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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I don't think Dirty Dog is going to survive COVID.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

caligulamprey posted:



I think everything's gonna be okay.

muscles like this! posted:

Cool Cat looks like he's about to clock a motherfucker.

To me it looks like he's under a falling air conditioner.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

Lobok posted:

To me it looks like he's under a falling air conditioner.

You know that Mista Mista cat? I think I just killed him.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/headfallsoff/status/1366252907000188929

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

From that tweet.




Good god.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Chief O’Brien, NO!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Vagabundo posted:

From that tweet.




Good god.

That’s a rude thing to call that man!!

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

From that tweet.




Good god.
If you see this for sale, don't pick it up.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The perfectly straight arm

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

It's amazing in its own way, in that every time you look at it, you find something else wrong with it.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Woebin posted:

If you see this for sale, don't pick it up.

The backstory of that production was a nightmare. They just kept shopping it from studio to studio and no director wanted to touch it.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Really good theme song tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qho9o4zRwtE

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Colm Meaney has looked middle aged my entire life and I'm almost middle aged myself now.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Wilford Brimley syndrome.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

From that tweet.




Good god.

Colm Meany's face is not that big. His head is; his face, no.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

A significant improvement.

Horsebanger
Jun 25, 2009

Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!

I'd watch this.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I'm so drunk I reversed the Jameson bottle.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Fartington Butts posted:

I'm so drunk I reversed the Jameson bottle.

Dang, good catch. I didn't notice that when I reversed the image from my original photoshop from years ago.


Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006



I won't read this article. I just want to imagine the intervention that his friends and family threw for him.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

muscles like this! posted:

Cool Cat looks like he's about to clock a motherfucker.

The title is clear that he's going to fight the Coronavirus, Cool Cat is not one for hyperbole.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Look at these classics from the replies.

https://twitter.com/KINGOFDABRONIES/status/1366340472789172231?s=20

You just know that Rupert-Everett-in-drag character is going to be super tasteful.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

A cracker!

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

For balance, here's some British movie posters I think are good







Also, Japanese poster for The Italian Job which I think is ace

Bogmonster fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Mar 4, 2021

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Lobok posted:

You just know that Rupert-Everett-in-drag character is going to be super tasteful.

St Trinians is a fairly long-running series of British farce comedies, and the Headmistress being played by a bloke in drag was something that the original films did - they'd usually also play a male character as well, so that may be what they were going for. Whether it was tasteful or not? No idea, never been big with British farce.

The cast is actually quite interesting, in that most of them have gone on to do far more interesting things. The sequel has two Doctors in it (10th and 13th) and Cersei among others, while the lead actress went on to marry and divorce Elon Musk. Twice.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Vagabundo posted:

The cast is actually quite interesting, in that most of them have gone on to do far more interesting things. The sequel has two Doctors in it (10th and 13th) and Cersei among others, while the lead actress went on to marry and divorce Elon Musk. Twice.

Honestly all that tells me is that finally being free of Elon Musk feels so good that the only way should could experience that high again was a second marriage and divorce

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

UNCOM PROMISING

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Sometimes the marketing department just throws up its hands.



"You dug 'Mash'... right?"

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Oh man, I checked out the trailer and they spend most of it trying to present the movie as if it's just M.A.S.H. but about cops. And then at the they're like oh yeah also the kid wants to fly.

I think the poster does a better job. "It's weird, you might like it, might not, we don't know!" is a pretty fair sales pitch for Brewster McCloud.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Lol.

I love the NO EXTRA COST they snuck in.

But we need an Ali-style "rumble in the jungle, grudge from the sludge" type of poster.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

Godzilla VS King Kong VS? this is the first time I’ve heard of an unnamed 3rd contestant.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Godzilla and Kong will definitely kiss at the end

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

PenguinKnight posted:

Godzilla VS King Kong VS? this is the first time I’ve heard of an unnamed 3rd contestant.

There is one, it's gonna be a twist in the movie but they give the game away in the trailer

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

PenguinKnight posted:

Godzilla VS King Kong VS? this is the first time I’ve heard of an unnamed 3rd contestant.

The third contestant...

is us.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/KaijuNewsOutlet/status/1368722188753399811?s=20

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Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Reminds me of that video of the boxing or UFC weigh in when the two fighters get really close to intimidate each other, and the one kisses the other, who promptly freaks out.

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