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Mr.Misfit posted:"This content is not available in your region"....apparently its too much monster dick for german censors... Oo Unlikely that any German official has ever seen this. It's a publisher decision. Valve steadfastly refuses to implement age checks though, which is pretty annoying.
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Terrible Awful Games: Unlikely that any German official has ever seen this.
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![]() This is definitely somebody's fetish fuel, right? It's one of those things where on paper and to the uninitiated it would appear completely innocuous, but there's a little bit too much love put into the wrong places in the art and animation.
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I found some of the artist's work and it has tags like "bloated", "feeding" and "stuffed" soooooooo....
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Blink and you'll miss it but there's definitely vore in the trailer.
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ultrafilter posted:Blink and you'll miss it but there's definitely vore in the trailer. If you read the game description, vore is a central mechanic of the game.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Terrible Awful Games: vore is a central mechanic of the game
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But enough about Kirby
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Ghost Leviathan posted:But enough about Kirby Hey...
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EVIL Gibson fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Feb 27, 2021 |
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ErrEff posted:The game is called Space Sex. There is zero imagination on display here. I mean, space sex would be an imaginative name for a game about loving elon musk.
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A QWOP-type loopy physics game about loving in zero G would actually be fairly amusing
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Antigravitas posted:Valve steadfastly refuses to implement age checks though, which is pretty annoying. Steam does have age checks, though. Even some regular games that have nudity have made me click through an age check to see the page.
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Schubalts posted:Steam does have age checks, though. Even some regular games that have nudity have made me click through an age check to see the page. Yes, but clicking "I was totally born on January first [whatever year you hit while scrolling down]" is not good enough for german youth protection laws. They'd actually have to verify names and ID card numbers for that.
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Tamba posted:Yes, but clicking "I was totally born on January first [whatever year you hit while scrolling down]" is not good enough for german youth protection laws. They'd actually have to verify names and ID card numbers for that. We should copy that law. That's a good idea.
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John_A_Tallon posted:We should copy that law. That's a good idea. It's not, because I do NOT want any random company to request photos of my ID card Make a law that requires age gates to use Leisure Suit Larry style questions instead
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Yeah it's an absolutely horrible idea that's popular with people who don't understand how websites work. The UK ended up dropping similar plans after realizing they were unworkable.
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I have only seen this age check applied once, in the early 2000s, for a German Counter Strike community site. You had to enter your card ID number to verify your age. This was pointless, because there where (and still are, just checked) a whole lot of sites where you can just generate a valid ID for that purpose. Doing that was faster and than getting your real ID card from your wallet and typing out the number.
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I'm from Spain and Youtube recently started asking for my ID or credit card to verify my age before I can watch mature videos, and there's no loving way I'm doing that.
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ymgve posted:It's not, because I do NOT want any random company to request photos of my ID card You know darn well that the answers would need to be googlable or no one would be able to answer any of the questions properly. No, I'm afraid the only recourse is an obnoxious law. The alternative is for people to monitor their children, and we all know they put them in front of the computer when they specifically don't want to be around their kids.
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Elman posted:I'm from Spain and Youtube recently started asking for my ID or credit card to verify my age before I can watch mature videos, and there's no loving way I'm doing that. It's new EU regulations. I get this if I try to buy anything off Steam now. I need to use my bank account login and it's a pain in the arse, but at least it's secure.
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Lodin posted:It's new EU regulations. I get this if I try to buy anything off Steam now. I need to use my bank account login and it's a pain in the arse, but at least it's secure. I'm actually not sure if it's specified to what extent you have to control access in the EU regulations. I didn't find anything when I quickly searched the EU legislation about requiring IDs and such, so I think it might be Google overreaching. (Or I just suck at searching)
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In my case I think it's Valve pissing themselves and just following orders. The EU is the reason there are refunds after all.
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$15. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1218320/Zack_2_Celestines_Map/ E: And whatever this is: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1517930/Bonkey_Trek_Quimdung_Edition/ Wow, what a queue today. Yikes. E:E: Bonus game. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1185140/The_Golden_Cross/ Jamfrost fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1522070/Zenith_Into_Maronarium/ Apparently this is the fifth game in the 'franchise'(?), a series of Russian games whose entire gimmick is... insane sensory overload that make you want to press Alt+F4? And it's not just shmups, the others in the series are first-person shooters and platformers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUm6o5vTLM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i0N52G6N_k I don't know what to say.
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Some of those games might actually be great in the vein of Cruelty Squad
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![]() Exciting new developments in the Slenderman gaming garbage pile! I have to admit some disappointment that it didn't turn out to be the Slenderwaifu I initially imagined when I saw the title.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
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Find forest porn in a haunted forest, but the forest porn itself is not necessarily haunted.
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Can you manage to jack off and run home before Slenderman finds you?
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You won't last 5 minutes in this game! Because Slenderman killed you. ![]()
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Captain Hygiene posted:
It took a while for the Slender-like games to find their final form and niche, but now I think the genre has been perfected...
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Given the way most porn games work, a full on woods porn simulator probably would go over great.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Given the way most porn games work, a full on woods porn simulator probably would go over great. I'm picturing something Oregon Trail-esque. You go out on an expedition, you check likely hiding spots (fallen log, abandoned shed, etc), you get a random amount of porns. "You found 35 big titty goth magazines. However, you could only carry 10 back to your wank shack and half the pages were stuck together."
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Dareon posted:I'm picturing something Oregon Trail-esque. You go out on an expedition, you check likely hiding spots (fallen log, abandoned shed, etc), you get a random amount of porns. I hope all the porn is drawn with that 80s style manga aesthetic too
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ymgve posted:Make a law that requires age gates to use Leisure Suit Larry style questions instead Spiro Agnew was Richard Nixon's VP.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Given the way most porn games work, a full on woods porn simulator probably would go over great. A bit like My Summer Car to first locate the porn, but then Surgeon Simulator to open the magazine to different pages and crank it.
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Suddenly I'm convinced some kind of Jerkin' It Simulator with knockoff Surgeon Simulator controls already exists
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Captain Hygiene posted:Suddenly I'm convinced some kind of Jerkin' It Simulator with knockoff Surgeon Simulator controls already exists Probably by the person who made Onlycans or perhaps the gay car game
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Stealing this from the truck-sim thread. Dark_Swordmaster posted:gently caress new lighting, feast your eyes on the new competition!
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