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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I didn’t watch the game but I checked this thread first to find out who won.

Sorry Richard :smith:

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
He's on paternity leave so Howard talked poo poo about him being gone once and is now pretending like he doesn't exist.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

EngineerJoe posted:

Do you guys ever have weird memories of what you were doing when you were listening to something on the show?

I have one when I was listening to Artie and Gilbert being incredibly offensive and it was funny because they were out of control and Howard was pretty uncomfortable with it. It was probably 15 years ago but I remember driving in my car, summer day, sun shining, and I was driving in Montreal towards the casino with the water on the side and a bridge ahead of me.

Man, I wish it wasn't a memory about something insanely racist.

I remember getting a call from my mom that my uncle had been in a car accident(he was fine) and she needed me to go pick up my grandma for a doctors appointment. I forgot I had the Sirius on when I picked up my precious Nanna, she got in the car and a few seconds after the car started Gilbert yells out " I want to cum on Bindi Irwins jap tits". Nanna was quite upset.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Lifespan posted:

He's on paternity leave so Howard talked poo poo about him being gone once and is now pretending like he doesn't exist.

I'm kinda torn about that one. Like he's working from home, does he really need to go on paternity leave?
I can see when they're in studio and he's gone for hours every day, but when working from home? It *seems* like its unnecessary for something like that situation, but I'm neither working from home myself, nor am I a father.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

wesleywillis posted:

I'm kinda torn about that one. Like he's working from home, does he really need to go on paternity leave?
I can see when they're in studio and he's gone for hours every day, but when working from home? It *seems* like its unnecessary for something like that situation, but I'm neither working from home myself, nor am I a father.

You DEFINITELY need paternity/parental leave, unless you just say 'gently caress it' to either your newborn or job, depending on what you focus on.

Without getting too much into it, I've taken parental leave twice, and both times, I wouldn't have been able to both care for a newborn and expect to get any work done at all, if I was working from home.

The sleep deprivation alone is enough to say 'I'm focusing on the baby for a few weeks, not work'.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

You DEFINITELY need paternity/parental leave, unless you just say 'gently caress it' to either your newborn or job, depending on what you focus on.

Without getting too much into it, I've taken parental leave twice, and both times, I wouldn't have been able to both care for a newborn and expect to get any work done at all, if I was working from home.

The sleep deprivation alone is enough to say 'I'm focusing on the baby for a few weeks, not work'.

Yeah thinking people don't need leave because they work from home is ridiculous. Hell, I'd argue you need it more because you're at home.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I can picture Richard giggling in the bathroom as he records his diarrhea noises while his mother in law does all the baby work.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
The paternity leave stuff is where Howard shows he is old. He freaked out about Shuli's time off (that was provided by their own employer) because he feels the mother should be taking care of the kids and the father bringing home the money. I honestly wonder if he is going to "punish" Richard for his time off by taking away some responsibilities or giving him less say when he gets back. Seems like something he would do.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Lifespan posted:

The paternity leave stuff is where Howard shows he is old. He freaked out about Shuli's time off (that was provided by their own employer) because he feels the mother should be taking care of the kids and the father bringing home the money. I honestly wonder if he is going to "punish" Richard for his time off by taking away some responsibilities or giving him less say when he gets back. Seems like something he would do.

Wow, gently caress Howard.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Even if the one parent was completely capable of handling the newborn on their own... good god, let someone enjoy the first days with their newborn. You’ll never get that time back with them.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Former Human posted:

I can picture Richard giggling in the bathroom as he records his diarrhea noises while his mother in law does all the baby work.

Nah, Richard would be raising that kid right by teaching it how to thrash to metal right out of the womb. And learning to love Halloween.

And prank calls. Let's face it, that kid has a good chance to be insanely awesome or just insane.

Lifespan posted:

The paternity leave stuff is where Howard shows he is old. He freaked out about Shuli's time off (that was provided by their own employer) because he feels the mother should be taking care of the kids and the father bringing home the money. I honestly wonder if he is going to "punish" Richard for his time off by taking away some responsibilities or giving him less say when he gets back. Seems like something he would do.

Does it matter? I mean, Richard is probably going into old age still pranking shows of his own free will and doing metal and stuff.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



the ultimate Richard Christy joint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz2N619cwMI

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I love. Black. Wang.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Mike Tur..bin..es...derty?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

kylej posted:

Mike Tur..bin..es...derty?

one of the first prank calls I ever heard, at an age I had no idea who howard stern was let alone sal goobernale. classic

also it's Mitur, not Mike you bum

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

barnold posted:

one of the first prank calls I ever heard, at an age I had no idea who howard stern was let alone sal goobernale. classic

also it's Mitur, not Mike you bum

Exactly! The very oddly named 'Mitur Banisdirty'. C'mon now.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
lol I like when Richard calls the pizza place.

"Is your chicken spicy?

"YES ITS SPICY"

"Is your Turbin dirty?"

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER gently caress YOUR MOTHER!"

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Exactly! The very oddly named 'Mitur Banisdirty'. C'mon now.

it's Mitur Banesderty!!!! what the gently caress is wrong with you jabronis? it's like your brain isn't an encyclopedia of the dumbest poo poo on the planet or something

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Bonzo posted:

lol I like when Richard calls the pizza place.

"Is your chicken spicy?

"YES ITS SPICY"

"Is your Turbin dirty?"

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER gently caress YOUR MOTHER!"

Ethel came through on that call. Too funny.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

What was the Ethel call that was asking for a ton of things, and then replying with the exact same "goooood" each time? I know Richard loves his long ropes of listed items, but I can't remember which one that was.

The barometer is still my all time favourite.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What was the Ethel call that was asking for a ton of things, and then replying with the exact same "goooood" each time? I know Richard loves his long ropes of listed items, but I can't remember which one that was.

The barometer is still my all time favourite.

The buffet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ML9Wgw2BSg


or the dollar store?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5x6pfWmexE

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The barometer is still my all time favourite.

The best part is when he manages to sneak in "sperm count" and the host is too busy telling him to stop to hear it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Richard loves his long ropes

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


I know what I said. :colbert:

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
It just occurred to me... did the guy that did all the Robin news songs die? Is that why she stopped doing the news?

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Astro7x posted:

It just occurred to me... did the guy that did all the Robin news songs die? Is that why she stopped doing the news?

Psych. He has not dead. He's still battling cancer. Someone recently posted one of his emails on Reddit. He's still really positive and fighting.

I suspect they stopped doing Robin's news because of a lack of advertising and/or it being completely useless as it no longer sparks conversation amongst the staff.

Moniker fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Feb 19, 2021

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Moniker posted:

Psych. He has not died. He's still battling cancer. Someone recently posted one of his emails on Reddit. He's still really positive and fighting.

I suspect they stopped doing Robin's news because of a lack of advertising and/or it being completely useless as it no longer sparks conversation amongst the staff.

This makes me sad to hear. Some of the best throwaway bits that the show produced came from the news.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Them not doing the news comes 100% from them not having to. Before they would just end the show with news and Howard only listening halfway. Now they just talk about any news stories they believe will provide a long conversation as part of the regular show. I'm pretty indifferent to it, but I wonder if they will do news again whenever they are back in the studio again.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Anything else, Robin?

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I seemed like they stopped doing the news when the show went remote. I thought part of it may be due to the news being 100% COVID related and not wanting to talk about it even more.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lifespan posted:

Them not doing the news comes 100% from them not having to. Before they would just end the show with news and Howard only listening halfway. Now they just talk about any news stories they believe will provide a long conversation as part of the regular show. I'm pretty indifferent to it, but I wonder if they will do news again whenever they are back in the studio again.

Almost everything good about the show came about because of something they were forced to do. Imagine how lame it would have been if Tom Chiusano had actually done what Howard said he should do.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

rebel rebel

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Anything else, Robin?

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Aw, come on Jackie. That's not funny.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
did anyone ever attend a Romeo Blue concert?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I just want to clarify I don't like chicks with dicks. I followed those accounts by mistake.

I like veiny tits, puffy nips, and Ore-Ida potatoes.

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

I was just going to send Rush a Lotus Note...

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

That reminds me of when Al Franken would do the show and argue with Scott DePace about Rush. When Scott started ranting I wanted to throw my radio out the window.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Former Human posted:

That reminds me of when Al Franken would do the show and argue with Scott DePace about Rush. When Scott started ranting I wanted to throw my radio out the window.

Scott was so, so far out of his league against Franken that it was great to listen to. :allears:

It would be bad when he would come back on afterwards and pretend like he didn't get completely owned.

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I have been listening to the Sour Shoes compilation this week and I forgot all that he has contributed to the show. He is so nuts that most of his calls are just him asking for requests for him to play badly, but in those moments he is locked in he is loving hilarious. Obviously the Langford calls, but things like the 90 minute Gary call to Medicated Pete and even the short Wyatt Imus call saying "Help! My dad is trying to force me to smell his cowboy hat!" are just fantastic.

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