted:

Usually? Germs. Lots and lots of them. Uncle Ron probably had his rear end up on that counter during the last Christmas get-together.
Do you not clean your kitchen bench before you prepare food? :chloe:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Brawnfire posted:

Can'ts of SPAM

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Tiggum posted:

Do you not clean your kitchen bench before you prepare food? :chloe:

my countertops are seasoned

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




AlbieQuirky posted:

Makes great mac and cheese also!

If it's anything like what we got around 1980, they're set up for some great fondue.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Tiggum posted:

Do you not clean your kitchen bench before you prepare food? :chloe:

I don't usually prepare food, is the trick. :pseudo:

But I also feel like no amount of lysol wipes will remove the sin of a kitchen bench.


gently caress, I love shepherd's pie, I love pizza, this looks like the best of both worlds, put it in my mouth.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire posted:

Can'ts of SPAM

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

uber_stoat posted:

it's kinda sorta similar to halloumi, i love the stuff. have a couple bricks of it in my fridge rn.



People around Torneå like to drink coffee and eat this cheese with it. To the point it's known as Kahvijuusto (coffee cheese) around there instead of Leipäjuusto.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

spankmeister posted:

If there is one glimmer of hope it is that with Brexit, they might not have access to many eels anymore, so that the eels may be spared such an awful fate.

Eels are rapidly going extinct anyway, going so fast they're not sure, they might already be beyond saving.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Drums are the best bit of wings, the "flats" are fine. The tips suck, you cut em off before cooking , put em in a bag and keep them for stock/soup.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Halloween Liker posted:

Drums are the best bit of wings, the "flats" are fine. The tips suck, you cut em off before cooking , put em in a bag and keep them for stock/soup.

Deep fry a hundred of them, pour maple syrup over them and eat em out of a bowl

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

His Divine Shadow posted:

People around Torneå like to drink coffee and eat this cheese with it. To the point it's known as Kahvijuusto (coffee cheese) around there instead of Leipäjuusto.

I can work out that juusto is cheese, kahvi is coffee, so leipä is...
*checks wiktionary*
Oh, bread, of course

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GL5lzMJomY

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

His Divine Shadow posted:

People around Torneå like to drink coffee and eat this cheese with it. To the point it's known as Kahvijuusto (coffee cheese) around there instead of Leipäjuusto.

i'm into it.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a7L0bFuE3o

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

It's beautiful :kimchi:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






His Divine Shadow posted:

Eels are rapidly going extinct anyway, going so fast they're not sure, they might already be beyond saving.

That's why I eat as many as I can, enjoy it while it lasts!

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

https://twitter.com/weetabix/status/1359074254789165059

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

it's like the inverse of an amazing brunch, a terrible english.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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That'll complement my Marmite'n'Müesli Mix quite nicely

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Brawnfire posted:

That'll complement my Marmite'n'Müesli Mix quite nicely

Oh, you mean Twiglets?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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gschmidl posted:

Oh, you mean Twiglets?

...huh! Well, I'll be jiggered, you're right

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Halloween Liker posted:

Drums are the best bit of wings, the "flats" are fine. The tips suck, you cut em off before cooking , put em in a bag and keep them for stock/soup.

My local dim sum place would like to have a word with you, I love crunching on the fried wingtips they're like concentrated flavor.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Even when they're doing whatever the hell this is, Weetabix always advertise their stuff without enough liquid to makes the things even remotely palatable.



Yum yum, love to eat my fruit and cream on slabs of compacted sawdust. I like Weetabix, but you need to practically drown it in milk to eat it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You need to put milk on it and then eat it extremely quickly because it turns into some horrifying slurry.

I don't mind the things but they are an extremely stressful way to eat hamster food for breakfast, literally any other cereal works better.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

The gently caress is a weetabix?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Some Goon posted:

The gently caress is a weetabix?

a bix made of weeta.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Wasabi the J posted:

I wish Randaconda wasn't dead so we could have someone to counteract all these sanctimonious anti-nutella posts.

please don't be dead :ohdear:

fizzymercy posted:

I miss randaconda so much. I know where he shopped for horrors, though.







News about randaconda:

Mr. Nice! posted:

He's been convicted of 10 counts of possession of child porn and is serving 7 years in prison. The description of the images in the arrest report is more than enough to give me shudder.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjVAZTpJ8C4

Bob Hoskins was in this.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


Don't forget Weetabix with a Marmite spread



I'm glad they moistened it with butter homogenized vegetable spread first. Nobody wants to eat a dry wheat bisc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-XrNw4Y05s

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
holy fuckin poo poo

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

News about randaconda:

:holymoley:

:randno::randpop::randstare::randvince:

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


What the gently caress

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


NLJP posted:

What the gently caress

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Celebrate the wet food hating nonce by posting on the weetabix page I guess.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
That's not how I expected that to turn out.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Not quite, it's bread cheese. It's got a finnish name I couldn't possibly spell, but it's real good poo poo.

If you're in the US, you can find it sold as Brun-uusto if you have stores that stock Wisconsin cheeses.

https://www.wisconsincheesemart.com/products/brun-uusto-bread-cheese

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Yikes

Iron Crowned posted:

That's not how I expected that to turn out.

Thread title.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Iron Crowned posted:

That's not how I expected that to turn out.



randaconda didn't die from covid! he was arrested for kiddie porn!

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Yikes indeed.

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