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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Summons to Appear, holy poo poo LOL

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


This one hit hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-xpESnLAo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/REALBURTIIS/status/1365139240821141505

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Rabble posted:

This dude's balls are doing the splits lol

I think it’s dick on the left, balls on the right

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Ah, memories.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Damnit I guess I'm watching this movie again.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Ironically they actually gave Stallone a rat burger there and he was meant to spit it out but he kept eating it and when the director tried to take it off him he started a fist fight with the crew to protect his burger and they had to sedate him.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

My brain refused to recognize that as a before/after photo of the same dog at first.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The second photo looks like the baby from Eraserhead.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


There are like 12 independently weird things on that cover. I must have a copy.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


holy poo poo this twitter thread is an absolute train wreck

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

mdemone posted:

There are like 12 independently weird things on that cover. I must have a copy.

Everett Dirksen's cover of Johnson's Speeches was much more metal.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Any goons out there drowning in pussy?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

No I got good at holding my breath.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Guybrush Threepwood posted:

I can hold my breath for ten minutes!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

The Aristocats!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

The Aristocats!

Yesss

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Meowie Antoinette


Maximilien Robespurrere

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005


Nerf have really upped their game.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Cartoon Man posted:



Any goons out there drowning in pussy?

Nah, I always wear my PFD (pussy floatation device).

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Nerf have really upped their game.

That's nothing.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






How!
Oct 29, 2009

drat, king cakes are hosed up these days

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


that's how they make baby oil

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I've seen that gadget before; what actually is it?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I've seen that gadget before; what actually is it?

Xray machine

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I've seen that gadget before; what actually is it?

Imobilizing babies, usually for x-rays.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




Tag your gore please

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
TIL that The Pigg-O-Stat™ is the World’s Top Clinically-Proven, Time-Tested, and Medically-Trusted Pediatric Immobilizer
https://www.piggostat.com/

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

raverrn posted:

Imobilizing babies, usually for x-rays.

Baby Immobilizer is a good user name

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


I had arms like that as a baby. The old panzer driver who owned our apartment used to make what fingers he had left into circles and move my arm fat up and down while saying, "But-ter churn, but-ter churn, but-ter churn." I can't help but giggle everytime I see a butter churn. You know that ticklish feeling when someone pinches the bottom part of your upper arm? That feeling.

Herr Günser. Gentle dude, deaf as a stone, loud as a Panther tank, with a laugh you felt before hearing it.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
what the

Dale-Taco
Feb 19, 2009

madeintaipei posted:

I had arms like that as a baby. The old panzer driver who owned our apartment used to make what fingers he had left into circles and move my arm fat up and down while saying, "But-ter churn, but-ter churn, but-ter churn." I can't help but giggle everytime I see a butter churn. You know that ticklish feeling when someone pinches the bottom part of your upper arm? That feeling.

Herr Günser. Gentle dude, deaf as a stone, loud as a Panther tank, with a laugh you felt before hearing it.

:chloe:

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
can someone help me out with the comic with the cat that gets petted or kissed on the head or something like that and just recoils in horror over several panels while remaining stationary?

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Mauser posted:

can someone help me out with the comic with the cat that gets petted or kissed on the head or something like that and just recoils in horror over several panels while remaining stationary?

I think it's called Garfield, by James Davis

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I've seen that gadget before; what actually is it?

Sample hopper for the Polytron.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



madeintaipei posted:

I had arms like that as a baby. The old panzer driver who owned our apartment used to make what fingers he had left into circles and move my arm fat up and down while saying, "But-ter churn, but-ter churn, but-ter churn." I can't help but giggle everytime I see a butter churn. You know that ticklish feeling when someone pinches the bottom part of your upper arm? That feeling.

Herr Günser. Gentle dude, deaf as a stone, loud as a Panther tank, with a laugh you felt before hearing it.

Sorry about your Nazi landlord.

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Baby Immobilizer is a good user name

hi police i think i've found a granos alt

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