Captain Monkey posted:

if I was magneto I'd just carry around a pocket full of small screws so that I could verify my power's availability at any time.

Captain Monkey posted:

if I was magneto I'd just carry around a pocket full of small screws so that I could verify my power's availability at any time.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What's a Nilla Wafer? Sounds bland.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is it this thread that eat my poo poo and hair came from

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Paladinus posted:

For those confused, it's not actually the official account of the Nilla brand wafers by Nabisco.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

A lot of screws are non-magnetic. As I have found out to my own cost.

Inceltown posted:

Sacrificing your blue tick to the gods of posting mischief is a time honoured tradition.

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

Nilla wafers' sole use is to alchemically transform banana pudding from garbage into a tasty dessert

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

Nilla wafers' sole use is to alchemically transform banana pudding from garbage into a tasty dessert

BOrangeFury posted:

I know, I was just making sillies on account of the people who bothered to remember this.

In any case, the worst that can come of this is either being perma'd, which I already have a backup account for, or having some silly LP-relevant custom title that will only shame me in my majority of posts in Pet Island. In either case, money well wasted!

So, 8x6 is too big? I'll have it shrunk. And should I actually start posting in the LP forums, or should I take the next months to refine my style?

flatluigi posted:

Wouldn't that also be banned if you were permabanned?

BOrangeFury posted:

Only if you ever find me.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Animal Friend posted:

I had a magnificently senile maths/physics teacher in high school.

In year 9 we realised that if we sat in the back of class he would literally distract himself after 3-4 students at the front of the class when checking peoples work. The school was going through renovations in that year so there was always lots of storage, particularly for the school musicals in various classrooms. We used to see how many different props we could put on while he was looking away without him noticing, but he never blinked. I once left a class of his wearing multiple plastic top hats and wrapped in fake spider-webs.

He used to give detentions and punishments and then forget about them later that day. He told my friend to collect a bag of rocks during lunch break, which he did. When he brought the teacher the bag of rocks, the teacher was just like "why did you do that?"
"You asked me to."
"Why would I do that?"

You could get him distracted for over an hour by asking any random question. "How do dogs run" and "How is suede made" were stand-outs. He would give lectures on any topic no matter the class. He once spent an entire double period explaining in excruciating detail with hand-drawn diagrams how to build a brick wall. He made it so dull that at one point a kid up front asked if we could please get back to quadratic equations and he said "No, this is something you all need to know."

Anyhow to the relevant information. He had like his second heart attack while I was there. It very nearly killed him and he had a pacemaker put in. During a physics class he plugged in a van de Graaff generator (or something similar; it was some wierd doodad that sent a current through the body) and went to touch it in front of everybody (he was bald). Some kid was like, "Wait, if you have a pacemaker, won't that kill you?" and he chuckled and said "Yeah, probably," and just put it away.

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/party_harderson/status/1365082769559273473?s=21

Since it’ll get deleted

axolotl farmer posted:

Donut filler or stigmata machine?

https://i.imgur.com/8F8x27q.mp4

Queadlunn posted:

"Hans, why did you design the machine so the needles are pupil-width apart and the actuating levers are were someone could be putting their hands if they're falling towards it?"

"..."

GreyjoyBastard posted:

where we're going, we need eyes full of delicious apricot filling to see

trapped mouse posted:

Marcade posted:

That has a shameful lack of Paul Bearer. And Kanyon, and Larry Sweeney, and Brodie Lee, and Jesus Christ the more people I think of the more depressing it is.

sticklefifer posted:

Jesus Christ's pro wrestling career was pretty overrated, imo.

ZixTheYeti posted:

And very unprofessional. Took a spear, laid down for a 3 count, then no sold it.

Marcade posted:

My post is there as set-up

Sham bam bamina! posted:

It's not before quotes were linked, because the post right after that one is me saying I already posted it, and when I checked my own posts, I found the quotes complete with links.

Marcade posted:

My Lovely Horse posted:

That is so good for going for a less obvious move than the Crucifix

Sham bam bamina! posted:

It's not before quotes were linked, because the post right after that one is me saying I already posted it, and when I checked my own posts, I found the quotes complete with links.

Wachter posted:

yall be dating men who ask the waiter for a mound of loam "with fertiliser", then be surprised that he a Potato Head

Carthag Tuek posted:

i actually edited in like "i guess this is c/p from before we got quote links

apparently it didnt go through, or i dreamt it wtf

MisterOblivious posted:

I've literally heard somebody say that at a shooting event.

"I have 65,000 rounds of 556 I don't need supplies. I'll take them."

Another SA thread discussing those tweets pointed out that solo-preppers are basically the "dragons horde of supplies for a coordinated group."


The thing I've always found funny about prepper cosplay is that if you actually think the apocalypse is coming, you should have giant water tanks and 50lb bags of salt to cure the meat you expect to hunt up in your post-apocolyptic fantasy. If society collapses gold is pointless and salt & water are some of the most valuable resources on the planet.


Salt: A World History

https://www.amazon.com/Salt-World-History-Mark-Kurlansky/dp/0142001619/

Vim Fuego posted:

I read this book. It's a little dry

Cyrano4747 posted:

Dad, log off. You need to mow the lawn.

Discussion Quorum posted:

Was it sodium funny you forgot to laugh?

canyoneer posted:

Na

Sham bam bamina! posted:

It's bizarre that it was ever formatted without quote links; the original thread is from 2015, years after they were implemented. The quotes in the thread itself have links. The poster you quoted had to go out of his way to remove them.

madeintaipei posted:

Some guy from wallstreetbets just drank his own piss on camera. I don't know if that's related to Gamestop, but I thought y'all should know.

Heath posted:

It might affect the stock price

Anita Dickinme posted:

GameStop stock has gone up $15 since I checked four hours ago.