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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe bisexual people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know. Was this that thing the Barilla pasta dude said? As a homo I had to find another brand of pasta that didn't explicitly want me to not purchase it
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Was this that thing the Barilla pasta dude said? As a homo I had to find another brand of pasta that didn't explicitly want me to not purchase it It’s a Simpsons quote
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It made me laugh, god help me.
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proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum reality: Nightdad posted:Whats your favorite non prescript diet pill? Mine's zantrex-3.
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Was this that thing the Barilla pasta dude said? As a homo I had to find another brand of pasta that didn't explicitly want me to not purchase it What the poo poo, really? Glad I haven’t been buying Barilla
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freeedr posted:What the poo poo, really? Yep. Right as the chikfila thing was blowing up the Barilla ceo was like "lol yeah we also hate the gays" but hardly anyone paid attention.
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I'm 180 and 6'1" and I still feel pretty slim. I cannot imagine being 128 pounds and trying to get slimmer
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Bobby Digital posted:It’s a Simpsons quote https://youtu.be/5Le4sGUeXTk
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Heath posted:I'm 180 and 6'1" and I still feel pretty slim. I cannot imagine being 128 pounds and trying to get slimmer I'm 6' and was 138 when I graduated high school. My doctor was bugging me to gain weight, and weird poo poo happened if I skipped or delayed a meal. I feel like cutting ten pounds would have been legit dangerous.
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Yeah, I'm 6'2", ~145 lb. Mental health issues are a gently caress and I've got an unhealthy relationship with food. I wouldn't recommend it. I hope they got help.
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yeah, 128 pounds is anorexia territory for a tall person, although the internet is of course not a qualified source of diagnosis. i feel like being tall might become a factor in body image problems where weight is an issue, because it could be easy to see oneself as automatically "too heavy" because social standards around weight and beauty ultimately associate smallness with femininity and desirability. Hodgepodge has a new favorite as of 07:26 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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I remember the Barilla CEO just flat out told a reporter that "them homos should eat some other brand of pasta" which despite everything was pretty a lol-worthy sentiment
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EorayMel posted:proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum This looks like the food log of someone with severe eating disorders... it was supposed to be a joke? Because these are almost all things I've either said in the depth of my eating disorder or heard other people with disordered eating say. e: I'm gonna go talk to some homophobic pasta about these feelings.
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barbecue at the folks posted:I remember the Barilla CEO just flat out told a reporter that "them homos should eat some other brand of pasta" which despite everything was pretty a lol-worthy sentiment You almost have to respect that kind of outright bigotry. We have some of the most powerful people on earth standing on a stage shaped like an SS sigil throwing up hitler salutes that transition into hand waves and then playing innocent like they don't know what they're doing. It's refreshing that the spaghetti guy just straight up hates me and doesn't pretend to be a good person caught in some kind of Curb Your Enthusiasm level nazi rube goldberg accidental misunderstanding machine.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 09:52 |
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The diet post is super obviously a joke, don't fret over their theoretical skeleton body.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 10:13 |
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I'm gonna hatefuck Pasta Hitler with a dick made out of bucatini, which hopefully will land him in more hot water (hur hur) for exacerbating the bucatini shortage. Italy is loose and tight all at once. Butthole joke goes here. E: I'm not "fretting, " it just legit doesn't read like a joke to me because life experiences.
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It strikes me as especially strange because pasta is only straight until it gets wet.
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Marcade posted:It strikes me as especially strange because pasta is only straight until it gets wet. wow my vagina literally works the opposite way wtf Come on in, boys, it's al dente.
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Vagina al dente is not a term I expected this morning.
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Marcade posted:Funny Forums Quotes: Vagina al dente is not a term I expected this morning.
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My name is Al Dentata and I specialize in Labial Law
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Lawbia
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Bob Loblaw's Labial Law Blog
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Marcade posted:Funny Forums Quotes: Vagina al dente is not a term I expected this morning. Seconded
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It's a shame they pay pubic defender's so little.
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Marcade posted:Vagina al dente is not a term I expected this morning. Make this the title of the thread. Send post
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Marcade posted:Vagina al dente is not a term I expected this morning. Fifthed for thread title.
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Sixth.
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"Ah yes, and I will have uh, the vagina dentata, per fah-vor-ay." *waiter walks away perturbed* "Honey! You wanted the vagina al dente! Do you know what you just ordered?"
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Lobok posted:"Ah yes, and I will have uh, the vagina dentata, per fah-vor-ay." I always hear the Hakuna Matata parody in my head whenever someone brings up vagina dentata. https://twitter.com/miracleofsound/status/766733191600336896?s=20
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Lobok posted:"Ah yes, and I will have uh, the vagina dentata, per fah-vor-ay." So it'll have a little more bite to it, so what? *looks at thread title* Hah, that's two PYF threads I have named now.
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Pretty sure the guy claiming to be 128 lbs was trolling that thread.
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zoux posted:How do you gently caress a fork Love a good u/n post combo.
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Dameius posted:I always hear the Hakuna Matata parody in my head whenever someone brings up vagina dentata. It's a penis-free.... Girl cavity... Vagina dentata!
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Dameius posted:I always hear the Hakuna Matata parody in my head whenever someone brings up vagina dentata. How often does that come up?
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Captain Monkey posted:Love a good u/n post combo. How did you miss this gem? Flint_Paper posted:You need a tine-y dick
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Lemniscate Blue posted:How did you miss this gem? It wasn't as funny.
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Flunky posted:listen here jack get me outta dis wack rear end bass prison
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