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RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

massive spider posted:

I'm impressed how this person managed to find the two wrong MJ takes at the same time.

Also Actual-Still-President-Trump is reportedly hanging his enemies in broad daylight outside the white house

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-qanon-president-white-house-executions-b1798452.html

When your conspiracy is all about the secret pedo elite it makes sense that the obvious culprits cant be part of that.

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Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
It's not even that, it's straight up just "He was friends with Trump/Trump's kids said he didn't do anything to them so he can't be a pedo."

indiscriminately
Jan 19, 2007

Calico Heart posted:

Hey everyone. After months of work and help from this very thread, my big beefy video on the future of Qanon is finally out: Q's going Nowhere.

In it, I speak with a professional cult deprogrammer about the future of the movement and how people might get out. Thanks so much for all the advice/help from this thread. Give it a peek!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN42cZFcz8M

Bump from a little while back, just finished watching this, thanks for sharing it.

It's hopeful that full-course family interventions have a 70% success rate in convincing cult members to leave their cults. However, even assuming a QAnon cultist has a family cohesive enough to perform an effective intervention, which is probably not common, there can't be many interventions occurring during the pandemic, especially considering QAnon's symptomatology includes covid denial / flouting safety guidelines. QAnon and the plague really are co-catalysts.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
the only way for Q poo poo to become a bad guy in a video game is if another Postal game comes out and theyre the enemy for a chapter.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
That reminds me of the mission in FarCry 5 where you have to recover the Piss Tape from some yokels... simpler times.

Elea
Oct 10, 2012

massive spider posted:


Also Actual-Still-President-Trump is reportedly hanging his enemies in broad daylight outside the white house

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-qanon-president-white-house-executions-b1798452.html


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I dont think any here thinks trump is personally executing these people.

Thats the military's job....


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They faked the inauguration and biden's signature.

What else would we think?


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They say that like it's a bad thing.


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I mean I like the idea of Trump walking around with a giant sword(like game of thrones) chopping of heads of the convicted but ya....



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If only!


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His own personal “You’re Fired(ing)” squad

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i love the idea that they view trump as some big strong decider/heroic type. like if i had to compare him to a GOT character, he would be janos slynt. some cowardly fuckhead who does horrible horrible poo poo and than crawls into positions of power and than is too dumb to realize when a situation is bad for him and one that savier assholes are willing to let hang. i feel like if life every caught up to him in that bad of a way. he would probably be saying similar stuff at the end too but with less self awareness or self reflection.

https://youtu.be/KkU1VW5ODE4?t=242

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Feb 7, 2021

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

PhazonLink posted:

the only way for Q poo poo to become a bad guy in a video game is if another Postal game comes out and theyre the enemy for a chapter.

It's Deus Ex, but the NSF actually are the terrorists everyone says they are

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
did anyone watch the Vice documentary on QAnon. I thought it was pretty interesting and they went through the history of its creation to the Capitol riots. Series is here if you want to watch it. The conclusion they basically reach is that they think someone is weaponizing it (strongly hinted that it's Flynn) to radicalize people until their basically fascist system. The CIA operative guy who writes those books is super creepy and is either playing his role very well or is genuinely crazy.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mooseontheloose posted:

did anyone watch the Vice documentary on QAnon. I thought it was pretty interesting and they went through the history of its creation to the Capitol riots. Series is here if you want to watch it. The conclusion they basically reach is that they think someone is weaponizing it (strongly hinted that it's Flynn) to radicalize people until their basically fascist system. The CIA operative guy who writes those books is super creepy and is either playing his role very well or is genuinely crazy.

What if it's a psychopath who wants to, in the long term, discredit these assholes without a care in the world for what destruction they wreak in the short term? In the short term it's very dangerous, probably not a risk worth taking, but if we make it through that segment it could discredit the right wing for a generation or more.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

HootTheOwl posted:

It's Deus Ex, but the NSF actually are the terrorists everyone says they are

nah it has to be a MJ12 false flag op . or a data cube that where Page says no one can be that dumb and that Onion drafts shouldnt be written on company time.

Chomposaur
Feb 28, 2010




Dapper_Swindler posted:

i love the idea that they view trump as some big strong decider/heroic type. like if i had to compare him to a GOT character, he would be janos slynt. some cowardly fuckhead who does horrible horrible poo poo and than crawls into positions of power and than is too dumb to realize when a situation is bad for him and one that savier assholes are willing to let hang. i feel like if life every caught up to him in that bad of a way. he would probably be saying similar stuff at the end too but with less self awareness or self reflection.

Yeah the idea that a shadow government is secretly pulling the strings so that Biden is really a puppet presidency, but they need Donald John loving Trump behind the scenes telling them what to do because they'd be lost without his amazing leadership... out of all these crazy conspiracies I think that is the craziest to me lol

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Mooseontheloose posted:

did anyone watch the Vice documentary on QAnon. I thought it was pretty interesting and they went through the history of its creation to the Capitol riots. Series is here if you want to watch it. The conclusion they basically reach is that they think someone is weaponizing it (strongly hinted that it's Flynn) to radicalize people until their basically fascist system. The CIA operative guy who writes those books is super creepy and is either playing his role very well or is genuinely crazy.

This has definitely been proposed a few times in the thread but most of the time we end up concluding that Q is a movement composed of 50 cars with no brakes hurtling toward the same destination and 5 drivers between them.

There have been attempts to control the screaming herd but they all end up losing control of the narrative in the end

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Chomposaur posted:

Yeah the idea that a shadow government is secretly pulling the strings so that Biden is really a puppet presidency, but they need Donald John loving Trump behind the scenes telling them what to do because they'd be lost without his amazing leadership... out of all these crazy conspiracies I think that is the craziest to me lol

Nah that’s true but the biggest fantasy is that he’s hefting some huge sword and taking heads.

He’d cut his foot off.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
One of the most obvious complete Trump falsehoods is that he's 6'3" and 240 lbs.

He's like 5'10" (with his lifts he's about 6' as he is noticeably shorter than Trudeau) and well over 300.

Melania at 5'11 is taller than Trump in most images. If you give her 3" for her heels that still puts Trump at under 6'1" in his heels.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Murgos posted:

One of the most obvious complete Trump falsehoods is that he's 6'3" and 240 lbs.

He's like 5'10" (with his lifts he's about 6' as he is noticeably shorter than Trudeau) and well over 300.

Melania at 5'11 is taller than Trump in most images. If you give her 3" for her heels that still puts Trump at under 6'1" in his heels.

I don't know--I'm 5'11" and I'm not tall at all. He does seem taller than average for a man, though I agree that there's no way he's 6'3".

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I don't know--I'm 5'11" and I'm not tall at all. He does seem taller than average for a man, though I agree that there's no way he's 6'3".

And now imagine how you would look in three inch heels.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Murgos posted:

One of the most obvious complete Trump falsehoods is that he's 6'3" and 240 lbs.

He's like 5'10" (with his lifts he's about 6' as he is noticeably shorter than Trudeau) and well over 300.

Melania at 5'11 is taller than Trump in most images. If you give her 3" for her heels that still puts Trump at under 6'1" in his heels.

239 lbs*

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE
He wears Holtzman suspensors like Barron Harkonnen so he's a few inches above the ground.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

That's because he's very specifically not obese, right?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Somfin posted:

That's because he's very specifically not obese, right?

That's the theory yeah lol, 240 at his height is obese and I guess they gambled it would be easier to lie a little bit about his weight and a little bit about his height instead of lie completely wildly about his height

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

239 is also the exact weight of Homer Simpson (except in the one where he deliberately gains 60 pounds). Coincidence?!

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Weldon Pemberton posted:

239 is also the exact weight of Homer Simpson (except in the one where he deliberately gains 60 pounds). Coincidence?!

Are you saying that.. are you saying that Trump ate Homer Simpson?

Is that part of the plan?

Because if you reverse 239 its 932, which Southern Airways Flight 932

Will Biden be unseated in an airline "accident"?

Is there a truce being worked out with the deep state, and they've agreed to let Biden, one of their pawns, perish, in return for some leniency.

But if so it's probably only a gambit.

We know this because SEASON 23 Episode 9 is set in the future.

Trump is confirming the prophecies, because we know there's another future episode of the Simpsons which prophecies the Presidency of Trump.

What does Groening know? What has he known all along?

What other crumbs are buried in the Simpsons?

Get baking. Q out.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Prince was 5'3" tall and was twice the man that Trump is. Height is such an odd thing to use to gauge someone's masculinity.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Murgos posted:

One of the most obvious complete Trump falsehoods is that he's 6'3" and 240 lbs.

He's like 5'10" (with his lifts he's about 6' as he is noticeably shorter than Trudeau) and well over 300.

Melania at 5'11 is taller than Trump in most images. If you give her 3" for her heels that still puts Trump at under 6'1" in his heels.
His abysmal posture looks like it costs him a good 3 inches or so, which I think explains the discrepency

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

crazyvanman posted:

It's a shame there's no remotely ethical way to repeat this famous study but the paedophile version: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/
Couldn't you measure this with the various forms of proxies for child porn that are meant to appeal to pedophiles, like the cartoon versions?

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


ShadowHawk posted:

Couldn't you measure this with the various forms of proxies for child porn that are meant to appeal to pedophiles, like the cartoon versions?

I'm not sure there's any possible way you can get the IRB to sign off on "We make you watch lolicon while we measure your wang"

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Xand_Man posted:

I'm not sure there's any possible way you can get the IRB to sign off on "We make you watch lolicon while we measure your wang"
Sounds like a conspiracy by big science

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Plus who would ever volunteer for that study?

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

The Lone Badger posted:

Plus who would ever volunteer for that study?
People that think they can help prove everyone is secretly a pedophile? People who have nothing to fear?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
That study should be scrutinized, honestly. If a study is over 10 years old (let alone 25) and never been successfully repeated, that's generally cause for being extra critical of the results in academia. Arousal as a reaction to stimuli you don't neccesarily find sexually appealing happens. I think to people it makes a great gotcha to say "ah these homophobes are actually homos themselves how ironic" but tends to not hold up. Some people are just lovely.

RagnarokAngel fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Feb 9, 2021

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Hey y'all. A while ago I intervview a cult deprogrammer and created this documentary on Qanon, online cults/extremist groups and how to get out.

Well, Youtube has ust flagged it for "promoting conspiracy theories" and in some sreas it is now unsearchable. I don't usually outright ask this, but any shares (especially somewhere you think it might get passed around) would help me out, as Youtube's action has killed the ideo's momentum dead. Thanks everybody, hope it manages to help some folks.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

ShadowHawk posted:

Sounds like a conspiracy by big science

I see what you did there.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Calico Heart posted:

Hey y'all. A while ago I intervview a cult deprogrammer and created this documentary on Qanon, online cults/extremist groups and how to get out.

Well, Youtube has ust flagged it for "promoting conspiracy theories" and in some sreas it is now unsearchable. I don't usually outright ask this, but any shares (especially somewhere you think it might get passed around) would help me out, as Youtube's action has killed the ideo's momentum dead. Thanks everybody, hope it manages to help some folks.

Hi friend, this was a good video.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Calico Heart posted:

Hey y'all. A while ago I intervview a cult deprogrammer and created this documentary on Qanon, online cults/extremist groups and how to get out.

Well, Youtube has ust flagged it for "promoting conspiracy theories" and in some sreas it is now unsearchable. I don't usually outright ask this, but any shares (especially somewhere you think it might get passed around) would help me out, as Youtube's action has killed the ideo's momentum dead. Thanks everybody, hope it manages to help some folks.

That's so hosed up, because this is a really good video. Of course you're documenting the cult phenomenon of Q conspiracy and you get flagged for conspiracy. loving brilliant, like all the stuff documenting Nazi movements getting flagged or deleted for Nazi content.

I've already shared it with a number of people because it's really good.

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


I found some Catholic Qanon page on Facebook and made the mistake of reading the posts. Learned all about how the defeat of Donald Trump is a sign that something called the Three Days of Darkness is about to be upon us and we all need to stockpile candles of pure beeswax.

Wulf
May 8, 2008

Taco Duck posted:

I found some Catholic Qanon page on Facebook and made the mistake of reading the posts. Learned all about how the defeat of Donald Trump is a sign that something called the Three Days of Darkness is about to be upon us and we all need to stockpile candles of pure beeswax.

Do they say what happens if I use paraffin or soy candles instead?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Wulf posted:

soy candles

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Wulf posted:

Do they say what happens if I use paraffin or soy candles instead?

Yes. Demons will literally come into your house and tear you to pieces. The same also happens if you use a candle that is only 99% pure beeswax.

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JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Taco Duck posted:

Yes. Demons will literally come into your house and tear you to pieces. The same also happens if you use a candle that is only 99% pure beeswax.

I thought these motherfuckers were Americans! Some fuckin demon tries to come in my house KA-BLAMMO from my freedom guardian!

>furiously searches "israeli beeswax bullets"<
(israeli because everyone knows their ammo has rear-view mirrors and is the best)

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