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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Platystemon posted:

Personal

Locator

Beacon

I was googling these like a year ago but they all seem to cost a crazy amount and require a subscription which costs as much as the device. Is there some sort of cheaper version I'm not aware of?

I'll probably suck up the cost if I ever do a trip which is 2-4 weeks long

hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Feb 9, 2021

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The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

hemale in pain posted:

I was googling these like a year ago but they all seem to cost a crazy amount and require a subscription which costs as much as the device. Is there some sort of cheaper version I'm not aware of?

I'll probably suck up the cost if I ever do a trip which is 2-4 weeks long

These ones don't require a subscription: https://www.rei.com/product/161982/acr-electronics-resqlink-400-personal-locator-beacon

Expensive, yeah, but the subscription-required satellite messengers are just as expensive, if not more.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

hemale in pain posted:

I was googling these like a year ago but they all seem to cost a crazy amount and require a subscription which costs as much as the device. Is there some sort of cheaper version I'm not aware of?

I'll probably suck up the cost if I ever do a trip which is 2-4 weeks long

Locator beacons always seem to cost a fair amount, but a subscription definitely isn't necessary. $2-300 seems like standard pricing, and they last like 5 years or something before you have to replace the battery.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Be careful, though, Locator Beacons are idiotically banned in some countries (like Japan, where they carry a massive fine).

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
If I ever get the chance to do some more solo travelling for wildlife photography, I think I'll pick up a Garmin InReach. It's two way communication and you can get a single month subscription. Compared to the rest of the cost of trips, it's not really that much compared to the potential benefit if something does go wrong.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Thanks for the explanations. I found this PLB. If I ever attempt something like the highland 550 i'll get it or something similiar.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

gschmidl posted:

Locator Beacons are idiotically banned in some countries

Why?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

There is no honor in requiring rescue.

Edit: fucks with the nanobots

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004



According to some random page I googled, radio licensing requirements for the ones that broadcast a radio signal: https://hokkaidowilds.org/can-use-plb-japan

But that's just for ones that broadcast a low 406MHz frequency radio signal, the satellite-based ones are fine.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

There is no honor in requiring rescue.

I suppose Klingons don't use them either then.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

I suppose Klingons don't use them either then.

Klingons act without honor all the time, it's just that our exposure to them is largely through the eyes of Worf, who was raised by Russians and is a bit of a Kleeaboo

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
While the Japan thing sounds bureaucratic, some countries just don't like technology that empowers or allows people to bypass their control.
https://blog.telestial.com/2017/11/countries-where-satellite-phones-banned-or-restricted/

China fucks with it's maps so GPS never lines up (unless it's an approved device that also fucks with the coordinates). Don't get caught using unofficial maps...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Di-UVC-_4

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Pablo Bluth posted:

China fucks with it's maps so GPS never lines up (unless it's an approved device that also fucks with the coordinates). Don't get caught using unofficial maps...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Di-UVC-_4

what the hell

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The worst part about living in China was no Pokémon Go. Also a bunch of other stuff. But the lack of Pokémon Go in spring of 2016 was a bummer.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The worst part about living in China was no Pokémon Go. Also a bunch of other stuff. But the lack of Pokémon Go in spring of 2016 was a bummer.

Tank man was just looking for a rare squirtle.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Outrail posted:

Tank man was just looking for a rare squirtle.

Aren't we all.

I actually did get it to work for exactly thirteen hours one day and caught an Eggsecute on a Chengdu local bus. The next day it wouldn't work at all. Mysterious!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





So ultimately whatever map you use will give you correct directions to where you want to go but the exact GPS coordinates will be wrong?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

If you tried to navigate to a geodetic coordinate (without doing the coordinate system transformation), it would take you to the wrong location. If you asked it to take you to the local bank, that would work because it's using topographical network data about the actual roads and paths to navigate you to that bank.


Also, the GPS company I work at changed up their simulated feeds when Pokemon Go dropped, you could basically teleport around to stops and pokemon locations, it was hilarious.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

hemale in pain posted:

I was googling these like a year ago but they all seem to cost a crazy amount and require a subscription which costs as much as the device. Is there some sort of cheaper version I'm not aware of?

I'll probably suck up the cost if I ever do a trip which is 2-4 weeks long

Renting is also an option.

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Cool. Let us know if you find anything interesting! :thumbsup:

She gets murdered literally every time

Whereas I, a brainsmart lady, hit local trails geared up like I'm Black Ops in a North Korean blacksite

(nah jk I do carry a knife, pepper spray, nav and phone)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s time for another instalment of ill‐prepared German tourists in the American Southwest.

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I was in the Gila Wilderness and a convoy of us campers/fishers were making the drive on the dirt road from Mogollon to Snow Lake when we spotted a forest ranger guy pulled over looking in a ditch. Turns out some idiot tried to make a u-turn and didn't realize the loose rock makes it hard to stop - they went over the edge and high-centered.

We're miles from the nearest "official campground" and it's early spring and the night time gets pretty drat cold. We get a jeep with a winch in position and start to pull the guy out of the ditch. Off a hill comes a white dude in a purple velvet sweatsuit. He's got a walking stick, fanny pack and the purple velvet sweatsuit - that's it. He's a blond dude and pretty skinny. He comes up to us and he tells us he's German and having a great time. We could not get over the purple velvet suit - it was like a real pimp sweatsuit.

The ranger is immediately suspicious - wants to know where's he staying and where he came from. It was around 9:00 in the morning and the only way he could have gotten where he came from was to hike for hours. The German guys is a goofy gently caress and just points off toward the other mountain when asked where he's staying/going.

We all think it's funny, but also question how the guy is getting along with no water and no food (the sun is intense above 5,000 feet even if it's only 75 degrees). The German guy refuses water or any other help and just crosses the road goes off into the woods. The ranger told us he can't really keep the guy from doing that since he seemed okay. He said he'd check a few campsites in that direction later to see if he made it.

We get to Snow Lake and commence drinking like fish in order to better catch fish. That evening the ranger pops by to tell us that nobody at any other camp had seen the dude. He radioed around and no other rangers had abandoned camps or missing campers and they surely hadn't seen a German dude in purple pimp sweatsuit.

That range rolled off duty the next day and his replacement came by to make sure the other ranger was smoking something we gave him. We assured him it all happened. Never heard another word about the German in the purple pimp sweatsuit, but makes for a good story.

Update: Thanks for all the interest! I texted my buddy that was with me that day to reminisce about the German and he reminded me that the Purple Pimp German looked a lot like the actor Rhys Ifans who played "Nigel" the kicker in the Keanu Reeves classic The Replacements. Hope that helps with the mental image. The movie came out like three years after the camping trip, but we remember seeing the moving and thinking Nigel looked just like the crazy German. My friend reiterated how absolutely happy the German was.

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German tourists are....different.

I was doing some stuff in Death Valley NP a couple of summers ago and left via the opposite direction of the construction crew, so this is a second-hand story:

As we were all leaving after a very long night of pouring concrete (they should have been done at around sunrise, but things didn't finish up until like 1pm or so) the archeologist (Let's call him Art) saw a faint glimmer of silver in a bush. Thinking that it was an old balloon (a huge problem - don't release balloons, they always come down somewhere and end up as litter), he turned around to retrieve it. Instead he found a German man sitting there under car windshield sunscreen thing with a piece of rolling luggage by his side. This was an area that was closed off to the public until the road was repaired and nobody would be back through until the next day, so he stopped to talk to the man.

Apparently, the German Man (Claus is a good German name, let's use that) had been dropped off by his wife and mother-in-law the afternoon before and was in the middle of a long hike (like 20-30 miles or so). He had been hiking all night and was taking a break to rest during the day. There were plans to meet up in a day or two, but the women were in Vegas at the casinos.

After some discussion, Art learned that Claus had no food or supplies and had only drank a few sips from one of his three 1/2 liter water bottles since he began the trek (he thought rationing it would be best since he only had a small amount of water). The temperature was already in the 120F range and Art had to explain that the guy could not stay there or he would very literally die. Claus said that he would be fine because he trained by sitting in a sauna a number of times before he left Germany, plus, how would his wife know where to pick him up if they left? After explaining the difference between sitting in a sauna and hiking with no food in a dry desert, Art proceeded to question what would happen if his wife's car broke down or if she got delayed for some reason. There is no phone service in that part of the park and nobody was supposed to be in the area to begin with, so Claus would be SOL if his wife didn't arrive. Claus finally agreed to jump into Art's truck and drive to the nearby town >20 miles away.

As soon as he got into the A/C of the truck and took a few sips of cool water, Claus realized how hot his body actually was and that he was actually in pretty bad shape. When they got to the town they actually Claus' wife and mother-in-law in the parking lot of the only gas station. It turns out that they had broken down there and never made it to Vegas.

After talking a little, Art had to get off to sleep (he had been up all night) and reminded Claus to grab his roller suitcase from the back of the truck. Art casually asked what was inside and Claus opened it to reveal a suitcase full of water bottles. Claus was so delirious from heat that he forgot the heavy bag that he had somehow been rolling across the desert was full of water. Delirium like that is a sign of sunstroke - Claus probably wouldn't have made it through the rest of the day had Art not insisted on him getting into the truck.

TL/DR: German goes hiking in Death Valley and would have died if not for an archeologist who was on his way to a hotel for a nap.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
On a family holiday in the days before fancy smartphones, we got stranded in Eureka Valley in the middle of summer - it's a remote part of Death Valley national park. We had hired a 4x4 but for whatever reason (we found out later), it had been fitted with 3 ply tyres, so the hot gravel track to the dunes basically cut straight through the tyres and popped em. After fitting the spare in well over 100 fahrenheit/40C weather, we trundled back the main/only road and waited there for somebody to pass.

I think we were there for like 6 hours before a car came, and obviously the passengers were French and spoke zero English, but nevertheless we managed to transmit that we were stuck. Queue more hours waiting and eventually a tow truck came from the nearest town. The tow guy said we were insanely lucky because often there wasn't a single car down that road for days at a time, and that the last people to get stuck there were there for 3 days.

All in all, stupid Europeans being the only people doing anything in Death Valley tracks. Roads without people on them for days practically don't even exist here.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Jr. posted:

She gets murdered literally every time

Whereas I, a brainsmart lady, hit local trails geared up like I'm Black Ops in a North Korean blacksite

(nah jk I do carry a knife, pepper spray, nav and phone)

A gun is pretty unnecessary unless you plan on hitting the trail in Syria or strolling with wild abandon outside Joburg.

Maybe in bear country, but if you’re living in Alaska and wander around the wilderness there you probably shouldn’t listen to my advice.

I do usually carry a knife, phone, map and compass if I’m going out for a whole day.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
As a German let me tell you I am not surprised by the stories. We don't have actual wilderness here.
When you go hiking on normal trails (read gravel paths basically) that don't require climbing gear in the Alps, wearing hiking boots and a backpack with water, food, clothes and a first aid kit as you should, you frequently meet other "hikers" that took the gongola up because they only want to walk down... carrying a purse and wearing open shoes, sometimes flip-flops, and looking at their phone on a path that needs at least proper shoes and better yet hiking sticks.

But hey its so easy to go up via gondola hehe, and getting down is a cakewalk anyway, right? What can go wrong.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Hopper posted:

As a German let me tell you I am not surprised by the stories. We don't have actual wilderness here.
When you go hiking on normal trails (read gravel paths basically) that don't require climbing gear in the Alps, wearing hiking boots and a backpack with water, food, clothes and a first aid kit as you should, you frequently meet other "hikers" that took the gongola up because they only want to walk down... carrying a purse and wearing open shoes, sometimes flip-flops, and looking at their phone on a path that needs at least proper shoes and better yet hiking sticks.

But hey its so easy to go up via gondola hehe, and getting down is a cakewalk anyway, right? What can go wrong.

:hai:

I'm from the UK, where the 'countryside' is generally only marginally more dangerous, wild and uninhabited than your average city park (of course that makes the bits that actually are a bit risky all the more pernicious, so you get people who need rescuing after trying to climb a tor on Dartmoor in October in T-shirt, shorts and sandals without even a water bottle and a wind-cheater...). I like to think I'm fairly well informed about American geography - I 'know' large parts of it are very, very empty, and I know you can't ask your friend who's moved to LA to meet you for lunch in St Louis while you're at Disney World....

But every time I've been to North America the sheer scale of everything catches me out in some way. It's not just a big place, but it's the low density - how much empty space is between 'stuff' - in a lot of it. When I was in Canada we went to a great local restaurant in 'the next town over'. Which was over an hour's drive away. That's virtually a road trip in the UK, and certainly enough time to drive through several dozen decent-size towns.

Platystemon posted:

It also works in reverse.

Geraldine Largay stepped off the Appalachian Trail in Maine and got turned around.

These poignant ones always get to me. The ones - again, seemingly particular to North America - where people die 'wilderness' deaths on the fringes of suburbia, often in regular cellphone contact with people trying to help them, are especially haunting. I guess it just emphasises how things can go wrong so quickly.

A historical one like that is the Tragedy at Kufra where three bombers get lost over the Libyan desert in WW2, despite being in radio contact with their base. All three put down in the desert and over the next few days they make a series of flights to try and reach their airfield. All the while they are in (weak) radio contact with base, but the aircraft crews are thoroughly disoriented and lost, and can't even agree exactly where they are, which plagues efforts to search for them. Weather conditions and a severe lack of survival equipment and training do the rest and only one of the 12 aircrew survives.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

BalloonFish posted:

:hai:

I'm from the UK, where the 'countryside' is generally only marginally more dangerous, wild and uninhabited than your average city park (of course that makes the bits that actually are a bit risky all the more pernicious, so you get people who need rescuing after trying to climb a tor on Dartmoor in October in T-shirt, shorts and sandals without even a water bottle and a wind-cheater...). I like to think I'm fairly well informed about American geography - I 'know' large parts of it are very, very empty, and I know you can't ask your friend who's moved to LA to meet you for lunch in St Louis while you're at Disney World....

But every time I've been to North America the sheer scale of everything catches me out in some way. It's not just a big place, but it's the low density - how much empty space is between 'stuff' - in a lot of it. When I was in Canada we went to a great local restaurant in 'the next town over'. Which was over an hour's drive away. That's virtually a road trip in the UK, and certainly enough time to drive through several dozen decent-size towns.

Yeah, if you ever want a real dose of how empty parts of the US can be, drive Salt Lake City to Reno. ~8 hours driving through the high desert, and you'll hit places where they have 'last gas for 100 miles' signs and mean it. Beautiful, if unnerving at night.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Always take your katana on walkies, it is a perfect hiking tool that will protect your honor from any wandering ronin you might meet on the trail

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Liquid Communism posted:

Yeah, if you ever want a real dose of how empty parts of the US can be, drive Salt Lake City to Reno. ~8 hours driving through the high desert, and you'll hit places where they have 'last gas for 100 miles' signs and mean it. Beautiful, if unnerving at night.

This right here is part of why I specifically looked for a hybrid, living in the west. I got lucky a couple times going across the country; never again.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I remember driving with a boyfriend from Chicago to Macomb, Illinois. It wasn't a hugely long drive but boy there was just nothing there for so long. It was January so there was no corn and it looked like the drat Moon. I saw a hill once and watched it go by for minutes on end.

That old cliche is 'The British think 100 miles is a long way, and Americans think 100 years is a long time' and it's held absolutely true. My brother's about to move 200 miles away to Hull and my mum is distraught.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Colonel Cancer posted:

Always take your katana on walkies, it is a perfect hiking tool that will protect your honor from any wandering ronin you might meet on the trail

i only hike in full knight's armor with a claymore. i walk along and challenge everything that moves to meet me on the field of mortal combat. very hard to see out the helmet though so often dueling chipmunks etc

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

BalloonFish posted:

These poignant ones always get to me. The ones - again, seemingly particular to North America - where people die 'wilderness' deaths on the fringes of suburbia, often in regular cellphone contact with people trying to help them, are especially haunting. I guess it just emphasises how things can go wrong so quickly.

Cullen Finnerty. Who were those two guys he saw? Very interesting final phone conversation. They obviously killed him, but how?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Trained yetis, duh.

https://rockandice.com/climbing-news/2021-everest-season-in-limbo-as-pandemic-rages-on/

Looks like 2021 might be a slow Everest year. But companies that don't give a poo poo about covid probably don't give a poo poo about other safety aspects so I'm sure there'll be a satisfactory addition of colorful rich dumb rear end in a top hat corpses to rainbow valley.

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



Hopper posted:

As a German let me tell you I am not surprised by the stories. We don't have actual wilderness here.
When you go hiking on normal trails (read gravel paths basically) that don't require climbing gear in the Alps, wearing hiking boots and a backpack with water, food, clothes and a first aid kit as you should, you frequently meet other "hikers" that took the gongola up because they only want to walk down... carrying a purse and wearing open shoes, sometimes flip-flops, and looking at their phone on a path that needs at least proper shoes and better yet hiking sticks.

But hey its so easy to go up via gondola hehe, and getting down is a cakewalk anyway, right? What can go wrong.

Please explain y'all's outfits, or lack thereof, in American nature. There's always naked Germans somewhere.

When I was in the Grand Canyon in 2019 it was really, really obvious that lots of Europe doesn't have much true wilderness by how many people did not bring a flashlight and just followed me, a headlamp-haver, to the parking lot shuttle after the sun had set, in a place that was celebrating its Dark Sky status.

I mostly spoke with the French- and German- speaking people, didn't want to talk to other Russians because they loving suck ("oh look how fat that man is, this clerk is so slow, the food we got was terrible, I can't believe how late the shuttle is," etc).


SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

A gun is pretty unnecessary unless you plan on hitting the trail in Syria or strolling with wild abandon outside Joburg.

Maybe in bear country, but if you’re living in Alaska and wander around the wilderness there you probably shouldn’t listen to my advice.

I do usually carry a knife, phone, map and compass if I’m going out for a whole day.

:confused: ... that's what I said? Maybe the sarcasm didn't parse, apologies.

This being the Everest thread and not Post Your Hiking Loadout, it sounded like someone was clowning OP for not having a PLB which while great, is very expensive, and shouldn't keep you from going out and actually learning to be a smart and proficient outdoorsperson (ie, avoid situations that require you to need a PLB). Just smacked of that gross hobby gatekeeping where if you don't have expensive gear you shouldn't bother. We all know gear does not a good adventurer make.

(the actual secret is photoshopping yourself in front of Lake Louise)

e: 2019 was not last year

AveMachina fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Feb 10, 2021

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I'd never hike with a gun unless I plan on eating something or its deep backcountry grizzly territory. But I guess a revolver with a single bullet could be a cost effective replacement for a PLB.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That got dark quickly

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
I just watched Death Wish III, so I guess I'd buy a .475 Wildey Magnum. And some Birkenstocks.

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



busalover posted:

I just watched Death Wish III, so I guess I'd buy a .475 Wildey Magnum. And some Birkenstocks.

Bubble gun and stilettos

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

BalloonFish posted:

These poignant ones always get to me. The ones - again, seemingly particular to North America - where people die 'wilderness' deaths on the fringes of suburbia, often in regular cellphone contact with people trying to help them, are especially haunting. I guess it just emphasises how things can go wrong so quickly.

I hate that McCandless ended up getting mythologized as the ideal modern wilderness explorer when he was a delusional or possibly mentally ill young adult who basically lived only because he was lucky, not because he had any skill, training, or experience. IIRC he refused help from seasoned wilderness people including the locals who actually lived there and told him he wasn't prepared.

Didn't they demolish the road and take down the signs leading to where he died because too many similar idiots also tried to make "pilgrimages" and some of them made the same mistakes he did and died?

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



They helicoptered out the bus recently to hopefully stop people from going there and dying.

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
They removed the bus. There was no road to begin with, that was part of the problem.
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