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Old School Peanuts (Jul 18, 1952) Calvin and Hobbes (Jan 28-29, 1989)   Robbie and Bobby (Jun 5, 2019)  (Jun 7, 2019)  Support Jason's Patreon (and see new My Dad is Draculas) here.
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She was literally standing a foot in front of the car, which was parked. How much acceleration does that car have?
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Evil Mastermind posted:She was literally standing a foot in front of the car, which was parked. How much acceleration does that car have? It's a ton and a half, how much does it need?
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When I called this happening, I didn't actually expect it to happen. Drakyn posted:I have done the mandatory. I'd say 50/50 this becomes the new Sarah. Dinky Dinkerton and Flyin' Jenny Sept 18th, 1940   Axa   Hot drat, let's see that again: 
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Sally Forth Pearls Before Swine  The Percy Crosby Panel That May Or May Not Be "The Clancy Kids" (August 23, 1916)  Peanuts (March 9, 1974)  Les Moore And The Very Special Lady Who Would Like A Cookie  Crankshaft  "Classic" Mutt and Jeff proves that even the pros sometimes get stuck with disintegrating source material.  Not knowing what a pant leg is lands squarely on them, though. Rip Haywire  Thimble Theater (October 6, 1937)  Out Our Way (March 26-28, 1936; spoiler curtain for...um...the usual reasons)    Toonerville Folks (April 23-25, 1917)    Dok's "Trapped With Jerry In A Tin Cigar" Duck (June 26, 1913) 
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EasyEW posted:Out Our Way (March 26-28, 1936; spoiler curtain for...um...the usual reasons) God, this beautiful, mournful scene, and then out the window the dead horses legs poking out of the wagon like || ||
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Evil Mastermind posted:She was literally standing a foot in front of the car, which was parked. How much acceleration does that car have? Bruceski posted:It's a ton and a half, how much does it need?
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Mar 7, 2021 01:29
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Endless Mike posted:It's funny. This car is very clearly modeled after a Toyota 86/Subaru BRZ/Scion FR-S which I only recognized immediately since it's what I drive. The answer to this is "lol not much." Right, but my point is that there's no way that car was going fast enough to flip her up in the air to the point where her leg is comedically sticking out to then be deposited to the side. This was avoidable, is what I'm saying.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Right, but my point is that there's no way that car was going fast enough to flip her up in the air to the point where her leg is comedically sticking out to then be deposited to the side. My highschool girlfriend hit me from that distance in a minivan (it was an accident). Cars go faster than you might think. Tara probably didn't go up and over, but she very likely could have flopped onto the hood and then ragdolled off to the side. Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Mar 7, 2021 |
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Mar 7, 2021 02:12
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I'm more stuck on the fact that Tara's cousin could have just backed the car away, but instead she chose to add an attempted murder charge on top of her breaking and entering into the restaurant. It's not even a crime of passion or anything, Team Evans had her make her crime more serious for no good reason. 
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Mar 7, 2021 02:47
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Tara's going to get up and dust herself off and go "Whew! Good thing I learned how to roll!" and none of it is going to make a drat difference.
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Endless Mike posted:It's funny. This car is very clearly modeled after a Toyota 86/Subaru BRZ/Scion FR-S which I only recognized immediately since it's what I drive. The answer to this is "lol not much." As another BRZ driver I recognized the tail lights and went "wait, it takes like four seconds to hit kill-pedestrians speed if I floor it, at which point I've already gone well more than a couple feet". I mean good on Evans for drawing a recognizable actual not-terribly-expensive sports car at least, I guess
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Mar 7, 2021 03:39
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fully expect the next week to not talk about this, like any good Luann story
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riderchop posted:fully expect the next week to not talk about this, like any good Luann story
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It's going to end up like the kid in Rex Morgan getting hit, where it takes up the story for about a month and then we get a couple years of the perspective shifting to some fat gently caress with diabetes e: except Evans is enough of a lovely person who's still upset about being bullied by girls in high school to give Tiff diabetes and then actually kill her (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Evil Mastermind posted:Right, but my point is that there's no way that car was going fast enough to flip her up in the air to the point where her leg is comedically sticking out to then be deposited to the side. She was still doing 'Martial Arts' poses, obviously. amigolupus posted:I'm more stuck on the fact that Tara's cousin could have just backed the car away, but instead she chose to add an attempted murder charge on top of her breaking and entering into the restaurant. It's not even a crime of passion or anything, Team Evans had her make her crime more serious for no good reason. Tara's Cousin was clearly identified as An Evil Crazy Person in an earlier strip. So of course it follows that she would just try to kill someone.
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Mar 7, 2021 03:58
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Kazinsal posted:As another BRZ driver I recognized the tail lights and went "wait, it takes like four seconds to hit kill-pedestrians speed if I floor it, at which point I've already gone well more than a couple feet". I'm worried why that's something you know.
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Safety Dance posted:My highschool girlfriend hit me from that distance in a minivan (it was an accident). Cars go faster than you might think. Tara probably didn't go up and over, but she very likely could have flopped onto the hood and then ragdolled off to the side. I was waiting to cross a busy street with no sidewalk and a convertible mustang pulled up to take a right turn. I thought sure it had seen me since I was like 4 feet in front of it when it stopped completely. Nope. It accelerated into me suddenly with a break in traffic and I ended up in the womans back seat with my bike under her car. I was actually mostly unhurt but a little surprised. Lady was freaking out and when she realized she hadn't killed or even really hurt me she bought me a new bike on the spot. Meh. Lucky I didn't go under.
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Bruceski posted:I'm worried why that's something you know. That’s about how long to get to 35 mph which is iirc around where the 50% fatality rate for someone hit at that speed is. My driving theory class when I was a teenager was a bit odd.
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riderchop posted:fully expect the next week to not talk about this, like any good Luann story Any what
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All of you are going to feel pretty stupid when in the next comic she stands up and is like "Oh I'm not hurt that's a BRZ it would take like 4 seconds for it to accellerate enough to hurt a person." 
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Mar 7, 2021 05:28
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Tara died on the way back to her home planet.
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Tara is a minor enough character that I can see the Evanses giving her some broken bones and maybe a dramatic coma. I'd be truly surprised if they killed her or gave her any long-term injuries. Basically I expect she'll be hurt just bad enough and for just long enough for Bernice to make it all about herself, then she'll either fade back into the background or be written out entirely (since she is a bit of a hooligan. Tara has served her purpose of making Luann look good for being nice to her, but really isn't suitable as an actual friend).
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They forgot to draw it but in between panels her cousin hit her with a javelin. It was horrible. There, all explained.
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Johnny Walker posted:Mark Trail 
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Daddy Daze Take It From the Tinkersons  Dark Side of the Horse 
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Endless Mike posted:Finally the Keypad Kid porn we've all been waiting for
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SubNat posted:Moomin Goes Wild West Moominpapa built a TARDIS!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssx1c_uAoAg
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Julet Esqu posted:
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Surgeon's Tales  Nancy  Dustin  Cruel Little Stories 
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Was away for a few days and now we're a vehicular manslaughter thread?! BCN    Phoebe    Wallace    Curtis   
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Vargo posted:Phoebe I have always hated grinding for exactly this reason. Inevitably leading to stupid situations where I waste more time trying to cheese the battle mechanics to force a low level victory than it would have taken me to grind in the first place.
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Green Intern posted:Tara's Cousin was clearly identified as An Evil Crazy Person in an earlier strip. So of course it follows that she would just try to kill someone. This is it. This is why having one dimensional characters who fit into the binary of "good guy" and "bad guy" is so dull to read. Rules for good guy: Will never, EVER really do anything bad. If they do, it wasn't on purpose. Rules for bad guy: Will do literally anything bad, ever, as the plot requires. There's no intrigue or nuance if a character who cackles as they leave the lights on in a room they're not using has the same potential for evil as a character who murders people from inside an ice cream truck. (sadly neither such character exists in Luann as it would require a new character design)
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Cheer Up Boss Dharma The title of this one is an untranslatable pun. The "공" in "공중" can be read as either "공원 중" which refers to the act of walking through a park or "공사 중" which refers to construction being underway. Neither version of "공중" is a real word, and without context most people would assume the latter meaning. Hey, Korean characters work again. Somebody must have knocked the relevant Radium code back into place since the last time I tried to do that. Some Guy TT fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Mar 7, 2021 |
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Some Guy TT posted:Cheer Up Boss Dharma Feel like Panel 2 is gonna be very helpful in the political cartoons thread
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And She ¡Plop! (March 28, 1918) Outbursts of Everett True (May 1, 1918)  Outbursts of Fowler Hitz (December 18, 1923)  Gay and Her Gang (April 12, 1929)  Oaky Doaks (September 12, 1935)  Dark Laughter (October 15, 1942)  Mopsy Sunday (November 30, 1947)  Those Were the Days (December 27, 1951)  Dinky Fellas (June 3, 1965)  Wee Pals (June 3, 1965) 
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