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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




He’s punching a rotted dead tree and obviously doesn’t know how to throw a good punch. She is punching a living tree and knocking chunks off.

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Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Bar Ran Dun posted:

He’s punching a rotted dead tree and obviously doesn’t know how to throw a good punch. She is punching a living tree and knocking chunks off.

And the girl isn't even wearing gloves!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I don't think I've ever seen worse punches thrown in my life and why is he doing it in a crouch and why do I have so many questions who is this idiot.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Milo and POTUS posted:

why is he doing it in a crouch and why do I have so many questions who is this idiot.

He's in a wheelchair

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't think I've ever seen worse punches thrown in my life and why is he doing it in a crouch and why do I have so many questions who is this idiot.

:hmbol:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh gently caress.

Well it was nice posting with you all.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The birch-puncher isn't punching out chunks, that's the bark. Birch bark comes off easily. E: well, comparatively easy.

It's impossible to punch out chunks off a living healthy tree. Birch is much stronger than a human fist.

:goonsay:

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Mar 7, 2021

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth
I saw a guy punch wood out of a tree once, in minecraft

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
it's because he's goku op

Pigbog
Apr 28, 2005

Unless that is Spider-man if Spider-man were a backyard wrestler or Kurt Cobain, your costume looks shitty.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh gently caress.

Well it was nice posting with you all.

If it makes you feel better, he sucks.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1368359322196017158

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh gently caress.

Well it was nice posting with you all.

He's a nazi I think you're OK

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

Jaxyon posted:

He's a nazi I think you're OK

... Do you think someone should tell the Neo Nazi what Nazis do to disabled people?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

He wasn't born that way so he would have been fine, and I'm sure he's fully aware of that distinction and thinks that makes him better than other people with disabilities.

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1368347932034994182

Holy poo poo, who is this supposed to appeal to? Making heaven into an eternity of work to own the libs.

https://twitter.com/ChristnNitemare/status/1368628774502273028

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Mar 7, 2021

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1368673941938708485?s=20

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

https://twitter.com/abdullaah_r7/status/1368676454440042500?s=09

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jaxyon posted:

He's a nazi I think you're OK

Also it's not like I knew he was in the chair.

Probably my least proud moment of missing the totally obvious but at least I made jerry happy for a brief moment. Possibly others too.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/gcornish91/status/1368742718063656960

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/BurgerKingUK/status/1368849338596745223

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

yes it's dumb but show the rest

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

The Bloop posted:

yes it's dumb but show the rest

Sure, in context it's better (but still stupid), but It's insane that they'd ever make that tweet knowing it's possible to retweet and embed without that context so it'll be the only thing people see.

https://twitter.com/BurgerKingUK/status/1368877839072821253

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sinteres posted:

Sure, in context it's better (but still stupid), but It's insane that they'd ever make that tweet knowing it's possible to retweet and embed without that context so it'll be the only thing people see.


100% agree it's terrible in all ways


Maybe I'll get burger king for lunch

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

The Bloop posted:

100% agree it's terrible in all ways


Maybe I'll get burger king for lunch

marketing works

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Sinteres posted:

Sure, in context it's better (but still stupid), but It's insane that they'd ever make that tweet knowing it's possible to retweet and embed without that context so it'll be the only thing people see.

https://twitter.com/BurgerKingUK/status/1368877839072821253

I'm pretty the reaction is exactly what their marketing team was going for based on the subsequent tweet; there's plenty of ways to fit the whole message into the character limit if they were acting in good faith.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

plainswalker75 posted:

I'm pretty the reaction is exactly what their marketing team was going for based on the subsequent tweet; there's plenty of ways to fit the whole message into the character limit if they were acting in good faith.

Yeah I agree. I just hope the negative attention they were looking for ends up being a problem for them.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Sinteres posted:

Holy poo poo, who is this supposed to appeal to? Making heaven into an eternity of work to own the libs.

So in Genesis 3 after they eat the fruit, God curses Adam, Eve and the snake and this is what he says to Adam:

"Cursed is the ground because of you; through painful toil you will eat food from it all the days of your life. It will produce thorns and thistles for you, and you will eat the plants of the field. By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return.”

This seems to be talking about how the garden produced a bunch of fruit without Adam having to do anything, they could just eat whatever at their leisure, but now God is saying that they'll have to actually work to get food now. Also remember that at this point, according to the Bible, mankind are purely vegetarians, they're not allowed to eat meat until after the flood (the idea being if there was a flood that bad there wouldn't be any plants to eat, so God had to let them so they didn't starve).

There's also a different interpretation of that verse though, that work was totally cool and fun and Adam enjoyed it, and work only sucks now because of the curse. But when we get to Heaven and God restores everything back to how it's meant to be, work will be awesome again and we'll enjoy it. I'm actually surprised this interpretation isn't more common, especially with capitalism and Christianity being completely intertwined in America. We already have sayings like "Hard work is its own reward" and the idea that doing nothing but work is noble and admirable. Hell I remember a car commercial a few years back that was like "Unlike those sissy Europeans we don't take a month of vacation a year."

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



https://twitter.com/skepticalspice/status/1369020350705659905?s=21

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/HMAesq/status/1368983872214556676?s=19

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Twelve by Pies posted:

There's also a different interpretation of that verse though, that work was totally cool and fun and Adam enjoyed it, and work only sucks now because of the curse. But when we get to Heaven and God restores everything back to how it's meant to be, work will be awesome again and we'll enjoy it. I'm actually surprised this interpretation isn't more common, especially with capitalism and Christianity being completely intertwined in America. We already have sayings like "Hard work is its own reward" and the idea that doing nothing but work is noble and admirable. Hell I remember a car commercial a few years back that was like "Unlike those sissy Europeans we don't take a month of vacation a year."

That's interesting, I'd always thought of it from the other perspective, so that was genuinely new to me. I don't believe in any of that stuff, but if I got a vote, it would definitely be for no-work Heaven.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1368983057479393284

https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1368978388094881792

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

lmao it could have been Kobe

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Ruffian Price posted:

lmao it could have been Kobe

If it's shot they could just make it CGI Kobe.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Literally a premise of at least two horror novels.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh gently caress.

Well it was nice posting with you all.

Jaxyon posted:

He's a nazi I think you're OK

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/StefGotBooted/status/1369232312974663681

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1369070579769344007?s=09

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/EricLevitz/status/1369310828219006978

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Jordanfabian/status/1369321821649199111?s=20

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



What have you done, Pete.:gonk:

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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