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It's dark so you can't see it but in the last panel Calvin this is the comic where Calvin figures out his dad is always lying to him. It's a weird bit of continuity with the rest of the comic.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 13:33 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 01:53 |
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I'm a big fan of the concept of the Motionless Truth
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 14:16 |
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I want to ask that guy how doors work, should be really interesting. I’m guessing he thinks it’s fine because they are flat.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 14:21 |
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DOOR HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-WALL DOOR CUBE
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 14:30 |
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HootTheOwl posted:It's dark so you can't see it but in the last panel Calvin this is the comic where Calvin figures out his dad is always lying to him. It's a weird bit of continuity with the rest of the comic. What?
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 17:58 |
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Hi, I don't know if this one was posted already but it's pretty clear that any time we make fun of the Marine/Einstein meme, people take it seriously:
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:29 |
Follow me
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:53 |
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HootTheOwl posted:It's dark so you can't see it but in the last panel Calvin this is the comic where Calvin figures out his dad is always lying to him. It's a weird bit of continuity with the rest of the comic. Weatherman posted:What?
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:01 |
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CuddleCryptid posted:Follow me I can't ever read that line without hearing it in Abe's voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy7ERY_6Hg0
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:05 |
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I think the joke is that Calvin is a flat earther and is convinced his dad is lying to him
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:09 |
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There was a joke in there? I couldn't even parse the sentence.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:24 |
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wizzardstaff posted:I can't ever read that line without hearing it in Abe's voice. And I can't read it without hearing it in the voice from the end of this ad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99z_d-iRnsg
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:26 |
Mainstream media sucks!!! I go to real news sources like.....Facebook and Fox News!
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:36 |
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Weatherman posted:What? They're joking about that last panel (I hope) but his dad does have a history of telling him all kinds of bs.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 21:00 |
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Invalid Validation posted:Mainstream media sucks!!! I go to real news sources like.....Facebook and Fox News! REAL news sources like OANN where they gave the deranged pillow salesman 3 hours to go on a drug addled rant about (debunked) voting machine claims that's definitely going to find him on the wrong side of a huge lawsuit.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 21:19 |
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Weatherman posted:There was a joke in there? I couldn't even parse the sentence. No guys, this panel where Calvin realizes his Dad is lying to him, setting the stage for him to become the Narrator in Fight Club. This is also why it is a well known fact that Hobbes can't read. Brad Pitt's method of losing literacy was accomplished via in-character time travel for every role he played.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 21:38 |
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Unrelated but I've been freelancing a lot of cartoon stuff lately and I remain amazed at how good Watterson is
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 21:56 |
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quote:Subject: DAVE BRAT / BLESS YOUR FRIEND MIKE LINDELL FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE... > Melodramatic much? Not me but my dad received this from a pretty good friend of his. It must have really upset him because he responded (and BCCed me) a response that boiled down to "Let's not talk about this and ruin our friendship". I took one look at the 'proof' cited and just laughed heartily. This moron believed a crackhead pillow salesman.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 01:57 |
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quote:AS YOU SAID AT THE AMERICAN RENEWAL PROJECT AT LIBERTY UNIVERSITY Literally beyond parody
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 08:06 |
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Mike Lindell is an endless fountain of top tier content. A true legend of our time.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 14:28 |
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Cerepol posted:Literally beyond parody Yeah I stopped reading right there
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 16:16 |
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I’m of a PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL COMMUNISTIC DISCIPLINE
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 16:19 |
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 13:49 |
Yea dipshit that’s kinda how diseases work.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 15:12 |
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I like the idea that having to test for a disease somehow makes it not deadly or damaging, as if we should just wait for the lung tissues to turn to chowder before making the call if it's really that bad
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 15:42 |
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Brawnfire posted:I like the idea that having to test for a disease somehow makes it not deadly or damaging, as if we should just wait for the lung tissues to turn to chowder before making the call if it's really that bad Actually, this is more reminiscent of a Manhattan chowder what with the blood coloring and all, and many chowder afficionados consider the thin, soupy version to not be a chowder at all. Patient diagnosed with common cold and discharged.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 15:55 |
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From the same dude. Guild Gack Getter.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:25 |
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Hail Satan!
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 17:26 |
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tek79 posted:Hail Satan! SS-18 is that you?
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 21:16 |
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PJOmega posted:SS-18 is that you? I was just appreciating the mark of the beast being used to usher in the 1000-year Bidenocoplyse. I'm used to seeing Biden=COMMIE!!!! meme poo poo from conservatives but not too many Biden=SATAN!!!! references compared to other Democratic politicians (at least from what I've seen). It was a breath of fresh air.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 21:56 |
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tek79 posted:I was just appreciating the mark of the beast being used to usher in the 1000-year Bidenocoplyse. I'm used to seeing Biden=COMMIE!!!! meme poo poo from conservatives but not too many Biden=SATAN!!!! references compared to other Democratic politicians (at least from what I've seen). It was a breath of fresh air. Oh I getcha. I was making a (dumb af) reference to a meme shirt for the horrible John Ringo "Ghost" novels and people's hate readings. https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Oh-no-John-Ringo-Hail-SS-18-Satan-by-JcDent/22597927.FB110
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 00:46 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:01 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:10 |
Respect the president whether you like him or not.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:12 |
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BLM feeling betrayed is probably true yeah, but the person who crafted that meme certainly doesn't loving care. Also lol at "Texas and Florida are mad." Of course they are. They're both red states with a blue president. Not to mention Florida is literally always pissed off.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:22 |
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What were they under W. Bush? ALso, I whipped this one up for what's left of my conservative FB friends that you can use if you want. AFAIK, I've never been FW>FW>FWD before. I don't get all this stuff about Cancel Culture. I mean...what even is that? I don't know what any of you are even talking about. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go steamroll some Dixie Chicks CD's, set fire to some Colin Kaepernick jerseys and my Nike sneakers, eat some Freedom Fries, dump all my bottles of Heinz condiments and Ben & Jerry's ice cream down the sink, ban Dungeons and Dragons and Harry Potter books from libraries, sue Judas Priest for a kid's suicide, not vote for people who don't wear flag lapel pins, boycott Jane Fonda movies, flush some Kellogg's cereal down the toilet, work on my front page newspaper layout turning French people into rats, not laugh at Kathy Griffin, piss on Dan Rather's grave, fire Bill Maher, make some Caitlyn Jenner jokes, Tweet some poo poo at David Hogg and very aggressively get back to my normal routine of aggressively not watching NFL football or NBA basketball. Especially the Dallas Mavericks for not playing a song that is a fundamental and essential element of enjoying a sporting event.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:36 |
Just him, the South Korean Army, the US Navy, the US secret service, the...
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 21:45 |
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CuddleCryptid posted:Just him, the South Korean Army, the US Navy, the US secret service, the... Vice President mean mugging' across the DMZ...
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 22:10 |
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Texas is secretly thrilled and relieved beyond belief. making GBS threads on Texas cities during Trump just wasn't cutting it and now that Biden is in the office they can be performative mad as hell at the White House instead.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 22:17 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 01:53 |
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Really? The lower one couldn't even go visit his friends in Congress despite a mob carrying pitchforks and spears and baseball bats in front of him.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:50 |