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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
This all could've been avoided if you'd just not had kids.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

SpacePig posted:

This all could've been avoided if you'd just not had kids.

The pro-est move.

Then you can afford more lego for yourself.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The pro-est move.

Then you can afford more lego for yourself.

The downside is that you're unlikely to be gifted lego sets yourself. It's an important trade-off to consider.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

SpacePig posted:

The downside is that you're unlikely to be gifted lego sets yourself. It's an important trade-off to consider.

That trade-off also includes sleeping through the night and not worrying about random things being flushed down the toilet. I'd take never seeing a lego again to keep that the status quo in my household.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

SpacePig posted:

The downside is that you're unlikely to be gifted lego sets yourself. It's an important trade-off to consider.

Just buy the right Lego sets with the buckets of cash you save by not having kids. Those little fuckers are not free, even before you account for all the space you have to get for them.

I could buy a Lego millennium falcon every months of I didn't have a kid. I'd rather have the kid. He's awesome.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

BonHair posted:

Just buy the right Lego sets with the buckets of cash you save by not having kids. Those little fuckers are not free, even before you account for all the space you have to get for them.

I could buy a Lego millennium falcon every months of I didn't have a kid. I'd rather have the kid. He's awesome.
He will just grow up and leave, unlike the rooms full of assembled lego kits.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Build a kid out of lego.

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy
why in the actual hell would you leave lego kits assembled

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Playing with noisy toys with your kids is half the fun of having kids.

I don't get why anyone wouldn't want to do that?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

spacetoaster posted:

Playing with noisy toys with your kids is half the fun of having kids.

I don't get why anyone wouldn't want to do that?

I'm pretty sure its more about the times when you don't want to play because you need to sleep or concentrate on something

Also in some cases it's just terrible, grouchy parents

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

atelier morgan posted:

why in the actual hell would you leave lego kits assembled

Assembled is acceptable, glued together is the thing that makes you a monster.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
lego chat reminds me of a game my little brother came up with when he was like 6 where we'd build a big tower out of multiple jenga sets and put every lego person we had in and around the structure, then roll golf balls at it and see who survived the longest.

all the figures were generic lego people (i don't think they had started doing licensed ones outside of like star wars maybe) and he named each and every one of the lego characters after figures in the news, so there was a george w bush, bill clinton, and notably, a dick cheney who had the diving suit "life support" and we always put him in a bunker

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my sister and i would make spaceships and then huck them at the floor next to each other, so they would explode like space ships do in movies.

for some reason my parents were not fans of this

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The pro-est move.

Then you can afford more lego for yourself.

It's Legos - "more legos for yourself"

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Shame Boy posted:

Do kids these days even still care about lego now that they have minecraft

my kid could play Minecraft whenever he wants but he chooses to zoom around the house with a Lego robot he made instead.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Fame Douglas posted:

It's Legos - "more legos for yourself"

These semantics are why I do jigsaw puzzles instead.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Fame Douglas posted:

It's Legos - "more legos for yourself"

It's not.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Fame Douglas posted:

It's Legos - "more legos for yourself"

As an authority as both a linguist and a Dane (Denmark, home of Lego), no.

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

blatman posted:

just lol if you kid has any toys that aren't these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WyWWAgtjYc
Interesting use of the tesla self driving ai. The thing even keeps trying to crawl into the oven to off itself. Still love duck.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I am more fond of THE GOOSE, personally.

Blackhawk
Nov 15, 2004

My dad is a doctor and had some kind of grudge against toys that shot things, I specifically remember once when I was a kid I got some kind of toy gun that shot rubber pellets for christmas which he promptly took away and mangled so it wouldn't shoot anymore. On the plus side I still have both eyes.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Legos is danish for "plays well"

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Les go

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

PokeJoe posted:

Legos is danish for "plays well"
what’s danish for fucks up your feet real good?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



leg ow

Charles Ingalls
Jan 31, 2021

PokeJoe posted:

Legos is danish for "plays well"

no it’s not

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

BonHair posted:

As an authority as both a linguist and a Dane (Denmark, home of Lego), no.

It's legos because it makes the nerds that are into legos real mad and it's funny to watch an adult man get angry about how you refer to his precious children's toy

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan



yes it is

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

quote:

"Lego," a self-made contraction from the Danish phrase leg godt, meaning "play well."

??

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


lego means play well. legos mean plays well. it's simple

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Combine it for extra fun! Hey Jeff, you put together your stars wars legos yet?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
'It's the LEGO Brand Interlocking Construction System you loving Casual!!' I scream as they politely ask me to leave the shop

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
The plural is "Legi."

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Legoxen

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The name comes from French phrase "le go" i.e. the go

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


lol

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

the chinese name is Legao and it means "fun high"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Antonymous posted:

the chinese name is Legao and it means "fun high"

It's actually Lepin, which means 'fake lego'.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Antonymous posted:

the chinese name is Legao and it means "fun high"

Are they made of snythetic opioids?

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Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Paladinus posted:

It's actually Lepin, which means 'fake lego'.

lepin is actually a way better name too cause pin means to put things together, like assemble a puzzle but also like to share the fare for a cab by putting together our money

le means happiness/fun. lepin means 'fun to assemble'

edit:

idk if anyone cares but the chinese name for Coca Cola is pronounced basically exactly the same except two syllables flipped around 'kekou kele' and it means more or less "Tasty Happiness" and it always blows my mind how good that is

pepsi is "Baishi" which means like "One Hundred Matterings" or some poo poo adn sounds nothing like pepsi

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