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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Who the gently caress would grill a donkey? :mad:

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Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Kitfox88 posted:

Who the gently caress would grill a donkey? :mad:

A highly paid veterinarian/orthodontist.

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




I sadly haven't been able to track down any pictures from it, but here's a good one from the Netherlands.

The Netherlands is wet. Very wet. You got some soggy ground you walk on, below that a layer of sand, and under the sand you got millions of years old ocean water from before the tens of thousands year old sand layer got deposited there.

This holds true for Amsterdam and surrounding areas too. But that doesn't stop people from building there! So they built a beautiful Central Post Office with a big basement and stuff.


But here's the thing. That million year old ocean water contains ocean creatures and algae. Those things turn into natural gas. And when you put stuff onto that sand layer and drive piles into them, the gas may decide to flow to the surface. Mostly, it doesn't. But in the case of the Amsterdam Post Office, it did.

Not a whole lot, but still. In the lowest point of the basement, a tiny flame was found. Now, there was a bit of a dilemma.
- Random gas flame in the basement, coming from the floor. Kinda sketchy to let burn unattended.
- Put it out, seal off the crack where the flame came out off and hope the gas doesn't find another crack and cause an explosion.

In the end, they decided to just let the flame burn, and as a funny oddity, put a tea kettle on it to show to visitors getting a tour of the building.
Some years later, they did eventually extinguish it. No one exactly knows where the gas now goes to.

Source: http://www.brongas.nl/anekdotes.html

In the polders, the reclamed land that formerly was water, this actually used to be a 'normal' way of getting gas to cook on. Pump up the ocean water with the dissolved gas in it, and capture the gas in a big kind of kettle or gas holder. About 500 farms used to have such a private gas well.

LimaBiker fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Mar 4, 2021

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

First time SpaceX Starship has launched twice.

aniviron posted:

So majestic in flight

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

First time SpaceX Starship has launched twice.

I like how "Vehicle safing" is the highlighted step. Maybe complete the landing first?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

It already landed, then blew up a few minutes later.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Also they updated that status:

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Also they updated that status:



Like a big firework for the celebration of the landing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s in a low‐energy state and quite safe now.

Rapid unplanned safeing

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

BraveUlysses posted:

when u nutt and she keeps truckin

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Platystemon posted:

Rapid unplanned safeing

:emptyquote:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




:vince:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Space Kablooey posted:

As long as it's a Ford it should be alright

If it's a Ford, you likely drove it into a river to put out the fire.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/archer_rs/status/1367130535852662792

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

don't mind me, just mixing up some loving nazi rocket fuel in a plastic jug in my garage without even wearing goggles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpg4g47ssFY

kinda long so skip around but don't miss his demo around 3:00

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

don't mind me, just mixing up some loving nazi rocket fuel in a plastic jug in my garage without even wearing goggles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpg4g47ssFY

kinda long so skip around but don't miss his demo around 3:00

"What's that ear piercing noise???"

Oh it's just grandpa coming down the street again, in his home-made bomb

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1367295610123149315?s=20

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

I love this guy, purely and unironically.

He isn’t an old-school stuntman that did this over the weekend, he’s an actual no-poo poo-railroad-head that took real falls and damned near got CUT IN HALF. I’ve watched this at least 8 times and the only mat is the one he calls out- he takes the other hits!

I barely remember Archie Bunker, but if this was his day-to-day work then Christ that guy deserved a break instead of a sanctimonious son-in-law.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



So it's my turn to not get it. :confuoot:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



London Euston cat-astrophe averted for train-surfing puss https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-56271478

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

By popular demand posted:

So it's my turn to not get it. :confuoot:


The US Consumer Product Safety Commission puts out the weirdest tweets possible to get people to pay attention to their message. And dammit if they don't work.

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1366123785741606914

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well, good! :thumbsup:

E: in environmental/OSHA news
Israeli Environmental Protection Minister blames Iran for the toxic tar spill
https://www.ynetnews.com/environment/article/ECZ3T7P71

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Mar 4, 2021

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

LimaBiker posted:

I sadly haven't been able to track down any pictures from it, but here's a good one from the Netherlands.

The Netherlands is wet. Very wet. You got some soggy ground you walk on, below that a layer of sand, and under the sand you got millions of years old ocean water from before the tens of thousands year old sand layer got deposited there.

This holds true for Amsterdam and surrounding areas too. But that doesn't stop people from building there! So they built a beautiful Central Post Office with a big basement and stuff.


But here's the thing. That million year old ocean water contains ocean creatures and algae. Those things turn into natural gas. And when you put stuff onto that sand layer and drive piles into them, the gas may decide to flow to the surface. Mostly, it doesn't. But in the case of the Amsterdam Post Office, it did.

Not a whole lot, but still. In the lowest point of the basement, a tiny flame was found. Now, there was a bit of a dilemma.
- Random gas flame in the basement, coming from the floor. Kinda sketchy to let burn unattended.
- Put it out, seal off the crack where the flame came out off and hope the gas doesn't find another crack and cause an explosion.

In the end, they decided to just let the flame burn, and as a funny oddity, put a tea kettle on it to show to visitors getting a tour of the building.
Some years later, they did eventually extinguish it. No one exactly knows where the gas now goes to.

Source: http://www.brongas.nl/anekdotes.html

In the polders, the reclamed land that formerly was water, this actually used to be a 'normal' way of getting gas to cook on. Pump up the ocean water with the dissolved gas in it, and capture the gas in a big kind of kettle or gas holder. About 500 farms used to have such a private gas well.

The (late great) Flaming Geyser had the same energy.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Remulak posted:

I love this guy, purely and unironically.
He isn’t an old-school stuntman that did this over the weekend, he’s an actual no-poo poo-railroad-head that took real falls and damned near got CUT IN HALF. I’ve watched this at least 8 times and the only mat is the one he calls out- he takes the other hits!

These women are huge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rx57jVGfso&t=347s

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNBfo0dbEzY

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/5Li3XIK.mp4

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
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Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Remulak posted:

I love this guy, purely and unironically.

He isn’t an old-school stuntman that did this over the weekend, he’s an actual no-poo poo-railroad-head that took real falls and damned near got CUT IN HALF. I’ve watched this at least 8 times and the only mat is the one he calls out- he takes the other hits!

I barely remember Archie Bunker, but if this was his day-to-day work then Christ that guy deserved a break instead of a sanctimonious son-in-law.

This is one of the few youtubes where I've found reading the comments section to be informative:

quote:

The man in this film Is Mr. Glen Roper. He worked on the Union Pacific railroad in many capacities over the years. He had done some stunt work in movies (I don't know which ones) and had also on occasion performed as a professional wrestler as the "Masked Marvel". I met Mr. Roper in Los Angeles when I went to inquire about employment on the U.P. and he was in the personnel office at that time (Oct.1973) and I hired out as a laborer in Maintenance of Way. In 1974 I went into engine service and Mr. Roper was giving the rules classes to us. He had worked in train service for many years. He was very knowledgeable of many aspects of railroading. Those old heads from that generation were a bunch of tough , hard working people. They were an interesting bunch and I was glad to have had the opportunity to learn from them.

And welcome to the wonderful world of watching old work safety films! :)
To help the youtube algorithm inveigle you even further, may I suggest a short film about safely working on electrified rail tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmCak0HDD8o

My own idea for how to safely work on electrified rails is don't work on electrified rails holy poo poo!! :psyduck:, but people obviously had other ideas back then.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



And we got in trouble for wearing black soles on the basketball court

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Humphreys posted:

And we got in trouble for wearing black soles on the basketball court

My school had two gyms. One was the gym with the nice floor that you played basketball on, the other was the whatever gym that we played hockey on.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Cojawfee posted:

My school had two gyms. One was the gym with the nice floor that you played basketball on, the other was the whatever gym that we played hockey on.

We had the nice front gym, with the score board and bleachers and polished, maintained floor, and the back gym, which was like a half-gym with a warped floor that we got in trouble for playing Calvinball on one day.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
"Varsity gym" and "JV (junior varsity) gym" was what I always heard them referred to by HS coaches and admins, because on game nights sometimes the different teams would compete at the same time, and the better teams got the bigger gym.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Mar 4, 2021

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
My college had only one basketball court and the basketball coach would literally scream at you for just walking across it to get to the other side of the gym

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

My high school had its basketball gym closed for the filming of Remember the Titans. When the crew left, we had a brand new floor but the mascot wasn't ours.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

First time SpaceX Starship has launched twice.



thats what im talking about

Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Mar 4, 2021

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Have they said yet if they did something to ignite all the leaking fuel or if it was a spontaneous accident/eventuality?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
when will they feel comfortable putting like a dog or pig on one of those SpaceX tests

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Have they said yet if they did something to ignite all the leaking fuel or if it was a spontaneous accident/eventuality?

I think I read it was a methane leak

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Monkey Fracas posted:

when will they feel comfortable putting like a dog or pig on one of those SpaceX tests

Well the part that keeps blowing up isn't designed to have people on it when it lands anyway I don't think, so it would be odd for them to put animals on there just to watch em blow up.


low key sex master posted:

I think I read it was a methane leak

Right but I wasn't sure if they did something to ignite it since there was a big dangerous cloud of the stuff that was only getting bigger, or if it just finally went up on it's own.

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

This is one of the few youtubes where I've found reading the comments section to be informative:


And welcome to the wonderful world of watching old work safety films! :)
To help the youtube algorithm inveigle you even further, may I suggest a short film about safely working on electrified rail tracks.

My own idea for how to safely work on electrified rails is don't work on electrified rails holy poo poo!! :psyduck:, but people obviously had other ideas back then.

Hoooly gently caress. Stepping between the live rail and the running rail, in a gap barely bigger than your shoe... That's so scary. If you just so happen to get your foot caught on the live one while trying not to stumble, you're gonna have a bad time.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Well the part that keeps blowing up isn't designed to have people on it when it lands anyway I don't think, so it would be odd for them to put animals on there just to watch em blow up.

Yoptfoyomat Yankee "Safety organizations" ! You're all cowards!
:ussr:

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