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my brain runs at about 2Hz so i havent been able to figure out if i get a notification when someone quotes my posts or if i gotta scroll through every thread i post in like a schizo every 2 minutes also, hi please be gentle |
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hello and welcome to byob! i recommend hanging out, chilling, and being cool
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 21:13 |
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oh loving christ it doesnt notify me when someone quotes my posts this is going to be agony maybe i can spend far too much time writing a web scraper to do it for me ---------------- |
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hbag posted:my brain runs at about 2Hz so i havent been able to figure out if i get a notification when someone quotes my posts or if i gotta scroll through every thread i post in like a schizo every 2 minutes test |
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hbag posted:my brain runs at about 2Hz so i havent been able to figure out if i get a notification when someone quotes my posts or if i gotta scroll through every thread i post in like a schizo every 2 minutes hey new guy did you get notified? |
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Sally posted:hey new guy did you get notified? i did not i must now find a way to get notified when im quoted, or spend the rest of my life checking every thread ive ever posted in to see if someone quoted me because i'm that kind of autistic ---------------- |
# ? Feb 13, 2021 21:37 |
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beep beep you have a new message op
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 22:01 |
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alright man either im missing something or i DO actually have to check every single thread ive posted in to see if ive been quoted which is it fellas ---------------- |
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hbag posted:oh loving christ it doesnt notify me when someone quotes my posts this is going to be agony that would be impressive |
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Macnult posted:that would be impressive yeah itd also eat my internet since itd have to check EVERY thread ive posted in every n minutes so id rather not have to resort to that ---------------- |
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sk posted:hello and welcome to byob! i recommend hanging out, chilling, and being cool pfft you recommend that to everyone |
# ? Feb 13, 2021 22:09 |
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OP you can use quoting:"username" in search to see. I wrote a thread parser a while back to get notifications about when i should post to get a page snype a while back, it wasn't that difficult. Search is limited to every ten ish seconds mind you, and there's probably further limiting when you poll more often. I'd recommend something set to 15m edit: automated page snype notifications script here: https://tpaste.us/X1Be Yours will have to be more complex because you want to check the content of the search results and parse those out. Wouldn't be that difficult to use an xml parser to extract the content, or just find the exact tag and grab everything between it I guess. alexandriao fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Feb 13, 2021 |
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alexandriao posted:OP you can use invaluable advice, thank you i could probably write a basic scraper to check every few minutes, note down any quotes it sees, and ping me if it finds any that it didnt see the last time this might actually be simpler than i thought ---------------- |
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...or, y'know, i could just have it scan whenever i ask it to, because im not THAT anal about replying at lightning speed
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hbag posted:...or, y'know, i could just have it scan whenever i ask it to, because im not THAT anal about replying at lightning speed I actually kind of like |
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a script that notifies you for every new post in byob |
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Macnult posted:a script that notifies you for every new post in byob don't tempt me ---------------- |
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I just assume everyone quoted with me and don’t read posts
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nut posted:I just assume everyone quoted with me and don’t read posts |
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god loving damnit you tempted me im making it after i make my quote notification script ---------------- |
# ? Feb 13, 2021 22:35 |
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the script is gonna be great |
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if you want i can read your threads and notify you when someone quotes but there's gonna be a day or two latency period as i make my way through daily life
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Checking for posts is what we call lurking, then you're reading posts rather than making posts and therefore you're a lurker, who, by law, must post I recommend not lurking and always posting, it saves a lot of effort
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Glutes Are Great posted:Checking for posts is what we call lurking, then you're reading posts rather than making posts and therefore you're a lurker, who, by law, must post i close my eyes, and get up from bed, cross my apartment and with one hand steadily outstreached i turn my chair to face me, take a seat, eyes still closed. the familiar sounds of my desktop booting up lead to the clacks of keys being depressed as my password is entered. a few more keystrokes, a few clicks, and a smile spreads across my face, extended even to my closed eyes. smile and laugh lines well worn. i click, click again, and begin to type. soon, i can open my eyes, solid in the knowledge that i did not, will not, lurk today. tap tap tap tap click. "bump"
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Glutes Are Great posted:Checking for posts is what we call lurking, then you're reading posts rather than making posts and therefore you're a lurker, who, by law, must post but with machines we can now automate the lurkers..... what hath technology wrought |
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Heather Papps posted:i close my eyes, and get up from bed, cross my apartment and with one hand steadily outstreached i turn my chair to face me, take a seat, eyes still closed. the familiar sounds of my desktop booting up lead to the clacks of keys being depressed as my password is entered. a few more keystrokes, a few clicks, and a smile spreads across my face, extended even to my closed eyes. smile and laugh lines well worn.
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Heather Papps posted:i close my eyes, and get up from bed, cross my apartment and with one hand steadily outstreached i turn my chair to face me, take a seat, eyes still closed. the familiar sounds of my desktop booting up lead to the clacks of keys being depressed as my password is entered. a few more keystrokes, a few clicks, and a smile spreads across my face, extended even to my closed eyes. smile and laugh lines well worn. Bump |
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Hallo new guy. If you think posting ITT will get you out of sharing pics of pets or discussing your favorite crimes, you are sadly mistaken. |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Hallo new guy. If you think posting ITT will get you out of sharing pics of pets or discussing your favorite crimes, you are sadly mistaken. my pets are all dead and my favourite crime is uhhhh that's actually a tough one ---------------- |
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oh, and obviously, when the scripts are done i'll post links to them make sure you read through them first to make sure i havent put anything weird in them - i'm not going to, obviously, but it's good practice ---------------- |
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i dont suppose ur an expert at javascript promises and love solving other ppls problems | |
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Vei posted:i dont suppose ur an expert at javascript promises and love solving other ppls problems my poo poo's more python, lua, and a tiny amount of bash tbh could probably give it a shot though ---------------- |
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hbag posted:my poo poo's more python, lua, and a tiny amount of bash tbh https://pastebin.com/JGs4kz4z here is my code im trying to call the 2 functions at the same time (so http requests go out at the same time), but function 2 shouldnt output its response unless function 1 is already finished running... the problem is, i have no idea how Promises work, and apparently i've just made it so function 2 doesnt get called at all until function 1 is done* *i feel bad already pls dont worry about my bugs** **unless... haha.... |
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Vei posted:alright, newbie, *tucks icon away*, in order to truly be welcomed to this forum in which i am definitely an OG in, you must do my work for me i'll give this a look when i can get around to remembering poo poo about js, no promises though ---------------- |
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hbag posted:i'll give this a look when i can get around to remembering poo poo about js, no promises though |
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Vei posted:alright, newbie, *tucks icon away*, in order to truly be welcomed to this forum in which i am definitely an OG in, you must do my work for me Would it be okay if I showed you how to do this without jQuery? It's very simple. |
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Hey nerds |
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cruft posted:Would it be okay if I showed you how to do this without jQuery? ! most definitely would be appreciated |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Hey nerds |
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nerds is cool now
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