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There's going to be a Qanon Catholic horror movie where an icon of Saint Romero starts haunting a family. "What an odd-looking... figurine." 
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Taco Duck posted:Learned all about how the defeat of Donald Drumpf is a sign that something called the Three Days of Darkness is about to be upon us and we all need to stockpile candles of pure beeswax. Unless you're an actual beekeeper, I'm not sure how you can be sure that the stuff you're buying from stores isn't unadulterated in some way. On the upside, if the Apocalypse does happen, at least you can blame capitalism for the red cinder the Earth will become 
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Feb 12, 2021 12:29
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CommissarMega posted:Unless you're an actual beekeeper, I'm not sure how you can be sure that the stuff you're buying from stores isn't unadulterated in some way. If you're an actual beekeper, how can you be sure the bees aren't unadulterated. 
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Feb 12, 2021 12:52
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Ola posted:If you're an actual beekeper, how can you be sure the bees aren't unadulterated. You have to interrogate them regularly and very loudly, every single one
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Feb 12, 2021 12:56
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All bees are unadulterated because they all just have the one wife
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Feb 12, 2021 14:12
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Dohohoho
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Feb 12, 2021 15:09
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Inspector Hound posted:All bees are unadulterated because they all just have the one Correction
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Feb 12, 2021 15:18
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Dude have you seen the queen, total MILF
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Feb 12, 2021 15:26
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VitalSigns posted:Dude have you seen the queen, total MILF Is this becoming a monster girls thread?
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Feb 13, 2021 00:24
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CommissarMega posted:Unless you're an actual beekeeper, I'm not sure how you can be sure that the stuff you're buying from stores isn't unadulterated in some way. On the upside, if the Apocalypse does happen, at least you can blame capitalism for the red cinder the Earth will become I can't imagine that catholic supply dot com would do me wrong. https://shop.catholicsupply.com/3-day-100-beeswax-devotional-candle.aspx
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Feb 13, 2021 05:09
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$15 per candle? Well I guess now we know where dril's budgetary issues came from.
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Feb 13, 2021 05:33
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PT6A posted:$15 per candle? Well I guess now we know where dril's budgetary issues came from. No.
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Lammasu posted:Is this becoming a monster girls thread? ngl if I had a button that turned Qultists into monstergirls I'd pick up a jackhammer Taco Duck posted:I can't imagine that catholic supply dot com would do me wrong. *Martin Luther rises from the grave, sighs, and starts writing again*
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Carnival of Shrews posted:Time for the article where a hot-Gospeller who has changed his politics, but not his religion, cross-checks Trump's behaviour for how well it correlates with that of the Antichrist: It's pretty likely that the worst stuff attested to Nero was :stdh: because that's just what happened when someone got couped for whatever reason. You either destroyed his name from history or made up as much poo poo about it as possible so no one could ever think he was good. And the big stuff he was hated for was raising taxes to spend money on the poor. He was still popular enough that a bunch of potential claimants to the throne after his suicide called themselves Nero II. Wouldn't be surprising for Christians to hate him enough to go along with bad-mouthing him.
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Feb 15, 2021 17:13
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Kchama posted:It's pretty likely that the worst stuff attested to Nero was :stdh: because that's just what happened when someone got couped for whatever reason. You either destroyed his name from history or made up as much poo poo about it as possible so no one could ever think he was good. And the big stuff he was hated for was raising taxes to spend money on the poor. He was still popular enough that a bunch of potential claimants to the throne after his suicide called themselves Nero II. Imagine that 2000 years from now, post-collapse historians are trying to piece together what the Obama presidency was like, but the only thing they have to go off of is an archive of Fox News articles and comment sections. I'd think that Dread Emperor Hussein-Obama would be viewed pretty similarly to the popular image of Nero we have nowadays.
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Feb 15, 2021 18:10
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Imagine that 2000 years from now, post-collapse historians are trying to piece together what the Obama presidency was like, but the only thing they have to go off of is an archive of Fox News articles and comment sections. I'd think that Dread Emperor Hussein-Obama would be viewed pretty similarly to the popular image of Nero we have nowadays.  Fig 2b: The Tansuit circa 2014 (reconstruction)
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Imagine that 2000 years from now, post-collapse historians are trying to piece together what the Obama presidency was like, but the only thing they have to go off of is an archive of Fox News articles and comment sections. I'd think that Dread Emperor Hussein-Obama would be viewed pretty similarly to the popular image of Nero we have nowadays. One could only hope that the history books will paint an accurate picture of the Obama legacy of bombed out childrens' hospitals and weddings.
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Lib and let die posted:One could only hope that the history books will paint an accurate picture of the Obama legacy of bombed out childrens' hospitals and weddings. Hey. Let he who is without sin, etc. Yes, I’m sure you’ve never personally approved a wedding bombing. But you’ve also never had the opportunity to do so, so how do you know what you’d do?
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So my local Q person mentioned something about the supreme court doing a thing on the 18th. Any idea what the gently caress popped into their head on that one?
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Dirk the Average posted:So my local Q person mentioned something about the supreme court doing a thing on the 18th. Any idea what the gently caress popped into their head on that one? They're hearing the case on whether to install Trump as the secret Real President.
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Feb 16, 2021 06:53
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Zwabu posted:They're hearing the case on whether to install Trump as the secret Real President. I think you mean Zwabu posted:They're secretly hearing the secret case on whether to secretly install Trump as the secret Real President. that way when nothing happens it's because: it's too opsec; or it did happen but it's a secret; or you're on dodecasecret probation; or anything that will allow them to continue to believe.
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Feb 16, 2021 07:08
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Imagine that 2000 years from now, post-collapse historians are trying to piece together what the Obama presidency was like, but the only thing they have to go off of is an archive of Fox News articles and comment sections. I'd think that Dread Emperor Hussein-Obama would be viewed pretty similarly to the popular image of Nero we have nowadays. The most famous artist of the Third Renaissance will paint a picture of Obama in a tan suit, eating dijon mustard from the pot with a silver spoon (muslamically), while looking out of the white house windows to see the twin towers falling. It will be hailed as a masterpiece.
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Kchama posted:It's pretty likely that the worst stuff attested to Nero was :stdh: because that's just what happened when someone got couped for whatever reason. You either destroyed his name from history or made up as much poo poo about it as possible so no one could ever think he was good. And the big stuff he was hated for was raising taxes to spend money on the poor. He was still popular enough that a bunch of potential claimants to the throne after his suicide called themselves Nero II. Also known as the Catherine the Great principle.
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predicto posted:Also known as the Catherine the Great principle. Given that she's called "Catherine the Great" they didn't do a particularly good job.
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The Lone Badger posted:Given that she's called "Catherine the Great" they didn't do a particularly good job. That's based on user reviews I think, ref. Ivan the Terrible ⭐ (1.2) They didn't have bot armies to manipulate aggregated feedback back then.
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The Lone Badger posted:Given that she's called "Catherine the Great" they didn't do a particularly good job. She gave the title to her self. She really loved Peter. The Great, not the third. gently caress that guy.
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Dirk the Average posted:So my local Q person mentioned something about the supreme court doing a thing on the 18th. Any idea what the gently caress popped into their head on that one? if they meant the 19th, that's the date the Supreme Court has a bunch of Lin Wood's and Sidney Powell's still-pending appeals up for review on its docket, and I assume the qanon people are assuming that this means they're about to rule on these cases in order to reverse the election in time for the "true" inauguration instead of dismissing them as moot because of laches
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Feb 16, 2021 14:04
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Zwabu posted:They're hearing the case on whether to install Trump as the secret Real President. Q followers cope with the shattering defeat and disappointment by deluding themselves that actually everything worked out for them. Biden and the Democrats are all either forced to play out their roles at gunpoint, being essentially prisoners in private, or otherwise clones. Meanwhile Trump totally succeeded at everything and remains president in secret and is completely carrying out his holy agenda. In this manner Q-heads start staunchly defending the status quo and become centrists.
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The Lone Badger posted:Given that she's called "Catherine the Great" they didn't do a particularly good job. "Great" meaning "large" or "immense," they use it in the pejorative sense!
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HootTheOwl posted:She gave the title to her self. Like you wouldn't give yourself a grandiose title if you were in charge. Though the fact that it stuck even past her death no doubt infuriates her also dead enemies.
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Feb 16, 2021 23:48
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The stuff spread by her enemies make her sound awesome though ("no puny man dick could satisfy her gargantuan she-ra vagina, only the hugest horse cock for her pleasure!"), while all the stuff she was proud of was horrible (started a bunch of wars, murdered piles of people, enslaved tens of thousands, was indifferent to the serfs, generally was evil and greedy and lovely)
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VitalSigns posted:The stuff spread by her enemies make her sound awesome though ("no puny man dick could satisfy her gargantuan she-ra vagina, only the hugest horse cock for her pleasure!"), while all the stuff she was proud of was horrible (started a bunch of wars, murdered piles of people, enslaved tens of thousands, was indifferent to the serfs, generally was evil and greedy and lovely) Don't forget being Mother of the Year (lol) To be fair though her son DID suck
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VitalSigns posted:The stuff spread by her enemies make her sound awesome though ("no puny man dick could satisfy her gargantuan she-ra vagina, only the hugest horse cock for her pleasure!"), while all the stuff she was proud of was horrible (started a bunch of wars, murdered piles of people, enslaved tens of thousands, was indifferent to the serfs, generally was evil and greedy and lovely) Beastiality is pretty gross no matter how epic you make it sound dude
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RagnarokAngel posted:Beastiality is pretty gross no matter how epic you make it sound dude ugh you sound exactly like every rear end in a top hat stable manager I've ever dealt with
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John F Kennedy Jr makes Elaine lose the contest in that episode of Seinfeld e he ends up sleeping with Seinfeld's girlfriend Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Feb 20, 2021 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1361733388122681348
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Don Gato posted:Like you wouldn't give yourself a grandiose title if you were in charge. Though the fact that it stuck even past her death no doubt infuriates her also dead enemies. Charles the Bald, Ethelread the Unready, and Edward Longshanks all up in heaven angrily demanding to have a word.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Charles the Bald, Ethelread the Unready, and Edward Longshanks all up in heaven angrily demanding to have a word. Edward Longshanks is a freaking badass name. Dude was so huge and terrifying that a person literally died of a heart attack when he was yelling at him, that nickname wasn't mocking. Of course, Edward was also known as Malleus Scotorum so he had options.
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